nigel99 569 #1 March 21, 2011 On the flight back there was this chick sitting next to me who was pretty cute. I don't know if she was asleep or just didn't give a damn, but she had both hands stuffed down the front of her leggings and was scratching like crazy.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 March 21, 2011 A real British gentleman would have offered to help You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #3 March 21, 2011 Quote A real British gentleman would have offered to help Lucky I am not a gentleman then.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #4 March 21, 2011 She was masturbating? Or how I'm supposed to interpret that?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #5 March 21, 2011 Quote She was masturbating? Or how I'm supposed to interpret that? Dude if she was diddling it wouldn't be yuck - it would be wow do you need a handI don't know what kind of funky stuff makes a woman scratch but I wouldn't touch that even with surgical gloves onExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #6 March 21, 2011 Crotch crickets?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #7 March 21, 2011 the herpagonosyphaHIV. Yuck.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,541 #8 March 21, 2011 One other option is that she tried a new soap she's crazy allergic to. Either way, scratching where it itches isn't always the most attractive option. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #9 March 21, 2011 Quote One other option is that she tried a new soap she's crazy allergic to. Either way, scratching where it itches isn't always the most attractive option. Wendy P. Agreed it could be innocent enough. Maybe I am the twisted, but there is something erotic about the woman next to you having her hands in her pants. Now if it had been the super hot skychick next to me in the skyvan who had her hands in her pants that would be really fantastic . I just hope I don't get into trouble for saying so. Actually it was pretty cool just to sit next to her and get it on video and in my log bookExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herky 0 #10 March 21, 2011 Maybe she just shaved full on bald for first time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 March 21, 2011 Dude! That wasn't itching! She was dropping you a not-so-subtle hint for assistance....and you blew it...er, so to speak. OTOH, why didn't you ask her about it. It may have led to a very interesting conversation....maybe even a show and tell in the bathroom. Reminds me of bathroom stall poetry: Ain't no use in standin' on the seat Crabs in here can jump 10 feet.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
