happythoughts 0 #1 January 11, 2011 at the outset, it seems like a bad idea. probably just alien teenagers anyway. flying around the galaxy, knocking over mailboxes on rural roads. nabbing some drunk rednecks and probing them. i mean really, "wanna look out the window at the wonders of the universe... or look up Wilfreds butt ?" it makes no sense otherwise. however, the parallel is when the vikings used to stroll around and nab the hot chicks. ("pillage, then burn" - order is important) so, if aliens are doing that - some areas seem to be hit more often. are these just the alien version of hot chicks that they are nabbing for a quickie on the spaceship? is it better to be considered hot by aliens or not ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 11, 2011 By alien, do ya mean two headed or work visa? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 January 11, 2011 Quoteprobably just alien teenagers anyway. The crop-graffiti is a big problem in the mid-west. Silly alien teens cruising around at night and using their flattening rays to draw pictures in the corn. Kids need something better to do.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 January 11, 2011 Quoteat the outset, it seems like a bad idea. probably just alien teenagers anyway. flying around the galaxy, knocking over mailboxes on rural roads. nabbing some drunk rednecks and probing them. i mean really, "wanna look out the window at the wonders of the universe... or look up Wilfreds butt ?" it makes no sense otherwise. however, the parallel is when the vikings used to stroll around and nab the hot chicks. ("pillage, then burn" - order is important) so, if aliens are doing that - some areas seem to be hit more often. are these just the alien version of hot chicks that they are nabbing for a quickie on the spaceship? is it better to be considered hot by aliens or not ? Dont ask Dont yell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #5 January 11, 2011 QuoteQuoteprobably just alien teenagers anyway. The crop-graffiti is a big problem in the mid-west. Silly alien teens cruising around at night and using their flattening rays to draw pictures in the corn. Kids need something better to do. That stuff is done by human teenagers. No need to hate the aliens for that.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 January 11, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteprobably just alien teenagers anyway. The crop-graffiti is a big problem in the mid-west. Silly alien teens cruising around at night and using their flattening rays to draw pictures in the corn. Kids need something better to do. That stuff is done by human teenagers. No need to hate the aliens for that. Uh huh.. that is what they wanted you to believe ... especially after the PROBES Just sayin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 11, 2011 Blasted punks...doing their dirty work at night bustin' curfew...posting in SC...posing as weathermen to screw with our minds...disguising themselves as politicians like it was a never-ending Halloween party. Sheesh. Daddy needs to take the keys away.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #8 January 11, 2011 QuoteBlasted punks...doing their dirty work at night bustin' curfew...posting in SC...posing as weathermen to screw with our minds...disguising themselves as politicians like it was a never-ending Halloween party. Sheesh. Daddy needs to take the keys away. Ferris Aliens day off???You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 January 11, 2011 hey you told us you liked the probe.... Oh wrong thread, sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 January 11, 2011 Quote hey you told us you liked the probe.... Oh wrong thread, sorry. I am a speciesist... I will admit to it I prefer to keep my attractions within the human species. Some guys that come into contact with the Alien PROBES..... not so much.. but the aliens do get em thinkin right with theirs. I am sure the aliens keep a FIRM watch on their little pets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #11 January 11, 2011 Quoteat the outset, it seems like a bad idea. Are you still trying to explain how you woke up in the pea gravel with a sore ass ?_____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 January 12, 2011 Quote Quote at the outset, it seems like a bad idea. Are you still trying to explain how you woke up in the pea gravel with a sore ass ? no, i have stills and video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
