stitch 0 #1 February 13, 2011 Stay classy DZ.com. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 February 13, 2011 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 February 14, 2011 Douching is sooo bad for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 February 14, 2011 Quote Douching is sooo bad for you. We hope Stitch will take your advice and stop doing it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 February 14, 2011 had a coworker actually start retching once when I called his salt and vinegar Lays as "Massingill's Disposable Potato Chips" What a wussYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive4u2 0 #6 February 15, 2011 Depends on who is wearing it.Let's have some FUN !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 February 15, 2011 Quote Douching is sooo bad for you. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 15, 2011 I would like to introduce you to Summer . .. .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 February 15, 2011 She's worth a push around the carpet. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 15, 2011 QuoteShe's worth a push around the carpet. if she doesn't cut your head off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 February 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteShe's worth a push around the carpet. if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 15, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteShe's worth a push around the carpet. if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get . . . and then she look at me with those big brown eyes, and said . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote She's worth a push around the carpet. if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get . . . and then she look at me with those big brown eyes, and said . . . - we ARE old (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 February 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote She's worth a push around the carpet. if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get . . . and then she look at me with those big brown eyes, and said . . . - we ARE old AND married! oh, and short, you're really short! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 February 15, 2011 BTW, what's that "summer's eve" anyway!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 February 15, 2011 C**T (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 February 15, 2011 doesnt that count as a PA? if you called me "prick", i'd be ok with that.. hey, when's the next time u're around anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 February 15, 2011 Quote She's worth a push around the carpet. Haven't heard that expression before, but I must agree!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #19 February 15, 2011 never been fussy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #20 February 17, 2011 QuoteBTW, what's that "summer's eve" anyway!? A common brand of snatch soap. For girls that have nasty smelling snatches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #21 February 17, 2011 When I first saw this thread, I wondered who Summer was. I presumed I knew what 'Eve' was a euphamism for. I wondered how many boogies she had been to and how promiscuous she must be that it warranted a poll on dizzy. Then, I remembered the commercial: "Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?" I think it was the first commercial to start introducing feminine hygien products. I wish they hadn't.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #22 February 17, 2011 QuoteWhen I first saw this thread, I wondered who Summer was. I presumed I knew what 'Eve' was a euphamism for. I wondered how many boogies she had been to and how promiscuous she must be that it warranted a poll on dizzy. Then, I remembered the commercial: "Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?" I think it was the first commercial to start introducing feminine hygien products. I wish they hadn't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91XsdrBqUY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 February 17, 2011 QuoteQuoteWhen I first saw this thread, I wondered who Summer was. I presumed I knew what 'Eve' was a euphamism for. I wondered how many boogies she had been to and how promiscuous she must be that it warranted a poll on dizzy. Then, I remembered the commercial: "Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?" I think it was the first commercial to start introducing feminine hygien products. I wish they hadn't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91XsdrBqUY Wow, they have vinegar and baking soda in them? So you can make on of those science experiment volcanoes? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #24 February 17, 2011 first thing i thought of when i figured out what we were talking about was the rodney carrington skit about cournty flowers. . . . its funnnnnny. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 February 17, 2011 QuoteWhen I first saw this thread, I wondered who Summer was. I presumed I knew what 'Eve' was a euphamism for. I wondered how many boogies she had been to and how promiscuous she must be that it warranted a poll on dizzy. Then, I remembered the commercial: "Mom, do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?" I think it was the first commercial to start introducing feminine hygien products. I wish they hadn't. Well then . . lest we dissapoint . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
