Misternatural 0 #1 January 13, 2011 Yep, happens all the time; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcByYaO4MoBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 January 13, 2011 Great balls of fire!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 January 13, 2011 He probably tried to fist her. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #4 January 13, 2011 Playing the field? hopefully she did not think that was a treatment for STD's.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #5 January 13, 2011 Anger management classes could NOT fix that person.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aykay 0 #6 January 13, 2011 "Hey Doc I got this burning sensation in my crotch" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #7 January 13, 2011 Hi Thats really hitting below the belt. Now the nice lady is facing some significant charges and may have been released on $10k bail.If she's a deadender. Who knows, stay tuned for the rest of the story I would be so gone with whats left of my well done junk, before that lady got released. One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 January 13, 2011 QuoteYep, happens all the time; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcByYaO4Mo Throwing a sausage on the barbie... without the barbie... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 January 13, 2011 Well not that I have any experience with burning sensations in the groinal area- um, lately, but at least burns are usually recoverable. His friends did take quick action to get him to roll, it prolly saved his shwanzel. Also look at the career the Bobbits cultivated from their crotch related argument. He will likely go on tour to tell the story and show off the scars on the porn circuit- She will write a screenplay, it will air on TBS.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 January 13, 2011 Man, why are all the crazies in Florida? It's getting harder and harder to find a good, old-fashioned Snowbird here who is happy enough with playing shuffleboard. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #11 January 13, 2011 Quote Yep, happens all the time; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcByYaO4Mo Der Wienerschnitzel, fo shizzle! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 January 13, 2011 hehehehe Yeah, um ok June Cleaver- I think you would wear out a shuffleboard player in about 15 min. Pretty sure the crazies are evenly distributed. Up here they are snowed in right now so they are less active- at least until the Pats play the Jets- then the fucktardedness begins.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 January 13, 2011 Hey that's nowt ... my wife sets my World on fire (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 January 13, 2011 Well congratulations- My unwed woman I am currently fucking sets the kitchen on fire- so ballz to you sir xDBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 January 13, 2011 QuoteWell congratulations- My unwed woman I am currently fucking sets the kitchen on fire- so ballz to you sir xD Never go out with a shite cook (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 January 13, 2011 HAhAhaha WHOA- I never said she was a bad cook, u trying to get my crotch set ablaze? - pan fires happen man. Have a good weekend. Peace upBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 January 13, 2011 Quote Man, why are all the crazies in Florida? It's getting harder and harder to find a good, old-fashioned Snowbird here who is happy enough with playing shuffleboard. I blame country-and-western music. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #18 January 14, 2011 Quote Man, why are all the crazies in Florida? It's getting harder and harder to find a good, old-fashioned Snowbird here who is happy enough with playing shuffleboard. WE might not have as many confused people as florida has But on the west coast and the PNW our confused people are a lot more productive. Sorry Mamma but I don't think you meet the victim profile for the confused folks of florida. Don't sweat the headlines. Your chanes of being a victim imo are minimal. OTOH how many skydivers will you never see again.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
