Post your Deep Philosophical Questions

[Heatmiser 0]

Rosy doesn't count.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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Should you be allowed to call it hump day if you dont...?

Happy Hump Day.

Sure! Someone somewhere is.


Chuck

[airtwardo 7]

Did God create evolution or was it the other way around?





If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[nigel99 489]

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

I don't even want to think about that one!


Chuck

[CapsFan1974 0]

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

[popsjumper 2]

What is the mantis praying for anyway?

Is pickled pickles redundant?

Who works at the Department of Redundancy Department?

Why do they put little umbrellas in tropical drinks. Rain is the LAST thing we want on the beach.

An island is named properly. It is land, right?

Why did we get stuck with only 4 limbs when 6 would have been better?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

A willow.


Chuck

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Chuck

Hey Chuck

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Chuck

Hey Chuck

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?

If, I had a dollar for every time I heard that...


Chuck

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Chuck

Hey Chuck

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?

If, I had a dollar for every time I heard that...


Chuck

I figured i wasn't being original, but it did make me laugh a bit

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Chuck

Hey Chuck

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?

If, I had a dollar for every time I heard that...


Chuck

I figured i wasn't being original, but it did make me laugh a bit

That's a good thing! We all need to laugh more... life's too short.


Chuck

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If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

The worst thing about eating vegetables is dressing them and getting them back in the wheelchair afterwards.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[The_Don 0]

There it is!!!!!!

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[Bertt 0]

How do fortune cookies know what's gonna happen??

You don't have to outrun the bear.

[mutumbo 0]

I gots a good one.

Why do people care about how other people look so damn much!?

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[airtwardo 7]

Thou shall not kill.
Thou shall not commit adultery.
Don't eat pork.

I'm sorry, what was that last one??

Don't eat pork?!

Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[metalslug 36]

If René Descartes was offered a beer and had replied with "I think not !"
... would he have ceased to exist ?

[popsjumper 2]

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Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

Why is it that some pigs are more equal than others?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

Who first decided to try out something that came out of a hens ass?

What song does the fat lady sing?

When does the fun actually begin?

Why are women never happy with what they have?

How does absence make the heart grow fonder?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[hofstar 0]

Why is it that right after I look at my watch, if someone asks me the time, I check my watch again?

[airtwardo 7]

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

...so what's the speed of dark?

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?


When Billy swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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i 'm on my way to go get a new keyboard! THANKS alot old man!!!!

[shah269 0]

A randome person;
"If you were a half way decent guy, one of your friends wives would have put you on a blind date!"

Maybe I am an asshole and just don't know it

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[airtwardo 7]

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A randome person;
"If you were a half way decent guy, one of your friends wives would have put you on a blind date!"

Maybe I am an asshole and just don't know it

Ya think?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~