my boobs smell like graham crackers today.

[slappy1 0]

other days, butterscotch. sometimes just unpleasantness. I only know this by basically motorboating myself under my shirt at work, it's not like the smell is following me around (or maybe it is?)

I wonder what combination of boob sweat, bra fabric (/softeners/detergents), and natural toxins emitted from my body go into making these scents. I'm not wearing any lotion or perfume there.

ladies, what are you workin with over there?

[airtwardo 7]

Prolly should get a 2nd opinion...and a 3rd....and...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skymama 37]

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ladies, what are you workin with over there?

I have no idea. I'm 45; gravity has taken over and my nose can't reach my boobs.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[slappy1 0]

haha! use your hands!

[skymama 37]

lol...that doesn't work either. Now I'm just feeling bad about my boobies because I can't smell them!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[shropshire 0]

Who is Graham Crackers? Does he post here?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[deltron80 0]

Don't feel bad..I'll smell them for you!

[slappy1 0]

from your teeny avatar skymama it appears that you are a beautiful woman. I, too, will smell them for you :P

[davjohns 1]

Heaven only knows what those Keebler Elves were doing to you while you slept.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[airdvr 210]

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from your teeny avatar skymama it appears that you are a beautiful woman. I, too, will smell them for you :P

Shwing

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[godfrog 2]

I will bring the chocolate and marshmallows........

Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward

[theplummeter 15]

Smell is subjective, and can be tainted by your own predisposition to pick up certain scents and tastes.

Only by having an objective third party taste them could you be scientifically sure what's going on.

[anthonyfellows 0]

I'm hungry. Can I get a lap dance?

Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

[slappy1 0]

will someone come over and do the smell test for me? I've showered and wearing a different bra, and can't really pick up a specific scent anymore, but I'd like to know for sure.

PM me for GPS coordinates.

[skycamefalling 0]

*raises hand*

I will subject myself to being the guinea pig for this test

Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead.
And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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PM me for GPS coordinates.

Well, this puts a whole new twist to geocaching.