theonlyski 8 #1 March 22, 2011 Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #2 March 22, 2011 Painted on eyebrows should disqualify you of weapons possession. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 March 22, 2011 Since he's 52, can she still be considered a cougar?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #4 March 22, 2011 Considering she's 92 I think it counts. ..... and people say women lose their sex drives as they get older. Apparently not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #5 March 22, 2011 Quote Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #6 March 22, 2011 Quote Quote Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... If we are going to speculate let’s get crazy. Maybe he has been creating a “relationship” so he can cash her social security checks and other skullduggery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 March 22, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... If we are going to speculate let’s get crazy. Maybe he has been creating a “relationship” so he can cash her social security checks and other skullduggery. Maybe he was... Just pointing out that the lady may *actually* be "crazy"... Which if you've had a family member with dementia, alzheimer's or schizophrenia would make this thread just a tad less funny... Or maybe I don't have a very good sense of humour!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 March 22, 2011 Quote That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... Why is it with you that the girl can do no wrong? I meah she did shoot at the guys house, she did use a gun, she did get arrested and well...SHE'S BAT SHIT CRAZY! But you still argue? What a strange reflex you have.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #9 March 22, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... If we are going to speculate let’s get crazy. Maybe he has been creating a “relationship” so he can cash her social security checks and other skullduggery. Maybe he was... Just pointing out that the lady may *actually* be "crazy"... Which if you've had a family member with dementia, alzheimer's or schizophrenia would make this thread just a tad less funny... Or maybe I don't have a very good sense of humour!! I thought our two views on it kind of went hand in hand. You may be right and because she isn’t well he may be taking advantage of it. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 March 22, 2011 Quote Quote That is not proof that women are crazy... And maybe this particular old lady suffers from dementia or schizophrenia... Why is it with you that the girl can do no wrong? I meah she did shoot at the guys house, she did use a gun, she did get arrested and well...SHE'S BAT SHIT CRAZY! But you still argue? What a strange reflex you have. Yep - she sounds crazy... Just doesn't seem that funny to me. And as david3 pointed out, there is a chance the dude was taking advantage of her craziness. In which case, maybe he got what he deserved! So in fact it all goes back to me being a man-hating bitch!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 March 22, 2011 Quote Or maybe I don't have a very good sense of humour! That's the direction I'm leaningYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 March 22, 2011 Shah! How's it going? You're looking kind of blue today. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 March 22, 2011 Quote Shah! How's it going? You're looking kind of blue today. Haven't gotten shot at by any of the old ladies in my complex...which is about 80% of the total ladies in my condo comlex so that's a good thing. Yeah working out some stuff.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #14 March 22, 2011 You're absolutely right. But, ya know -- sometimes being too close to a situation means that one should back away. My 91-year-old father died a couple of years ago. While his behavior didn't get inappropriate in that way towards the end, due to head injuries from falls, he had other things that were not funny to me, but might have been to dz.com. This fine, kind, intelligent man. My brothers and I could laugh, but otherwise it was like a stranger calling my kid ugly. Sometimes it's time to just back away slowly. If it's not being done at their expense in front of them, and is unlikely to lead to action that can hurt someone in a similar situation, well, then it's a problem with thin-skinnedness. Because, well, sometimes the kid is funny-looking. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 March 22, 2011 Quote You're absolutely right. But, ya know -- sometimes being too close to a situation means that one should back away. My 91-year-old father died a couple of years ago. While his behavior didn't get inappropriate in that way towards the end, due to head injuries from falls, he had other things that were not funny to me, but might have been to dz.com. This fine, kind, intelligent man. My brothers and I could laugh, but otherwise it was like a stranger calling my kid ugly. Sometimes it's time to just back away slowly. If it's not being done at their expense in front of them, and is unlikely to lead to action that can hurt someone in a similar situation, well, then it's a problem with thin-skinnedness. Because, well, sometimes the kid is funny-looking. Wendy P. Yeah, I realised this a bit after my first post, so subsequently tried to change the tone of my posts. But even so, still don't really see the humour, so I think I will just listen to your advise on this one and walk away!! Sorry for peeing on everyone's parade - please carry on laughing folks!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #16 March 23, 2011 Maybe he WAS banging her.......just sayin'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 March 23, 2011 Quote Further proof that women are crazy. \ Is there any other kind?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #18 March 23, 2011 Quote Quote Further proof that women are crazy. \ Is there any other kind? Yes, but out of 3,000 females at an all girls school...I have only found a few that I wouldn't call crazy or insane... Breakfast time!~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herky 0 #19 March 23, 2011 I don't know that it proves she is crazy, but it definitely proves she is a bad shot. I mean seriously, she can't hit a GARAGE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #20 March 23, 2011 Crazy women. Isn't that a redundant phrase? Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 March 23, 2011 Quote Crazy women. Isn't that a redundant phrase? Technically, I believe you're wrong... From Wikipedia: "In linguistics, a phrase is a group of words which form a constituent and so function as a single unit in the syntax of a sentence." I believe to qualify as a phrase, you would at least have to add the word "the" "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 March 23, 2011 I don't think age has much to do with it. My first wife was 24 when she tried to stab me several times in my sleep... just because I stayed at the beer joint a little later than I said. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #23 March 23, 2011 QuoteI don't think age has much to do with it. My first wife was 24 when she tried to stab me several times in my sleep... just because I stayed at the beer joint a little later than I said. Chuck Did you lurn y'leassons (I believe there were 2 in there)? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #24 March 23, 2011 QuoteQuoteI don't think age has much to do with it. My first wife was 24 when she tried to stab me several times in my sleep... just because I stayed at the beer joint a little later than I said. Chuck Did you lurn y'leassons (I believe there were 2 in there)? Tell her you'll be home by sunrise, that way you can get there at 4 am and be early. Don't give her a knife that isn't chained down in the kitchen."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 March 23, 2011 Quote Quote I don't think age has much to do with it. My first wife was 24 when she tried to stab me several times in my sleep... just because I stayed at the beer joint a little later than I said. Chuck Did you lurn y'leassons (I believe there were 2 in there)? Sure did! First, I shucked the crazy bitch! Then, I worked on my punctuality! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
