warpedskydiver 0 #1 December 19, 2010 Women have very fast mouths, this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. And you people thought the seals at the zoo were quick! That is all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #2 December 19, 2010 Plus woman are genetically inclined to talk more than men as men hunted food and needed to stay quiet. Back at camp woman talked constantly to keep the wild animals away. God, I hate rainy days . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 December 19, 2010 I just pictured a bear covering his ears and groaning... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #4 December 19, 2010 30 mph! That could put an eye out! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 December 19, 2010 Surely that isn't from God's design because that's not where he intended it to go. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #6 December 19, 2010 maybe that was gods original design for birth control!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #7 December 19, 2010 Quote Surely that isn't from God's design because that's not where he intended it to go. Thats just because he had not thought of it yetSpeedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 December 19, 2010 Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 December 20, 2010 Quote...ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph Does that depend on how many SRMs* you're running? *Strokes per minuteMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #11 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling I was guessing using a high speed camera with a graph painted on a wall and getting the data from that (mythbusters style). But, why would you want to even do it? I would think a chrono would not be as reliable due to having a stream, but what do I know? I jack off without a bunch of gizmos present.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 December 20, 2010 I bet it makes you realize why it feels like your cervix is getting pressure washed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling I was guessing using a high speed camera with a graph painted on a wall and getting the data from that (mythbusters style). But, why would you want to even do it? I would think a chrono would not be as reliable due to having a stream, but what do I know? I jack off without a bunch of gizmos present. Who knows why guys do shit like this. I was thinking maybe it was in conjunction with auditions for gay midget porn with a crossover to miniture donkey fucking/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #14 December 20, 2010 Quote30 mph! That could put an eye out! Which is why swallowing is safer... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 December 20, 2010 Quote I bet it makes you realize why it feels like your cervix is getting pressure washed I've seen the documentary type videos of the beginning of life stuff where you can see the penis ejaculate inside a vagina. Every baby is a miracle. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #16 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling I was guessing using a high speed camera with a graph painted on a wall and getting the data from that (mythbusters style). But, why would you want to even do it? I would think a chrono would not be as reliable due to having a stream, but what do I know? I jack off without a bunch of gizmos present. Who knows why guys do shit like this. I was thinking maybe it was in conjunction with auditions for gay midget porn with a crossover to miniture donkey fucking/ back on that short hang up of yours...telling, very telling! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling I was guessing using a high speed camera with a graph painted on a wall and getting the data from that (mythbusters style). But, why would you want to even do it? I would think a chrono would not be as reliable due to having a stream, but what do I know? I jack off without a bunch of gizmos present. Who knows why guys do shit like this. I was thinking maybe it was in conjunction with auditions for gay midget porn with a crossover to miniture donkey fucking/ back on that short hang up of yours...telling, very telling! Hey what can I say...... stupid needledicks piss me offI mean if guys wanna have a circle jerk to see which one can hit the ceiling with the highest velocity... go for it. Hell invite Ron Jeremy to judge the contest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 December 20, 2010 Yeah you tell em Jeannie. The only way to impress you would be group accuracy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #19 December 20, 2010 HEY!!!Not all of us are "stupid" Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #20 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote this is because ejaculate can move at speeds up to or exceeding 30mph. I would like to know how the hell someone figured out that jizz could go that fast, or for that matter who would want to. A chronograph from Cabela's between them and the ceiling I was guessing using a high speed camera with a graph painted on a wall and getting the data from that (mythbusters style). But, why would you want to even do it? I would think a chrono would not be as reliable due to having a stream, but what do I know? I jack off without a bunch of gizmos present. Who knows why guys do shit like this. I was thinking maybe it was in conjunction with auditions for gay midget porn with a crossover to miniture donkey fucking/ back on that short hang up of yours...telling, very telling! Hey what can I say...... stupid needledicks piss me offI mean if guys wanna have a circle jerk to see which one can hit the ceiling with the highest velocity... go for it. Hell invite Ron Jeremy to judge the contest. No way in HELL...'Peter North" is the KING of the cumshot...Even Ron (a short guy BTW only 5'8") would admit that! That guys (Peters) cum shots are legendary! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 December 20, 2010 He is far taller in the realm we are talking about here right now I bet he is not measuring all the way from his asshole to the tip So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #22 December 20, 2010 Quote That guys (Peters) cum shots are legendary! Thats pretty fucking disturbing coming (no pun intended) from a dude.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #23 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote That guys (Peters) cum shots are legendary! Thats pretty fucking disturbing coming (no pun intended) from a dude. Buddy of mine filmed Peter North before, You made sure not to have the camera lens too close...fuckin guy was/is Bullistic... Well into his late 50's and stilll in the business! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #24 December 20, 2010 My roomie when was stationed at Ft. Ord was something of a side show freak. The chicks all wanted to try, but in the end they needed an ice pack. Geez what were they thinking? He preferred chicks who that already had children, or if someone else banged them first so he would not kill them. It was actually pretty funny, seeing the girls walk out acting like they had been in an accident. Millie measured him after she teased him really badly, he had 11.5" and like a beer can.Like I said, he could have been in the circus as the elephant boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #25 December 20, 2010 Quote Quote My roomie when was stationed at Ft. Ord was something of a side show freak. The chicks all wanted to try, but in the end they needed an ice pack. Geez what were they thinking? He preferred chicks who that already had children, or if someone else banged them first so he would not kill them. LOL, one of my Carnie buddies had a running Bar bet, he'd lay it on the bar and line of 7 silver dollars on it,end to end, "soft"........ Another Carnie, that couldn't get laid, he made a prostitute bleed...and refused to service him...his freaking tool was a curse of the worse kind! Amazon would have loved them both I guess! It was actually pretty funny, seeing the girls walk out acting like they had been in an accident. Millie measured him after she teased him really badly, he had 11.5" and like a beer can.Like I said, he could have been in the circus as the elephant boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
