Losing guy points: What will you NOT do?

[skyrider 0]

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In fact chicks are quite proud to stand next to you in line at the register, bottle of Astroglide, extra large condoms and booze.

Makes them smile

"Fake" bragging warning alert, "FAKE" braging warning alert.....

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Most who have seen me at boogies know that the hair dye is more likely to be for me when I am on vacation.

Yeah ive had lots of fun colors. My fav was blue. Id love to have blue hair again but work would kill me

My contract forbids me to have un-natural hair colors.

Mine is Bald...not shaved...just bald..No contract...Just bald.....

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Most who have seen me at boogies know that the hair dye is more likely to be for me when I am on vacation.

Yeah ive had lots of fun colors. My fav was blue. Id love to have blue hair again but work would kill me

My contract forbids me to have un-natural hair colors.

Seriously WOW

So if you are an Ugly Ranga and would like to change your hair to a less frightening tone you're not allowed to?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[wildcard451 0]

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Most who have seen me at boogies know that the hair dye is more likely to be for me when I am on vacation.

Yeah ive had lots of fun colors. My fav was blue. Id love to have blue hair again but work would kill me

My contract forbids me to have un-natural hair colors.

Seriously WOW

So if you are an Ugly Ranga and would like to change your hair to a less frightening tone you're not allowed to?

I could dye it to anything that is a naturally occurring hair color -- the full irish flag I had for a Dublin boogie one year would NOT count.

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Most who have seen me at boogies know that the hair dye is more likely to be for me when I am on vacation.

Yeah ive had lots of fun colors. My fav was blue. Id love to have blue hair again but work would kill me

My contract forbids me to have un-natural hair colors.

Seriously WOW

So if you are an Ugly Ranga and would like to change your hair to a less frightening tone you're not allowed to?

I could dye it to anything that is a naturally occurring hair color -- the full irish flag I had for a Dublin boogie one year would NOT count.

That sux, could you swing it as colour therapy

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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"hey dan, (supervisor) can i dye my hair blue?"
"no. That would be stupid. Why?"
"Cus it would look cool! And hip!"
"no john. Just no. "
"so what happens if i come to work with blue hair??"
"youre going home on suspension"
"well shit. That sucks. PLEEASSEEE"
"go away"
"what color can i have it then?"
"anything normal. MY normal. Not yours. "
"bright red?"
Door shuts.



Convo i had wth my supervisor me yelling from my recliner while he yells from in the office. Partner is laufhing heavily. Lol.

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[Andy9o8 2]

>Wait outside the changing room

I love doing that, as long as there's a chair to sit in (and there usually is: the "guy's chair"): it lets me nap. Or read a book.

>Buy tampons etc.

Gets me looks (sometimes comments) of respect from female cashiers. Guy cashiers just plain understand.

> Change a diaper

Raised 2 kids. Up to my elbows in plenty of poop.
Oh - and they're daughters; also see "tampons", above.

>>Buy hair dye or girlie shampoo

So I like to be fragrant, ok? Sheesh.

>>I'll do any of those

Almost,

>>Hold a purse in public.

Yeah, I hate that. I'll never hold it by the strap. I'll hold it like a running back holds a football, and give people "What are you looking at?" looks.

I'll add: ever see those "force fields" on sci-fi programs? I'll act like those surround the lingerie section of the store. As my wife and I are walking into the section, I'll go "Bzzzt!!" right at the threshold and then act as though I've bounced off. She goes and calls me a dork.

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ROFL....

My wife simply avoids taking me to stores...I talk to people, Total strangers, like they are old friends , it embarrasses the hell out of her....I think it is fun!

[skymama 37]

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I'll act like those surround the lingerie section of the store. As my wife and I are walking into the section, I'll go "Bzzzt!!" right at the threshold and then act as though I've bounced off. She goes and calls me a dork.

Why is it that you guys like lingerie on a woman, but you hate being in the store when she purchases it?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Why is it that you guys like lingerie on a woman, but you hate being in the store when she purchases it?

I don't mind being in the store when she purchases lingerie, but I don't like waiting while she tries it on. Just throw it down and see how it looks lying on the floor. That is what is important anyway.

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

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I'll act like those surround the lingerie section of the store. As my wife and I are walking into the section, I'll go "Bzzzt!!" right at the threshold and then act as though I've bounced off. She goes and calls me a dork.

Why is it that you guys like lingerie on a woman, but you hate being in the store when she purchases it?

Not All guys...Back to my talking to strangers stuff...I will pick up stuff and ask strangers how they think I'd look in it....My wife will not take me anywhere near stores, if she can avoid it!

[masterrig 1]

This is funny, to me. My wife would never ask me to do any of those things! SHE is the one who thinks those things are not 'manly'. She knows that I'm more than willing to do any of those things but she would never ask.


Chuck

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I love doing that, as long as there's a chair to sit in (and there usually is: the "guy's chair"): it lets me nap. Or read a book.

I've noticed that Macy's often has this little lounge area with a comfy bench and TVs outside the women's dressing rooms.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Why is it that you guys like lingerie on a woman, but you hate being in the store when she purchases it?

I don't mind being in the store when she purchases lingerie, but I don't like waiting while she tries it on. Just throw it down and see how it looks lying on the floor. That is what is important anyway.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 226]

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There's been a discussion in the next hallway, so I had to ask dz.com -- isn't that what everyone does?

Anyway, for the guys: What will you NOT do for your lady where others might see you? Multiple answers allowed.

Discuss

Wendy P.

It's all about need vs want -

I want to get laid - so she gets what she needs.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I love doing that, as long as there's a chair to sit in (and there usually is: the "guy's chair"): it lets me nap. Or read a book.

I've noticed that Macy's often has this little lounge area with a comfy bench and TVs outside the women's dressing rooms.

Yep. Macy's always had the best baby-changing rooms, too. More like lounges; and I mean all the accessories. And that was 20 years ago.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I've noticed that Macy's often has this little lounge area with a comfy bench and TVs outside the women's dressing rooms.

Put a few copies of Sports Illustrated and Car & Driver out, you've got it made.

[champu 1]

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>>Hold a purse in public.

Yeah, I hate that. I'll never hold it by the strap. I'll hold it like a running back holds a football, and give people "What are you looking at?" looks.

Ah the, "this is obviously a foreign object to me because as you can clearly see I don't know how it works" method of purse holding.

An alternative to the running back hold is to just grip the top of the purse closed with one hand and your arm down to the side like an ape ignoring the strap completely.

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Why is it that you guys like lingerie on a woman, but you hate being in the store when she purchases it?

Doesn't bother me! However I don't wait outside the dressing room, I go in with her and let the fun begin!!

I'll even buy her lingerie (without her) Fun part is you find a hot sales Lady who is the same size and ask for her help and opinion!!

Nick D

The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering”

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>>Hold a purse in public.

Yeah, I hate that. I'll never hold it by the strap. I'll hold it like a running back holds a football, and give people "What are you looking at?" looks.

Ah the, "this is obviously a foreign object to me because as you can clearly see I don't know how it works" method of purse holding.

An alternative to the running back hold is to just grip the top of the purse closed with one hand and your arm down to the side like an ape ignoring the strap completely.

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I love doing that, as long as there's a chair to sit in (and there usually is: the "guy's chair"): it lets me nap. Or read a book.

I've noticed that Macy's often has this little lounge area with a comfy bench and TVs outside the women's dressing rooms.

Yep. Macy's always had the best baby-changing rooms, too. More like lounges; and I mean all the accessories. And that was 20 years ago.

i rember there was a mostly womens clothin store in pennsylvania, that had a lounge area, with a big screen tv, a few couches, free popcorn machine, along with free beer on tap for the men who were waiting. needless to say i dont ever rember my dad objecting to shopping there

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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>>Hold a purse in public.

Yeah, I hate that. I'll never hold it by the strap. I'll hold it like a running back holds a football, and give people "What are you looking at?" looks.

Ah the, "this is obviously a foreign object to me because as you can clearly see I don't know how it works" method of purse holding.

An alternative to the running back hold is to just grip the top of the purse closed with one hand and your arm down to the side like an ape ignoring the strap completely.

Myself, I go for the "Hug it, stop lookin at me, it is mine!" approach...It is more fun!

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>>Hold a purse in public.

Yeah, I hate that. I'll never hold it by the strap. I'll hold it like a running back holds a football, and give people "What are you looking at?" looks.

Ah the, "this is obviously a foreign object to me because as you can clearly see I don't know how it works" method of purse holding.

An alternative to the running back hold is to just grip the top of the purse closed with one hand and your arm down to the side like an ape ignoring the strap completely.

i know someone who has a dog that does odd tricks.
it will sit with a snack balanced on its nose until it
gets the word.

it is a valueless trick, but it does illustrate the point.

if i guy is sitting in the middle of the mall, outside a store on a bench - he needs to be make sure that
she doesn't hang the strap on his nose.

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Can we go shopping???

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i actually enjoy buying girlie shampoo, when i can afford it!!!

Bet it makes the beard all nice and soft too eh??


Sory had to.

yep, gotta condition it too

"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be."