Lastchance 0 #1 December 24, 2010 Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The princess said "No!" And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and skydived and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank Jagermeister and Captain Morgan and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up... The End! I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #2 December 24, 2010 Wooo!! Cept for the jager part. Ill substitute guinness.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 319 #3 December 24, 2010 Another perspective: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went to college, became a Marine, traveled the world, rode motorcycles, ran triathlons, learned to skydive and SCUBA, studied several languages and cultures, and bought all her own houses, cars, toys and jewelry. And she lived happily ever after. The end. [Lastchance: I'm trying to say I can relate. Nice story!] See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 December 24, 2010 Funny stuff, but I've had it both ways. I'll take married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #5 December 24, 2010 that story just brought a tear to my eye.Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #6 December 24, 2010 Quote Funny stuff, but I've had it both ways. I'll take married. Well no shit if i was in your shoes id take married too! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 December 24, 2010 I wonder if he ever gave thanks to the Princess for saving his ass.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #8 December 24, 2010 I agree John. I'm a very happily married man. Though my wife, sister in law and all the ladies on my pool team found this very funny also. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 December 24, 2010 You bet. It definatly works both ways. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 December 24, 2010 Quote Another perspective: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went to college, became a Marine, traveled the world, rode motorcycles, ran triathlons, learned to skydive and SCUBA, studied several languages and cultures, and bought all her own houses, cars, toys and jewelry. And she lived happily ever after. The end. [Lastchance: I'm trying to say I can relate. Nice story!] Yet no mention of sex other than toys. Though this may cover boy toys. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 319 #11 December 24, 2010 Quote Quote Another perspective: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went to college, became a Marine, traveled the world, rode motorcycles, ran triathlons, learned to skydive and SCUBA, studied several languages and cultures, and bought all her own houses, cars, toys and jewelry. And she lived happily ever after. The end. [Lastchance: I'm trying to say I can relate. Nice story!] Yet no mention of sex other than toys. Though this may cover boy toys. Well, I thought the men here all would appreciate the fact that I buy all my own stuff much more! Besides, a girl has to have a FEW secrets, right? I get about as much sex as I would if I were married -- as much as I want! My list of toys: SCUBA gear, kayak, brand new rig, bikes, Harley (although that's been sold), flat-screen TV, time share condo in Mexico (does that count as a toy or a home?) -- cars were mentioned separately, but my new one is a LOT of fun!See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 December 24, 2010 Quote Quote Funny stuff, but I've had it both ways. I'll take married. Well no shit if i was in your shoes id take married too! John is already spoken for... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 December 24, 2010 All women have to do to get sex is say yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 December 24, 2010 Quote All women have to do to get sex is say yes. Or just not: * say no * scream * use pepper spray * defend themselves * open fire Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #15 December 24, 2010 We all know that there are guys that think pepper spray is foreplay. "Playing hard to get" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 December 24, 2010 I swear I was a gentlemen, really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 December 24, 2010 Wht car did you get? I'm enjoying my new car/truck too. Not mine, but just like it. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/06/npocpssrrear.jpg 2005 with the Corvette 6 speed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 December 24, 2010 http://www.pinzgauer.com/shpics.php?table=vehicles&idnum=112 This is what I will be saving up for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 December 24, 2010 Quote Another perspective: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went to college, became a Marine, traveled the world, rode motorcycles, ran triathlons, learned to skydive and SCUBA, studied several languages and cultures, and bought all her own houses, cars, toys and jewelry. And she lived happily ever after. The end. [Lastchance: I'm trying to say I can relate. Nice story!] they don't realize that your story is your life, not fiction. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 December 24, 2010 Quote Quote All women have to do to get sex is say yes. Or just not: * say no * scream * use pepper spray * defend themselves * open fire Some guys like that and sometimes you just can't help it. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #21 December 24, 2010 Quote All women have to do to get sex is say yes. or the price........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 December 24, 2010 Quote * use pepper spray Some guys like that and sometimes you just can't help it. Oooh, muy caliente! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jim_32766 0 #23 December 27, 2010 Good on ya, TriGirl. Nothing say independence like a little determination and success! Guys that are not intimidated will like that a bunch.The meaning of life . . . is to make life have meaning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 December 27, 2010 Quote Quote * use pepper spray Some guys like that and sometimes you just can't help it. Oooh, muy caliente!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 December 27, 2010 Anyone else see the thread title and think this was about DADT? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
