grimmie 186 #1 December 23, 2010 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
INSANEDADDY 0 #2 December 25, 2010 But, since skydivers are generally not admired for their common sense, most skydivers choose to jump very very small parachutes, often called "canopies," that are very fast, highly maneuverable, and very likely going to hurt someone in a spectacular life-threatening impact that will probably be videoed and posted on YouTube within days. It's a fact in skydiving that the smaller your parachute, the larger your penis. So ladies, next time you see a guy land a parachute the size of a beach towel, you know he's packing. Priceless.... You dont't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when.......You can only decide how you're going to live........NOW. -BASE 1605 Night BASE 227 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #3 December 25, 2010 thats some funny stuff there!! it just makes we wonder how some people have so much free time on their hands that they could write this.Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites