MirageSkydiver 0 #1 March 29, 2011 I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 29, 2011 On DZ.com? They're here. At the DZ's I go to, they're definitely there! At your DZ? SD Houston, right? They're there. That will talk to you about "packing." Well, you're probably well out of luck.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MirageSkydiver 0 #3 March 29, 2011 QuoteOn DZ.com? They're here. At the DZ's I go to, they're definitely there! At your DZ? SD Houston, right? They're there. That will talk to you about "packing." Well, you're probably well out of luck. ouch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 March 29, 2011 HA! Just stick around for one of the-DZ-formerly-known-as-Waller's parties. Todd knows how to throw them. You'll meet some good looking women. You'll even get to know some cool jumpers. Lots of neat people there!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MirageSkydiver 0 #5 March 29, 2011 Why did they even move ?! I lived like 10 mins away from Waller :'( Now I have to drive all the way to columbus. I can't drink though, so I don't think I'll be staying at any of the parties :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 March 29, 2011 Quote Why did they even move ?! I lived like 10 mins away from Waller :'( Now I have to drive all the way to columbus. I can't drink though, so I don't think I'll be staying at any of the parties :( They moved what, mid/late December? Not drinking is no excuse to not attend the parties, trust me, even sober, there's plenty of fun to be had. Even if its just watching and laughing at all the drunk people. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 March 29, 2011 Quote Why did they even move ?! I lived like 10 mins away from Waller :'( Now I have to drive all the way to columbus. I can't drink though, so I don't think I'll be staying at any of the parties :( There are other jumpers who don't drink who hang out. Grab your Dr. Pepper and enjoy. Offer to DD for some folks. Off to DD for the hot chicks.As for why they moved, well, there are a couple of threads about the land use conflict some of the home owners (and a former SDH jumper) who lived on the air park brought against the DZ. It was a really big deal and I applaud Todd for his fight and keeping his really cool DZ humming!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MirageSkydiver 0 #8 March 29, 2011 I didn't know there could be drama involved in skydiving :O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 29, 2011 QuoteI didn't know there could be drama involved in skydiving :O\ Drama? Naw, not in skydiving. No one would ever sabotage a jump plane, cut someone's reserve risers, sue another jumper, steal another jumper's wife, pack someone a hard opening, piss in their cheerios or post a picture of them puking up their tequila shot in front of a DZ bar at a boogie... Wait...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #10 March 29, 2011 Quote I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?! Maybe they don't want to be around you. http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MirageSkydiver 0 #11 March 29, 2011 I'll be sure to investigate... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #12 March 29, 2011 I get to cuddle with all the hot girls at the DZ....and their husbands and boyfriends don't beat me up or get mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #13 March 29, 2011 MIRAGEskydiver... you mean you dont make their panties drop."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MirageSkydiver 0 #14 March 29, 2011 I need to get a cool stache like you first :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 March 29, 2011 Quote I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?! They're off sleeping with your best friend. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #16 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?! They're off sleeping with your best friend. Ya sorry about that bud, once the lights go out its every man for himself.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #17 March 29, 2011 QuoteMIRAGEskydiver... you mean you dont make their panties drop. Ward left Mirage from what I recall, no more pantie dropping."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 March 29, 2011 Women at the DZ Is this some sort of strange joke? Kind of like that dumb ass who the first day of engineering school asks "So where are all the cute girls?" Or that dumb ass who brings a bathing suit and a fishing pole to the Sahara? What's the latest stats? %12 girls in this particular hobby? Trending just below body building and model (RC) aircraft? As for drama? No never! No how! No way! "Had bags at dawn boys!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #19 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I haven't really seen any hotties here. What's up with that ?! They're off sleeping with your best friend. I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #20 March 29, 2011 Quote Women at the DZ Is this some sort of strange joke? Kind of like that dumb ass who the first day of engineering school asks "So where are all the cute girls?" Or that dumb ass who brings a bathing suit and a fishing pole to the Sahara? What's the latest stats? %12 girls in this particular hobby? Trending just below body building and model (RC) aircraft? As for drama? No never! No how! No way! "Had bags at dawn boys!" You know my next post in this thread was going to be for the OP to go talk to you (and to tell him that DZ parties are still a blast when you're sober. Trust me, OP, I don't drink, and I thoroughly enjoy myself) Btdubs, I can't speak for the other girls here, but I don't give a damn what I look like when I am jumping. I know I am attractive (plus a I have a vajayjay AND boobies, automatic win), but on a jump day I am there to jump, not to toss my hair in the wind and bat my eyelashes. Jumping, especially in the south and in the summer, is a dirty, nasty, and fucking amazing sport, and if you only care for the women in this sport that are "hot" you are really missing out on a lot. To be fair, I am damn jealous of those women who look perfect while jumping and have the skills to match. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 March 29, 2011 Quote I thoroughly enjoy myself Duuuuh! How many dudes per chick at any DZ you know of? 10-1? If i were the only duded to 10 girls I would be bat shit happy! Ever wonder why dude teathers are so "happy" *corrected due to spelling! BITE ME!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #22 March 29, 2011 Quote Quote I thoroughly enjoy myself Duuuuh! How many dudes per chick at any DZ you know of? 10-1? If i were the only duded to 10 girls I would be bat shit happy! Ever wonder why dude teaters are so "happy" What is a teater? I don't jump for the boys, nor do I wear make up for the boys. Hell, I certainly didn't suffer through two years at a military engineering college for the dudes either (before coming to my senses and switching to a business school). But, clearly, I am only happy because I surround myself with males Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #23 March 29, 2011 Was hottie referring to the buff, tan one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #24 March 29, 2011 Quote Was hottie referring to the buff, tan one? You caught me . Mmm, shirtless buff men. I guess this is my cue to get off dizzie and go wake up my own hot buff shirtless man. Good night yall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #25 March 29, 2011 well, i married one, so there is one less for you! (niener niener neiner!!) ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
