GravityJunky 0 #1 February 24, 2007 Post here when you feel the urge to go askew of the conversation of the thread you're posting in. In order to avoid Thread Jacking Convictions!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #2 February 24, 2007 I once saw a man smack head on into a glass window while i was at work. I had to walk backstage becasue i was laughing at himCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 February 24, 2007 An attorney buudy just sent this about a judge we know: "..he tried to tell me that he was not going to hold an exotic dancers hours against her in a child custody matter. I pointed out to the court that he would certainly hold a mill workers (male) rotating shift against them. I end it with saying and I swear to God the court room erupted with laughter when I said "Your honor, there is nothing 'exotic' about shaking your bare pooper for a bunch of drunks" My client got custody." "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 February 24, 2007 I like sushi...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 February 24, 2007 mmmm sushi......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 February 24, 2007 Quotemmmm sushi......Hey none of that here... stay off topic... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 February 24, 2007 sorry ....um I sitting in my heated massage chair drinking beer TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 February 24, 2007 My nephew just played in a piano recital. He rocked the house.....er...church.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #9 February 24, 2007 I just got off work, I'm really tired but not sleepy if that makes any scence. I need a massage HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #10 February 24, 2007 Points to above sig line.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 February 24, 2007 QuotePoints to above sig line.ok, I totally just spent 30 seconds wondering what garbage bags had to do with massages... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #12 February 24, 2007 Quoteok, I totally just spent 30 seconds wondering what garbage bags had to do with massages... Nothing in life is as easy as it appears.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 February 24, 2007 would you people quit fuckin up this wonderful thread? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #14 February 24, 2007 I like catsup in my beans George. And tell me about the bunnies.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #15 February 24, 2007 Do you like bicycles?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #16 February 24, 2007 No, I don't like bungholes. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #17 February 24, 2007 So, have you ever sent a PM to someone with a picture of a cat's ano-genital area attached? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #18 February 24, 2007 Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #19 February 24, 2007 I just found out pineapples aren't really apples and they don't grow on pine trees. I'm crushed.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #20 February 24, 2007 I have a Pass labs X2.5 Preamp partially disassembled and sitting on my desk in front of me. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #21 February 24, 2007 Ever wonder what kind of toilet paper they have in heaven?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flamingo 0 #22 February 24, 2007 I am trying to write my thesis so I can get a real job where they pay me more so I am not reduced to eating frozen garlic bread for dinner. So far, not working out too well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #23 February 24, 2007 Does: "Someone get this guy some ritalin!" Constitute a personal attack? Or is it maybe advertising? I don't really expect an answer, I just wanted to post it...Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #24 February 24, 2007 QuoteQuotemmmm sushi......Hey none of that here... stay off topic... Good job Icon, thanks for supervising & holding down the fort while i was rudely being interrupted with, that work crap! As for the rest of you, you heard right, there will be absolutely 0 tolerance, of staying on topic, or focused in this thread damn it! Hey, wow check out that...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 February 24, 2007 I just got off work, I'm really tired but not sleepy if that makes any scence. ------------------------ Of course it makes sense ADD/ADHD thread, by the time you get to: not sleepy, we have already forgotten how the sentence started...Speaking of ice cream cakes... I once stubbed my toe...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...did you ever see...Why do we drive on a parkway & park in a driveway...Has anyone seen the tooth fairy tonight, no not stitch thats adifferent kinda fairy...my first bicycle was blue...and...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites