Galenis 0 #1 December 7, 2010 When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real?It's time for my nightly ritual: Pleasure myself, weep, and repeat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 December 7, 2010 I don't remember actually believing in Santa. It just didn't make sense, even as a toddler. The Santa's at the stores wore costumes so I never bought it. I pulled a beard down once and was quickly removed from the area My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #3 December 7, 2010 Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Oh my God! Santa isn't real? Fuck You! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 December 7, 2010 Quote Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Oh my God! Santa isn't real? Fuck You! No Shit! Heretic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #5 December 7, 2010 I was three, my brother six, . I connected the dots when I saw the wrapping paper in the closet, and then on the presents, I told my older brother. heehee.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #6 December 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Oh my God! Santa isn't real? Fuck You! No Shit! Heretic! My life is now in shambles!!!!!"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #7 December 7, 2010 Santa is alive and well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z59gAXZ0ksQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 December 7, 2010 Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Saint Nicholas of Myra was a real person who lived in the 4th century. So he *was* real.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #9 December 7, 2010 Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? It's Julian Assange's fault scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,444 #10 December 7, 2010 I was 5 when the little girl down the street (Karen) told me. It made sense -- we'd always opened our presents on Christmas Eve instead of the next morning, and I could already read "to Wendy from Santa" on some presents that were under the tree. I immediately told my younger brothers, of course. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 December 7, 2010 I was 6 when I found a big stash of toys behind the parents bed. I go my brother and were back there having fun when Momma caught us and said, "Well now you've done it. No more Santa Claus." Me: Whaaa? You mean, do you mean.....Whaaaaa?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #12 December 7, 2010 I guess I figured it out by the time I was in high school. I was always told that grown-ups were Santa's helpers. Made sense to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 December 7, 2010 Quote Quote When/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Saint Nicholas of Myra was a real person who lived in the 4th century. So he *was* real. I was going to say the same thing... in fact St Nicholas and I share a birthday... mind you seperated by in excess of 1600 years... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 December 7, 2010 With 4 kids in 5 years, we had a couple that figured it out fast. Vskydiver told them to not spoil it for the younger ones, or there would be repercussions on Christmas morning.Ahh, the magic of Christmas when you're young. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 December 7, 2010 In the attached photo, I had just turned 4 and my brother had just turned 7. "Santa" is a neighbor. I like to think my brother is winking because he (being a mature lad of 7) knew that Santa wasn't real but he would still play along for my benefit. I remember this visit (I think it was the only time Santa appeared at our house), and I still bought into it at that point. I probably figured it out not long after that, but we'd play along for years as a bit of a family joke. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #16 December 7, 2010 QuoteI think it was the only time Santa appeared at our house Sigh. You were asleep the other times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #17 December 7, 2010 QuoteWhen/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? Santa IS real. He lives in the hearts of every mother and father. He is not so much a physical being, but rather, an IDEA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 December 7, 2010 Quote Quote I think it was the only time Santa appeared at our house Sigh. You were asleep the other times. You're right. I should have phrased that differently. It's the only time I remember being awake to interact with the man in the red suit. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #19 December 7, 2010 QuoteWhen/what and what circumstances where present when you discovered Santa Claus wasn't real? i was in the third grade and my parents told me. i was the youngest and last to find out. it didn't bother me and it was nice to give my parents the thanks they deserved."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #20 December 7, 2010 QuoteI guess I figured it out by the time I was in high school. <=== Really????? Ok, I was ashamed to admit it was really my second year in College. All the ridiculously hot college Santa Helpers were quite convincing.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bayouth 0 #21 December 7, 2010 And his Feast Day was yesterday!!! So belated Happy Feast Day for all the Nick's and Nicole's out there.... -- Yeah... I'm the tall one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #22 December 8, 2010 I was 5 and found out from my older brother. The next day I announced it to my kindergarten class and made some kids cry who refused to believe the truth. I wasn't a bully or anything, I just thought they'd want to know the truth! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #23 December 8, 2010 My parents did not lie to me about such fables, they were straight up. I don't think it is a healthy to tell lies to children. IMHO it simply holds back their itellectual potential and the appreciaton of what their parents provide. Spoiling children is also not healthy, this also does not help their appreciation of what is provided for them."When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colossus 0 #24 December 9, 2010 Our 8yr old son this year, found the stash of gifts... some of them already labeled. When he asked "what's up" we simply told him that due to down sizing, and the increased belief quotent in Santa, that he has had to get help. So... since he has invested so well in the past, and since he has shares in UPS, FedEx and all of the big toy/electronic companies. Through these vast connections that he has, he is able truck contract certain services such as toy making and delivery. Also to make sure that all the kids get their gifts on time, sometimes deliveries are early. BUT he still has enough magic left that if our son is bad, those gifts can disappear... At this point, our son has narrowed Santa down to either Warren Buffet, or some other old geizer with a lot of doh and the capability of growing a white beard. We have not disagreed with him as of yet. Ahh... he also figured out that the tooth fairy also outsources... but that is another conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #25 December 9, 2010 Quote My parents did not lie to me about such fables, they were straight up. I don't think it is a healthy to tell lies to children. IMHO it simply holds back their itellectual potential and the appreciaton of what their parents provide. Spoiling children is also not healthy, this also does not help their appreciation of what is provided for them. Bwaahahaahahahaha We are supposed to take advice on morals from the walmart bandit?My parents taught me that it was wrong to steal.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
