SpeedRacer 1 #1 December 12, 2010 - Why is it called a shipment when you send something by car/truck but it's called cargo when you send it in a ship? -How do blind people know when to stop wiping? - What exactly is it that Twisted Sister refuses to take? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herky 0 #2 December 12, 2010 If everything is easier said than done, what about talking? If actions are stronger than words, then how can the pen be mightier than the sword? If you work at a sex shop, is any thread really nsfw? If you are late for special ed class, will the teacher call you tardy? Why did the flintstones celebrate christmas? Why when I want to find a local dz on dropzone.com why does it ask me my zip code, yet every porn site pop-up automatically already knows? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #3 December 12, 2010 QuoteWhy when I want to find a local dz on dropzone.com why does it ask me my zip code, yet every porn site pop-up automatically already knows? hilariously true!!! i mean it would be if i went to porn sites..."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #4 December 12, 2010 If a man says something and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #5 December 12, 2010 is it cruel that someone with a lisp cannot pronounce their disability correctly?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hofstar 0 #6 December 12, 2010 Why do I park my car in a driveway, but drive my car on a parkway? If a bear shits in the woods, and no one is there to smell it, does he wipe his ass? Why do I get this burning sensation every time I urinate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 December 12, 2010 QuoteIf a man says something and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong? Hey, whos side are you on?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 December 12, 2010 Why is that marriage and blow jobs are mutually exclusive? Who in the hell would let a bull into a china shop? Speaking of bulls, is bull shit any worse than horse shit? So, the question has never been resolved - Who let the dogs out? just wonderin'My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #9 December 12, 2010 If a masochist said, "Hurt me." what would a sadist do?Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 December 12, 2010 Why is it that marriage and blow jobs are mutually exclusive? Well, it is called a blow "job." And some people put marriage before career. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 December 13, 2010 QuoteWhy is that marriage and blow jobs are mutually exclusive? Shhhhhhh! No one tell my wife!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #12 December 13, 2010 Why does no other word rhyme with orange? Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot dog buns come in packs of eight? Why is the US not on the metric system? What is the right answer when asked, "Do this dress make me look fat?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #13 December 13, 2010 If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 December 13, 2010 Quote Why is it that marriage and blow jobs are mutually exclusive?Well, it is called a blow "job." ... Maybe that's why the girl's always asking me for the money up front. It all becomes clear now.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 December 13, 2010 Does anything live in the Dead Sea? When Moses parted the waters, did Airtwardo help him out? When Futuredivot got married, was she sober and/or awake? Is Jimi, Elvis, Janis and Funk having a good time wherever they are?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #16 December 13, 2010 I asked a question the other day on another socially dysfunctional forum, and recd sum decent feedback... " If God (creator of all) is perfect, then how come it didn't work the first time?" Rasta hit me uP with one yet a little deeper, it goes something like this... Does God have a spot on his back that he can't reach to scratch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #17 December 13, 2010 without evil there can be no good so then is it good to be evil sometimes?Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #18 December 13, 2010 Why do drive-thru ATM's have braille lettering?Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 December 13, 2010 QuoteWhy does no other word rhyme with orange? There is a mountain in Wales called the Blorenge. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 December 13, 2010 How do seedless plants propagate in the wild? Have you actually seen a bear shit in the woods? What's up with having just one scissor? Why do underwear come in pairs? Who was it that had the balls to first try escargot? Did Thomas Jefferson start rolling in his grave after the last presidential election? Are they still having no joy in Mudville? Does even Margaret Mitchell know where the wind actually went?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 December 13, 2010 Is Andy technically older than dirt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 December 13, 2010 Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 December 13, 2010 Homer Simpson: "Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #24 December 13, 2010 Who was the first person to discover that cow's milk is good to drink - and what the hell were they thinking?"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #25 December 13, 2010 Quote Who was the first person to discover that cow's milk is good to drink - and what the hell were they thinking? "Hey Mikey! ...I double-dog dare you to squeeze one of those and drink whatever comes out of it!" (If you know who Mikey is you really are old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
