Caitlin89 0 #1 March 29, 2011 It's been brought to my attention by Dr. Shah, himself, that he's been banned from the Women's Forum. While I don't know what exactly he did to be exiled from such a captivating forum, I do know that while sometimes a bit deusch-y, Shah is usually right about what he's saying. Exhibit A: His 'Size 8' Rule. The only people (with some exceptions) who seem to be bothered by this rule are as follows: 1.) Ladies larger than a size 8. 2.) Men married/dating/sleeping with ladies larger than a size 8. Sure the average size of women in the U.S. is a 14, but that doesn't mean it's healthy or natural, so who can really blame the guy for seeking healthy women who like to take care of themselves? I think Exhibit A pretty much says it all. Which leads me to my next/final point, Dr. Shah is a decently nice, furry little Persian who means no harm. (In fact, I envy the manner in which he takes shit from the women around here.) Time for this size 6 lady to chow down on some Chinese food. Good day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #2 March 29, 2011 My guess is he broke the rules. You reap what you sow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 March 29, 2011 Shah, you do know that you are only allowed one screen name, don'tcha? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #4 March 29, 2011 Must be his sister, or someone very open to bribery! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 March 29, 2011 Quote Sure the average size of women in the U.S. is a 14, but that doesn't mean it's healthy or natural, so who can really blame the guy for seeking healthy women who like to take care of themselves? Yes, because we know that all women above a size 8 don't take care of themselves. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,990 #6 March 29, 2011 >Exhibit A: His 'Size 8' Rule. The only people (with some exceptions) who seem to >be bothered by this rule are as follows: 1.) Ladies larger than a size 8. 2.) Men >married/dating/sleeping with ladies larger than a size 8. Perhaps. Of course, that would also suggest the corollary is true - that the only people who obsess about what size someone else is are women smaller than a size 8, or men who won't date anyone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 March 30, 2011 QuoteMy guess is he broke the rules. You reap what you sow. Funny, when I was learning to sew patches, it was "You Rip what you Sew" Got good with a seam ripper though!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 March 30, 2011 I'm guessing that Shah was probably told the reason why when he got the banning. I'm also guessing that he was probably warned before he got the banning, yet he chose to continue down the same path instead of adhering to the rules that are a sticky at the top of the forum page. Then again, I'm just a size 8 Moderator of the forums, so what do I know. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 March 30, 2011 Quote I'm guessing that Shah was probably told the reason why when he got the banning. I'm also guessing that he was probably warned before he got the banning, yet he chose to continue down the same path instead of adhering to the rules that are a sticky at the top of the forum page. Then again, I'm just a size 8 Moderator of the forums, so what do I know. You know everything....YOU ARE SKYMAMA!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #10 March 30, 2011 Quotefurry I hope you don't mean it like this : http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry (probably NSFW)Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #11 March 30, 2011 Quote Dr. Shah is a decently nice, furry little Persian who means no harm. just don't put him in direct sunlight, dont get him wet, and NEVER EVER feed him after midnight scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 March 30, 2011 Quote Quote furry I hope you don't mean it like this : http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry (probably NSFW) Quote Since I'm already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it's so funny you'll fucking shit yourself like I almost did three times today because I've got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL. First up on the chopping block, I'm smarter than you. No way, it's true. Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it's true. Why? I don't need no fuckin' statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I'm acing my whole life right now. I'm running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my faggot boss knows I'm smarter than her, but she's a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. Fuck that. I'm the only one keeping that goddamn piece of shit rag in business and she fucking knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they're too fucking inaccurate! They're too fucking inappropriate! Fucking little whore. Second up, hunters have no fucking rights. If you're a hunter, fuck you. If you've ever killed an animal just for the shit of it, fuck you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of bullshit you assholes pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn't need us fucking it up by hiding behind that bullshit reason of "population control". Yeah, I got your fucking population control right here. It's called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans. "Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?" You know what I'm fucking talking about you pieces of shit. Stop muddling the argument with your goddamn straw man bull. I don't need reams of scientific data to back up what I'm saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It's true. Try going to India with that stupid "animals are lower than humans" shit you speciesist faggot, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don't try that bullshit that "we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that..." It doesn't hold any fucking water with me anymore, not that it ever really did. This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it's time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho bullshit days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I'm a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I'd take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I'd kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey asshole, I've thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it's YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too pussy? Yeah that's what I thought, goddamn bunch of pussies who are too scared to go vegan. My conscience is clear, what about yours? Hm? You don't mind they're killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses? You ENJOY watching them die? Then you're the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse. Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I'm into sex with animals! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. Guess what, it's kind of been skirted around in everything I've said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that's right, let's go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I've never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now "Wow what a fucking hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol" Let me get one thing straight faggot: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don't know the difference then you shouldn't be trying it in the first place. Do you think your dog likes getting fucking blue balls because there's no pussy for him? THAT'S ABUSE. THAT'S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it's different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the fuck away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his dick rubbed if he's standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn't want you there, you'd have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face. So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it's amazing how fast everyone's going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I'm some SICK FUCK who you can't let near your children. That's amazing, those people should win a fucking Nobel Prize for their stupidity. I'm about as benign a guy as you'll ever find, but here's what I can't get over: I'm in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog cocks and a LOT of horse cocks and I'm like W-T-F? We love to see art of this shit but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it's just fantasy? Fuck you, slap yourself into reality. YOU'RE LOOKING AT DOG COCK AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can't claim that you're not "into" animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, faggots, scum, whatever they call us. It's one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we're so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I'm aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. "Animals hunt but we can't , but we can fuck them? Derpa derpa derp." Well guess what? We've domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We're responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can't get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they're horny and have no other outlet! I'd sign up to do it; I'd be at the fucking head of the line for that shit. Giant horse dick in my mouth? DO WANT! i think i just pissed myself laughing about that gem.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 March 30, 2011 1) WOW.....aahh...hum....wow...yeah....ok! 2) I need to get more votes here 3) Who loves you baby! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 March 30, 2011 Quote Dr. Shah is a decently nice, furry little Persian who means no harm. (In fact, I envy the manner in which he takes shit from the women around here.) Aww, thanks for going to bat for the brutha. He's my freakin' lightning rod. I just keep my head a little lower than his and ZAAAAP! He gets fried every time. Size 6? You're just trying to drive that poor guy crazy, aren't you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 March 30, 2011 Quote I just keep my head a little lower than his and ZAAAAP! He gets fried every time. Yeah you freakind dork! It's because of the shape of my freaking head! Have you seen this thing! Aero freaking dynamic! But boy do the laides love holding it and kissing and licking it.... Friends, Romans and Perverts.....lend me your votes! Let's push the issue...and a few other things! Vote and vote often! Create accounts, "barrow" accounts...but vote! And don't just do it for me, do it for all the little shallow perverts out there, do it for the kids! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #16 March 30, 2011 Quote Quote I just keep my head a little lower than his and ZAAAAP! He gets fried every time. Yeah you freakind dork! It's because of the shape of my freaking head! Have you seen this thing! Aero freaking dynamic! But boy do the laides love holding it and kissing and licking it.... which head are we talking about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 March 30, 2011 Quote which head are we talking about? Sexy baby doll...you vote me in and I'll tell you all about it! Now slap yo ass and call me sexy!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 March 30, 2011 Quote Friends, Romans and Perverts.....lend me your votes! Let's push the issue...and a few other things! You're a newbie here, so let me tell you one of Sangiro's most famous quotes: This ain't no damn democracy. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #19 March 30, 2011 Quote Time for this size 6 lady to chow down on some Chinese food. Good day! Don't you mean Persian Food?Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 March 30, 2011 Quote Don't you mean Persian Food? Hashish and goat chops? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 March 30, 2011 QuoteQuote Time for this size 6 lady to chow down on some Chinese food. Good day! Don't you mean Persian Food? The key to any revolution and staying sexy and hot? Good food! http://homepage.mac.com/amybsherman/images/koobideh.jpg I'm going to make this for the guys at the DZ this summer when I have the time.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #22 March 30, 2011 Lamb kabob, saffron rice with fresh goat cheese and nan? Slacker! where is the stuffed zucchini or eggplant, yogurt??? Where are the good olives!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 March 30, 2011 QuoteLamb sausage saffron rice with goat cheese and chapatti? Lamb kebab...but I'm not that good. I can't cook lamb kebabs. My grandmother did and they were amazing! But probably kebabs, saffron rice, grilled veggies and other.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 March 30, 2011 Quote You're a newbie here So are you Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #25 March 30, 2011 You need to pound the spring lamb out on a board with the seasonings, so that the lamb absorbs the spice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
