JohnMitchell 16 #26 March 5, 2011 You could pretty much skip the meeting after reading the sign.Good to hear from you, Jack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #27 March 5, 2011 Today's Dilbert was pretty classic. (note: today is March 5 -- I have no idea if other Dilberts are as funny) Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 March 5, 2011 my dog; she was so cute, i had to take a picture! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #29 March 5, 2011 My 3 yr old Grand Daughter said "We should eat some ice cream" I told her I didn't have any. She said "you should look in your freezer, you MIGHT have some!"skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #30 March 5, 2011 My aircraft commander (crusty old 50-something fighter pilot who now flies tankers) was giving me some "life advice." He said "when you first meet someone special, you have 'anywhere sex.' After you're married, it turns into strictly 'bedroom sex.' By the time you've been married about 20 years, it's 'hallway sex." I said "what's hallway sex?" He said "you walk past each other in the hallway, glare, and say 'fuck you' 'yeah? fuck you too!" The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #31 March 6, 2011 Rats. You made me realize that I haven't laughed today. Something's got to change.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muffie 0 #32 March 6, 2011 Quote My aircraft commander (crusty old 50-something fighter pilot who now flies tankers) was giving me some "life advice." He said "when you first meet someone special, you have 'anywhere sex.' After you're married, it turns into strictly 'bedroom sex.' By the time you've been married about 20 years, it's 'hallway sex." I said "what's hallway sex?" He said "you walk past each other in the hallway, glare, and say 'fuck you' 'yeah? fuck you too!" This made me laugh today! And something in the bonfire makes me laugh pretty much every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #33 March 6, 2011 A smartass made me laugh today.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #34 March 6, 2011 QuoteA smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #35 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote A smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #36 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote A smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... Admitting it is the first step to recoveryI woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #37 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote A smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... Admitting it is the first step to recovery If I was a smartass (and I'm not saying I am), do you really think I would want to recover from it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #38 March 6, 2011 Exactly.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 March 6, 2011 Quote Exactly. Well, with that kind of argument... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #40 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote A smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... DUUUUUDE.. embrace your smartassitude. It is far better than certain people here who are steeped in the truely insane amounts of dumbassitude that those around them need to deal with daily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #41 March 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote A smartass made me laugh today. It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... DUUUUUDE.. embrace your smartassitude. It is far better than certain people here who are steeped in the truely insane amounts of dumbassitude that those around them need to deal with daily. agreed.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #42 March 6, 2011 Quote Rats. You made me realize that I haven't laughed today. Something's got to change. Damn, try that Dilbert cartoon WMW999 posted. We'll have to work on cheering you up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #43 March 6, 2011 Quote I'm not a smartass... My profession (air traffic control) is nothing but a bunch of smartasses. Much better than working with a bunch of dumbasses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
