davjohns 1 #1 February 17, 2011 http://huntsville.craigslist.org/wan/2182164392.html "Im lookin for a striper pole that in cood condiction I wont to surprise my old man with it I would like to have one I can,take down,if not thats fine we can work something out call or text rachael at 2567510534 thanks" Wow. Just Wow.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #2 February 17, 2011 I didn't realize stripping was so big a business that there'd be numerous companies selling stripping poles. I always figured its just a metal pole bolted to floor and to the ceiling. Learn something new every day.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 February 17, 2011 Other than her appalling lack of knowledge of typing, spelling, grammar, spacing, and punctuation, what's wrong with it? That's pretty tame for craigslist."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 February 17, 2011 Bawaaahaaa! Huntsville! WAHHHHHHAAAHHHHHAAAARemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #5 February 17, 2011 QuoteOther than her lack of teeth and appalling lack of knowledge of typing, spelling, grammar, spacing, and punctuation, what's wrong with it? That's pretty tame for craigslist. FIFY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #6 February 17, 2011 and you came across this ad because....? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #7 February 17, 2011 Quote and you came across this ad because....? Woah! Should have seen that one coming. I didn't. It was emailed to me by a co-worker. But now that you ask....I wonder what HE was up to? And I posted this because it just struck me as something odd. Odd to have one. More odd to buy one used. More odd still to advertise for a used one. And then there's the whole question of how this person avoided all the English classes I was forced to take as a child.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 February 17, 2011 Quote Quote and you came across this ad because....? Woah! Should have seen that one coming. I didn't. It was emailed to me by a co-worker. But now that you ask....I wonder what HE was up to? And I posted this because it just struck me as something odd. Odd to have one. More odd to buy one used. More odd still to advertise for a used one. And then there's the whole question of how this person avoided all the English classes I was forced to take as a child. odd to have one? i know a few people htat have them in their houses, LOL. its a great laugh to watch all the girls try to look sexy when slammed at a party Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #9 February 17, 2011 OK. I probably should have specified that it is odd in the culture I work and live in. Apparently, just down the road is a different story. :)I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #10 February 17, 2011 Quote OK. I probably should have specified that it is odd in the culture I work and live in. Apparently, just down the road is a different story. :) must be the generational gap Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #11 February 17, 2011 Quote Quote OK. I probably should have specified that it is odd in the culture I work and live in. Apparently, just down the road is a different story. :) must be the generational gap Just for the slow, he just called you old! Kick his ass!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #12 February 17, 2011 Quote Quote Quote OK. I probably should have specified that it is odd in the culture I work and live in. Apparently, just down the road is a different story. :) must be the generational gap Just for the slow, he just called you old! Kick his ass! ill just start running now. he looks ALOT bigger than me.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #13 February 17, 2011 I don't know how strict Craig's List is about advertising for "personal services", but it could be that this is some woman's attempt to advertise her stripper services for private parties, and she's trying to be clever to get around the rules. Just a thought... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 February 17, 2011 Just had to bring back this video clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWj_Q_NpR34&feature=related "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #15 February 18, 2011 Quote Quote and you came across this ad because....? Woah! Should have seen that one coming. I didn't. It was emailed to me by a co-worker. But now that you ask....I wonder what HE was up to? And I posted this because it just struck me as something odd. Odd to have one. More odd to buy one used. More odd still to advertise for a used one. And then there's the whole question of how this person avoided all the English classes I was forced to take as a child. actually, i, under direction from my wife, have been looking to buy one. she thinks it will be fun. thinking of getting one of these....(not safe for work, if you work for a prudish, conservative, hypocritical company ) http://www.spencersonline.com/product/carmen-electra-professional-pole-kit/ ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #16 February 18, 2011 Quote Other than her appalling lack of knowledge of typing, spelling, grammar, spacing, and punctuation, what's wrong with it? That's pretty tame for craigslist. Well from what I understand, davjohns doesn't get out much. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #17 February 18, 2011 QuoteOK. I probably should have specified that it is odd in the culture I work and live in. Apparently, just down the road is a different story. :) And what culture is that? Mormon, Jehovah Witness, Amish?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #18 February 18, 2011 I think alot of people on here already know. Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, Intelligence Corps. Top Secret security clearance. Serving as Executive Officer to the Commanding General, Space and Missile Defense Command. Like I said, it would be odd in the culture I work and live in.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #19 February 18, 2011 I went out once with a woman who said she owned a stripper pole. Claimed she and her daughter-in-law had taken exercise classes and used it for exercise. Only went out that once and didn't get to see it but I don't know why she would lie about that."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 475 #20 February 18, 2011 QuoteI think alot of people on here already know. Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, Intelligence Corps. Top Secret security clearance. Serving as Executive Officer to the Commanding General, Space and Missile Defense Command. Like I said, it would be odd in the culture I work and live in. You mean that JAG is a lie?Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 February 18, 2011 Quote Quote I think alot of people on here already know. Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, Intelligence Corps. Top Secret security clearance. Serving as Executive Officer to the Commanding General, Space and Missile Defense Command. Like I said, it would be odd in the culture I work and live in. You mean that JAG is a lie? He HAS to lie. a) he's in the Army b) he has a clearance c) that Army/Intelligence thing should be a clue d) it's the only requirement for XOs. Edited to add after Nigel's post...j/k with you Davey.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 475 #22 February 18, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I think alot of people on here already know. Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, Intelligence Corps. Top Secret security clearance. Serving as Executive Officer to the Commanding General, Space and Missile Defense Command. Like I said, it would be odd in the culture I work and live in. You mean that JAG is a lie? He HAS to lie. a) he's in the Army b) he has a clearance c) that Army/Intelligence thing should be a clue d) it's the only requirement for XOs. That is nasty. Now I have visions of HIM dancing around a strippers pole for his commanding officersExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #23 February 18, 2011 QuoteNow I have visions of HIM dancing around a strippers pole for his commanding officers He's Intelligence - not Infantry... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #24 February 18, 2011 Ouch! Jerry.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #25 February 18, 2011 You don't want to see me dance. I never watched JAG. The concept of a JAG officer who knew which end of the gun goes downrange was too much. Then, I'm told one of them was also a fighter pilot? No dice. The only way to make that show more ridiculous would be to add lots of hot women and pretend they joined the Navy...and then make them smart, hand to hand experts and weapons experts. Most of the JAG officers I know have to walk for their PT test because they can't run without hurting something.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
