banesanura 1 #1 March 20, 2011 ....you know you're on the right track. Bah hahahahahahaha. They asked me to appear on the show....um.....nah. I don't have a pretend boyfriend to make an appearence, if anyone wants to volunteer let me know! I might reconsider. bah hahahahahhahahaBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 March 20, 2011 more important, will you flash him!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 March 20, 2011 I'm not flashing anyone! Dominatrices don't get naked! duh!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 March 20, 2011 Quote I'm not flashing anyone! Dominatrices don't get naked! duh! What!... Never. crusty crusty crusty. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 March 20, 2011 Quote I'm not flashing anyone! Dominatrices don't get naked! duh! Well, then why would I want to hire one?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 March 20, 2011 bAH. SM isn't about sex and nudity for me - or my job. Some people incorporate sex/with SM - however there are many that don't. There are people who want to get lost in the role play of slavery and step out of socially acceptable gender roles.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 March 20, 2011 QuotebAH. SM isn't about sex and nudity for me - or my job. Some people incorporate sex/with SM - however there are many that don't. There are people who want to get lost in the role play of slavery and step out of socially acceptable gender roles. ...and some guys just like gettin' kicked in the nads ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 March 20, 2011 Quote There are people who want to get lost in the role play of slavery and step out of socially acceptable gender roles. In my career that has always been a "benefit" of working for large corporations."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #9 March 20, 2011 Quote Quote There are people who want to get lost in the role play of slavery and step out of socially acceptable gender roles. In my career that has always been a "benefit" of working for large corporations. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 March 20, 2011 So wait guys pay you to be mean to them? Isn't that what' being married is all about? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #11 March 20, 2011 Quote So wait guys pay you to be mean to them? Isn't that what' being married is all about? No, they pay her to be mean to them when they want it and how they want it. She also will stop when the money runs out. Being married takes away the when, how and (especially) stop control. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #12 March 20, 2011 don't answer? worry? leave the country? get a sex change? ~R+R...just some suggestions... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #13 March 20, 2011 I can bring who ever I want! Free trip all expenses paid plus a WHOPPING 100 dollars. I won't spend it all in one place. Promise.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 March 20, 2011 I'm not going to appear on the show. I'm just entertaining the idea right now, since its quite hilarious. Thinking of the most insane story plot.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #15 March 20, 2011 Im sure that someone on here will let you lead them out on stage with a dog leash and collar. You might have to split the hundred bucks with them!!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 March 20, 2011 Quote I can bring who ever I want! Free trip all expenses paid plus a WHOPPING 100 dollars. I won't spend it all in one place. Promise. i need a holiday.. no dog collars, but i'll swing my cock around! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 March 20, 2011 Quote ....you know you're on the right track. Bah hahahahahahaha. They asked me to appear on the show....um.....nah. I don't have a pretend boyfriend to make an appearence, if anyone wants to volunteer let me know! I might reconsider. bah hahahahahhahaha How much does it pay?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 March 20, 2011 Quote I can bring who ever I want! Free trip all expenses paid plus a WHOPPING 100 dollars. I won't spend it all in one place. Promise. 100 bucks and all that credibility loss - wow you be beating them off with a stick - oh I guess that's the point (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #19 March 20, 2011 Quote I don't have a pretend boyfriend to make an appearence, if anyone wants to volunteer let me know! I might reconsider.reply] I could be your pretend boyfriend. Or, your real one. And if my wife doesn't like the idea, is it OK if I just stalk you? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #20 March 21, 2011 QuoteI'm not going to appear on the show. I'm just entertaining the idea right now, since its quite hilarious. Thinking of the most insane story plot. You should jump at the opportunity. Perhaps you can get one of the ultra-Christian skydivers from Speaker's Corner and bring him on the show with you to abuse the shit out of on national tv...I think it would make for some good entertainment. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #21 March 21, 2011 Yeah, I got invited to be on his show once. I suppose it was a compliment , though I didn't accept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #22 March 21, 2011 Every now and then someone says something profoundly true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 March 21, 2011 Quote Every now and then someone says something profoundly true And if not so - at least reasonable.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #24 March 21, 2011 haha, Its all perception. I do have a stable personal slaves that do not pay me. So money isn't the factor here. I like doing it because I get to get paid for something I enjoy.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 March 21, 2011 Quote haha, Its all perception. I do have a stable personal slaves that do not pay me. So money isn't the factor here. I like doing it because I get to get paid for something I enjoy. Perception is most peoples reality.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites