banesanura 1 #1 January 10, 2011 It's been a few months since I've been drunk, and I'm not talking about 3 cosmos kind of drunk where I start to make out with my girlfriend for "fun", but the kind where you stop traffic to dry hump the taxi cab for sport. Why? Oh why does this drunken beech have to act a fool? Because you can. As as long as you aren't doing anything that super illegal - then by all means exercise your right to be an ass. I'm talking about the sloppy wasted that only would end in the most beautiful array of debauchery that you can imagine. Everyone loves a dumbass, especially one with a high entertainment value. - But those days are gone now. I, Andriana, am now a two beer queer. woe is me. Epiphany # 1. Having standards makes me feel like a cunt. Why not be able to share the love for everyone....just like a drunk? Epiphany # 2. I don't dance as well as when I'm drunk. I can't seem to build enough energy and strength, to dry hump (and spank) every cute booty on the dance floor. Epiphany #3 My taste in clothes is terrible. Vodka makes such a great accessory. Epiphany # 4 Making food takes way too long to make. Beer is a quick and easy meal, its great for on the go! More self actualization to come!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #2 January 10, 2011 Offhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #3 January 10, 2011 Why can't you make an ass out of yourself when you're sober?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 10, 2011 QuoteOffhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #5 January 10, 2011 QuoteQuoteOffhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter. Yeh. Just for clarification, by "epiphanies", I meant "Steps". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 January 10, 2011 I'm to drunk to understand what you are saying! bah hahahaha.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #7 January 10, 2011 Quote Quote Offhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter. Daisy vs. Snooki in a drunken whore-a-thon? My money's on Daisy after some retraining. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 January 10, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Offhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter. Daisy vs. Snooki in a drunken whore-a-thon? My money's on Daisy after some retraining. Dude, you don't know, Snooki wrote a book and people are actually buying the damned thing!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 January 10, 2011 She's doing Mattress Mac furniture commercials down here! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 January 10, 2011 QuoteQuoteOffhand, I can think of at least 12 epiphanies you might want to consider. Ah yes, the ramblings of one of those annoying party girls. Jersey Shore is not a play book as to how to conduct yourself in public...or in private for that matter. + 1Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 January 10, 2011 I hope I don't lose my sense of humor when I'm old. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 January 10, 2011 Quote I hope I don't lose my sense of humor when I'm old. I'm betting you'll be too tired to have a sense of humor when you're old like me. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #13 January 10, 2011 I'm tired now! That's why I quit drinking!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 January 10, 2011 Quote I'm tired now! That's why I quit drinking! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 January 11, 2011 Daisy! Say it ain't so!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 January 11, 2011 Hopefully she did not quit swallowing as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #17 January 11, 2011 Quote She's doing Mattress Mac furniture commercials down here! Dude, hes still around? Figured that old fart woulda been gone by now."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #18 January 11, 2011 I know, I know. Lots has changed. 2010 was an interesting year for me, lots of changes, lots of learning, and lots of life changing experiences. Majority of them becoming much more balanced and really trying to find what is the next step. we should catch up and get back in the air. Miss you tons!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #19 January 11, 2011 Quote 2010 was an interesting year for me, lots of changes, lots of learning, and lots of life changing experiences. Majority of them becoming much more balanced and really trying to find what is the next step. Changing your avatar...j/k...I'm happy for you.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 January 11, 2011 Here's a photo of me at work!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 January 11, 2011 Remind me to never let you see my goods Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #22 January 11, 2011 QuoteHere's a photo of me at work! Ya, I know what you do for a living.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #23 January 11, 2011 Party rules: "Skin to Win..." do it and let us know how it goes Yeah, just kidding... I don't know who you are, but I could totally try to hang... "Offend early so you know if they can hang..." Rock on, freaky flyer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 January 11, 2011 Quote Here's a photo of me at work! I hear the Eagles are lookin' for a new kicker! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #25 January 11, 2011 Quote Quote Here's a photo of me at work! I hear the Eagles are lookin' for a new kicker! Accuracy - Check Power - Check Toughness - Check Attitude - Check "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
