virgin-burner 1 #1 January 12, 2011 just for "equal opportunity" sake.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #2 January 12, 2011 What's up with all this fisting shit?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 January 12, 2011 He runs a nail salon... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 January 12, 2011 Quote He runs a nail salon... ..but actually i should invest in the latex-glove and lube-business.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #5 January 12, 2011 Quote What's up with all this fisting shit? Hey dude, don't put me in a box! There are other orifices!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 January 12, 2011 Quote just for "equal opportunity" sake.. You first.... and report back to us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 January 12, 2011 Quote Quote just for "equal opportunity" sake.. You first.... and report back to us as in the other thread mentioned already, yes-yes, i dont mind DOING it, NOT having it DONE TO ME! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 January 12, 2011 Quote Quote Quote just for "equal opportunity" sake.. You first.... and report back to us as in the other thread mentioned already, yes-yes, i dont mind DOING it, NOT having it DONE TO ME! Well gander... your goose is cooked Turn about is fair play Just for equal opportunity sake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 January 12, 2011 no idea about that gander and goose-business.. hey, if i'd have a vagina, yea, i'd be all up for it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 January 13, 2011 Quote no idea about that gander and goose-business.. hey, if i'd have a vagina, yea, i'd be all up for it! IF? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #11 January 13, 2011 Only if she promises to do kegels regularly. Not that women shouldn't do them anyway but in this case especially.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 January 13, 2011 Quote Quote no idea about that gander and goose-business.. hey, if i'd have a vagina, yea, i'd be all up for it! IF? It's the only sex act that makes me think of hand puppets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #13 January 13, 2011 It's one of those things you keep for the girls you don't plan on having long term relationships with. Don't want to go bulldoze a hole into your own house, but it may be fun to do it in a house you're visiting for the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ihazkittehz 0 #14 January 13, 2011 Quote It's one of those things you keep for the girls you don't plan on having long term relationships with. Don't want to go bulldoze a hole into your own house, but it may be fun to do it in a house you're visiting for the day. With that argument, you shouldn't have kids with any long term-type women either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #15 January 14, 2011 Quote Quote It's one of those things you keep for the girls you don't plan on having long term relationships with. Don't want to go bulldoze a hole into your own house, but it may be fun to do it in a house you're visiting for the day. With that argument, you shouldn't have kids with any long term-type women either. Save the beaver, have a caesar! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #16 January 14, 2011 QuoteWith that argument, you shouldn't have kids with any long term-type women either. Exactly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
