shah269 0 #1 February 24, 2011 OK hear me out. I have a great idea for a new TV show. It won't be PG, hell it may even be well pas X rated. We get a group of pissed off NAVY Seals, we hunt down hackers who create viruses that cause you thousands of dollars of damages because your kid or mother accidentally clicked on a stupid picture of Yogie or what ever. We don't water board them, but we get them to "confess" we then take a nice skyvan and climb to a nice 14k ft and we throw them out with full video and no parachute. We obviously don't show the resultant divot but well I'm guessing that one min of free fall will be EPIC TV! And I'm sure after the 5th hacker/dork/dip shit has been "liberated" I have a funny feeling the number of stupid viruses that go after kids and older folks will be significantly reduced? Lots of jobs for our vets. WIN! Lots of jobs for our video guys. WIN! Huge savings for the average joe. WIN! Thoughts? Suggestions? Recommendations? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 February 24, 2011 Quote OK hear me out. I have a great idea for a new TV show. It won't be PG, hell it may even be well pas X rated. We get a group of pissed off NAVY Seals, we hunt down hackers who create viruses that cause you thousands of dollars of damages because your kid or mother accidentally clicked on a stupid picture of Yogie or what ever. We don't water board them, but we get them to "confess" we then take a nice skyvan and climb to a nice 14k ft and we throw them out with full video and no parachute. We obviously don't show the resultant divot but well I'm guessing that one min of free fall will be EPIC TV! And I'm sure after the 5th hacker/dork/dip shit has been "liberated" I have a funny feeling the number of stupid viruses that go after kids and older folks will be significantly reduced? Lots of jobs for our vets. WIN! Lots of jobs for our video guys. WIN! Huge savings for the average joe. WIN! Thoughts? Suggestions? Recommendations? i would rather watch the Bachelor..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #3 February 24, 2011 Or better yet, throw a rig on them with no handles and no main and use them as a CYPRES "test jumper". The only thing they will have would be a reserve and a CYPRES unit. We all gather around with our bounce bingo cards and watch to see where the crater appears. If the CYPRES fires when it is supposed to........well, we all lose Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 February 24, 2011 Quote Or better yet, throw a rig on them with no handles and no main and use them as a CYPRES "test jumper". The only thing they will have would be a reserve and a CYPRES unit. We all gather around with our bounce bingo cards and watch to see where the crater appears. If the CYPRES fires when it is supposed to........well, we all lose You know that's not a bad idea! Every game has to have some sort of winner. And why not. Sure I hate the snot nosed little shits who create these viruses which cause my mom to have to totally F disc her hard drive and then spend hours rebuilding just so she can get back to doing her online classes..........but you now what....Shah can be merciful. There may be winner......may.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #5 February 24, 2011 Maybe put a gopro on then for shits and giggles around the bonfire Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 February 24, 2011 Quote Maybe put a gopro on then for shits and giggles around the bonfire Ooooh....well....would it survive the impact? We have to not waste equipment you know.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #7 February 24, 2011 Hmmm.......I guess there is only one way to find out. If it works, gopro can add the experimental results to their advertising.Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 February 24, 2011 I hate bastards who go after those who can't protect themselves. You know, the SOB's that go after old ladies and kids....scum of the earth. I would love to see the look on their face when they cross 2K and realize they have about 10 seconds before the world goes black. I truly believe in Karma but right now I want Instant Karma. Little worthless pieces of shit!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #9 February 24, 2011 I couldnt agree more. I completley dislike them types of folks.Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #10 February 24, 2011 QuoteI hate bastards who go after those who can't protect themselves. You know, the SOB's that go after old ladies and kids....scum of the earth. I would love to see the look on their face when they cross 2K and realize they have about 10 seconds before the world goes black. I truly believe in Karma but right now I want Instant Karma. Little worthless pieces of shit! They don't go after old ladies and kids. They go after stupid naive fools who have no common sense and trust everybody and everything. If you want to get rid of viruses, exploits and all the various social attacks on net then the easiest way is to stop stupid people from getting online.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #11 February 24, 2011 Quote Thoughts? Suggestions? Recommendations? get a Mac scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 February 24, 2011 Quote They go after stupid naive fools who have no common sense and trust everybody and everything. If you want to get rid of viruses, exploits and all the various social attacks on net then the easiest way is to stop stupid people from getting online. OH I'M SORRY! Who died and made you the god of the net. So older folks have no right to be online and partake in free speach or look at pictures of their kids? Or how about kids doing their homework? How about we set up a little system where by everone sends you an official request asking if they are "worthy" of accessing the net? On second hand screw it, how about a ride on a skyvan! We'll even video your.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #13 February 24, 2011 Quote They don't go after old ladies and kids. They go after stupid naive fools who have no common sense and trust everybody and everything. If you want to get rid of viruses, exploits and all the various social attacks on net then the easiest way is to stop stupid people from getting online. But then how would you read dz.com? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 24, 2011 free speach Quote What's that? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 February 24, 2011 So do you think the hackers would piss their pants at the door....on on the way down? OH and do you think they will flap their arms or just scream? See this SHOW WILL BE EPIC! We can take side bets! Sadly I'm sure after the 5th hacker is "liberated" there will be a great reduction of viruses and the show will have to end. SHUCKS!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #16 February 24, 2011 Shah,your thought processes really scare the shit out of me at times!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 February 24, 2011 QuoteSo do you think the hackers would piss their pants at the door....on on the way down? OH and do you think they will flap their arms or just scream? See this SHOW WILL BE EPIC! We can take side bets! Sadly I'm sure after the 5th hacker is "liberated" there will be a great reduction of viruses and the show will have to end. SHUCKS! I say okay on the skyvan part, but give them an AAD on a fast opening main...steel cable around each finger with weights attached so they can watch their fingers pop off during the opening sequence. Won't kill 'em but does slow down the keyboard activity a bit. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 February 24, 2011 Quote Shah,your thought processes really scare the shit out of me at times!!Bry 99/100 I'm a rather Zen dude but....I do have my moments. Having to help my mom rebuild her computer over the phone.....all I could think of was, "How can i get even with this untan little dick who did this to my mom? OH YEAH!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 February 24, 2011 How can i get even with thise untan little dick who did this to my mom? Your future kid's thoughts exactly! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #20 February 24, 2011 Well, what really scares me is the fact your put so much thought on how to get revenge. Me,well I agree with you but in my mind a little cut and gut them would be so much easier....not to mention the simplicity of the whole ideaBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 February 24, 2011 Bry Sure just feeding them to the pigs would be fun.....but let's face it in this economy it's all about creating more jobs. And jobs for friends are the best jobs around. In the end it's about doing what you love really. Revenge + skydiving + time with friends = good good fun!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #22 February 24, 2011 Man,do I hate to admit this........................................... You make a good pointBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 February 24, 2011 Quote You make a good pointBry I always have a good point. It's just that sometimes my points makes some people scream at their computer. Then they mumble, that farcking Shah is right....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #24 February 24, 2011 I know they scream and mumble at your thoughts but not sure it's because you are "farcking right"Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 February 24, 2011 What can I say, the ladies love the shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
