npgraphicdesign 3 #1 January 10, 2011 I'm sitting in a coffee shop doing my work, and this couple comes in. After hearing them for a few minutes, I realize it's a first date. My music in my headphones is quiet enough so I can hear them. Then, he pulls out the 'i'm a skydiver' card. But, turns out he only did one tandem. And he is starting to feed her all kinds of bs: the freefall was only 15 seconds or so from 14k, we fell at almost 200mph, him and the instructor were falling upside down most of the jump (well that COULD have been true ), that they opened VERY CLOSE to the ground, and some other BS. So being the a$$hole skydiver that we call can be, would you interject and call him on his BS, or would you keep quiet, seeing as they were having a first date? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #2 January 10, 2011 Depends on how hot the chick is.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #3 January 10, 2011 Depends on what mood I would be in. If I was in a good mood, I would probably start laughing and shaking my head. If I was in a shitty mood for whatever reason, I would start asking him a bunch of questions and then correct him, making him look like an ass just for shits and giggles. Or I would ask him if petejones was his instructor and fed him a bunch of BS Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #4 January 10, 2011 Quote Depends on how hot the chick is. She was pretty damn cute...medical school students..both of them. But i feel just because I"m single I don't need to make anyone else miserable and kill their date...so I didn't say a word..I just chuckled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 January 10, 2011 Okay, since you have nothing to do now, send me some dick pics. andriana@andrianasantos.com Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #6 January 10, 2011 Quote Okay, since you have nothing to do now, send me some dick pics. andriana@andrianasantos.com You haven't earned them yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #7 January 10, 2011 Earn? What? Penis?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 January 10, 2011 let it go. the world is too big a place. perhaps he will talk her into a tandem and bring her out to the dz. all will be clear then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #9 January 10, 2011 Quote let it go. the world is too big a place. perhaps he will talk her into a tandem and bring her out to the dz. all will be clear then. Oh I didn't say a word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #10 January 10, 2011 inbox still empty Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,318 #11 January 10, 2011 Most Instructors have heard some really seriously disjointed first jump debriefs. That could be exactly as he remembered it. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #12 January 10, 2011 Quote inbox still empty awwww... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #13 January 10, 2011 Quote Depends on how hot the chick is. Absolutely correct there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 January 10, 2011 Quote box still empty Dang, is that chronic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #15 January 10, 2011 Quote Quote box still empty Dang, is that chronic? I wasn't gonna go there. I should've though...because someone else would undoubtedly do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 January 10, 2011 I'd be a lot happier with some penis around me.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plorensen 0 #17 January 10, 2011 how about in you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 January 10, 2011 Quote I'd be a lot happier with some penis around me. What?Did you get RIF'd from your job?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #19 January 10, 2011 Quote inbox still empty Check your mail.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #20 January 10, 2011 No, because their conversation is none of anyone else's business. Or am I missing the fun of the thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #21 January 10, 2011 Quotebecause their conversation is none of anyone else's business. I always feel the same. I usually wonder why I'm even listening. Then I break out the headphones.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 January 10, 2011 Quote I'm sitting in a coffee shop doing my work, and this couple comes in. After hearing them for a few minutes, I realize it's a first date. My music in my headphones is quiet enough so I can hear them. Then, he pulls out the 'i'm a skydiver' card. But, turns out he only did one tandem. And he is starting to feed her all kinds of bs: the freefall was only 15 seconds or so from 14k, we fell at almost 200mph, him and the instructor were falling upside down most of the jump (well that COULD have been true ), that they opened VERY CLOSE to the ground, and some other BS. So being the a$$hole skydiver that we call can be, would you interject and call him on his BS, or would you keep quiet, seeing as they were having a first date? A few years ago my wife and I encounter a guy like that while were were out celebrating her birthday. We both had the local dropzone STAFF shirts on. It didn't matter, the guy stuck to his story and made a complete ass out of himself. Don't worry, if he's a douche, it'll come out in other ways besides a skydiving story.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 January 10, 2011 Cock blocking? Nah......My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #24 January 10, 2011 Quote No, because their conversation is none of anyone else's business. Or am I missing the fun of the thread? It wasn't...but they were sitting down about a foot from me, and my music was quiet enough so I could here people around me, not just them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #25 January 10, 2011 You want dicks ... here's one of the biggest.... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
