virgin-burner 1 #26 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You said, "down there". Boy, that was cheesy! it doesnt get better if she smells cheesy, too! Do you know that they call an anorexic with a yeast infection? ...a quarter pounder with cheese! Chuck thanks, that has made my sex-drive die for at least.. well, tonight's off anyway! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You said, "down there". Boy, that was cheesy! it doesnt get better if she smells cheesy, too! Do you know that they call an anorexic with a yeast infection? ...a quarter pounder with cheese! Chuck thanks, that has made my sex-drive die for at least.. well, tonight's off anyway! It was your post before this one that triggered the thought of that joke. I didn't mean to be a 'spoiler'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #28 January 16, 2011 Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? sounds like you have been trying the wrong women. if you can get one you dont have to pay, they usually smell/taste better"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Just full of 'sea-men' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craterpond 0 #30 January 16, 2011 QuoteDoes dirt diving a reverse-cowgirl help my skydives? Ten years of practice and the husband says, "Practice makes perfect." I'm on it. Someday, I'll get this one to last longer than (open for interpretation...) ---------------------------------------------------- If you had been "practicing" instead of posting, you would know the answer. He's from the north, I'm from the south... right now, I’m going on fifth year in the north... "Is shoveling snow 'woman's work?' Everyone up here tells me, "yes." --------------------------------------------------- So is it done yet? , are you once again failing your job as a woman? If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? --------------------------------------------- Yes If a man speaks and no one is there to hear it, is he still wrong? ----------------------------------------------------- 99.8 times Yes What came first, the chicken or the egg. ----------------------------------------------------- The man, arent you paying attention? My search for answers is on the internet… ----------------------------------------------------- Get the fuck off the net, and either back to practice, or shoveling snow. Am I a West Virginia baby alien? ------------------------------------------- We may be related then! The internet gives me proof that I may be. That’s good, I thought I was crazy, but now I know because the internet gives me info to support my every insane thought. --------------------------------------------- That walkway done yet? Oh, these life question do so boggle me. ---------------------------------------------- Blond, Huh? (Disclaimer: “Deny everything, admit nothing, and make counter accusation as soon as possible.” "fK 'em if they can't take a joke, choke 'em, if they can't take a fk." (jk) BSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #31 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Just full of 'sea-men' told ye', my sex-drive for tonight has died already, but it's ok, keep trying.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 January 16, 2011 What's a 'Qusetion'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,026 #33 January 16, 2011 Quote What's a 'Qusetion'? It is what precedes an Awsner.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #34 January 17, 2011 Quote What's a 'Qusetion'? there is no such thing as a question if you know everything"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #35 January 20, 2011 Ok, MF'n skydivers... going to serious mode: If a women has an iffy smell... she ate tuna? or maybe had too much coffee...?? OR!... did it all in an encounter... anal to vaginal will cause an infection... NOT COOL! Be good to your partner and protect the privates which are called private because they are private,, duh. if needed, send me a private message. I'm not a doctor, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
