airtwardo 7 #1 January 11, 2011 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 January 11, 2011 Awesome. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 January 11, 2011 So who called you a tadpole??? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 January 11, 2011 Certainly more so than "zucchini". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 January 11, 2011 Quote So who called you a tadpole??? Athena...last week in Greece. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 January 11, 2011 I voted boobies cause i dont think it is an insult I think it is a compliment..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #7 January 11, 2011 Quote Awesome. LOL ... Did you ever watch that movie called "Tadpole" that I told you about a year or so ago?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #8 January 11, 2011 Would I be a tadpole? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 January 11, 2011 My pole is merely a "tad." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 January 11, 2011 I'm glad you allowed multiple votes - I was having trouble making up my mind amongst the available options. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 January 11, 2011 Quote So who called you a tadpole??? I would let everybody know, but she is still mad at me about that comment in SC last month. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 January 11, 2011 Yes, it is an insult, but as long as you only call us that during sex, it's okay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 January 11, 2011 Quote My pole is merely a "tad." You braggin' or complainin' ?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 January 11, 2011 How many fuckin times do I have to tell you guys. The term is DILDO. come on now. get with the program! And fuck no its not insulting. Buy me a drink dildo!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 January 11, 2011 Quote How many fuckin times do I have to tell you guys. The term is DILDO. come on now. get with the program! And fuck no its not insulting. Buy me a drink dildo! You want a drink? Beg for it cumbucket or I'll put you back in the box! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 January 11, 2011 You tell her Jim, she is just begging to be made to do very dirty things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 January 11, 2011 Quote You tell her Jim, she is just begging to be made to do very dirty things. Yeah I've saddle broke more than a few, gotta use the whip AND the spurs! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #18 January 11, 2011 shhhh! Don't tell anyone Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 January 11, 2011 Quote shhhh! Don't tell anyone ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 January 11, 2011 I love being insulted, it is a huge turn on. I do everything in my power to be a cunt (my hope is to get someone so angry they are gonna fuck me sooooo incredibly hard since I've been a giant annoying whore. ) meow. I'm already turned on thinking about it. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 January 11, 2011 Quote I love being insulted, it is a huge turn on. I do everything in my power to be a cunt (my hope is to get someone so angry they are gonna fuck me sooooo incredibly hard since I've been a giant annoying whore. ) meow. I'm already turned on thinking about it. 'Everything in your power?' Hook yer high heels through your hoop ear rings, go sit in the corner and think about what you said for a while. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 January 11, 2011 Quote Beg for it cumbucket or I'll put you back in the box! I thought you kept them in a hole in the basement floor."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 January 11, 2011 Quote Quote Beg for it cumbucket or I'll put you back in the box! I thought you kept them in a hole in the basement floor. It's a Well...and they only get to the basement, if they're good! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #24 January 11, 2011 So do you give them Lotion?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #25 January 11, 2011 It's been a long time since I've had a good ol' well role play. Good times, good times. Sounds like a contractors dream.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
