aussiechick 0 #51 June 7, 2010 Quote Hey, did you know you look a lot like Wonder Woman? Only in my fantasies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #52 June 7, 2010 SMART MAN! And here is why! 1) He can go to the bar and talk to other women and she won't know! 2) Really...there is nothing wrong with a girl who is 20! Have you seen the body of a 20 yo girl....SMOKING! no saggage! 3) She thinks he's smarter because he is older! 4) I bet she has a cute giggle! 5) She's happy with him taking her out to Taco Bell 6) Compared to the guys her age he actually has money.....well...at least more then those loosers anyway! 7) He may have his own place....and she is fine with helping him.....well she does the cleaning. 8) WHY THE HELL NOT! No joke my Yoga instructor who is much like my other mom last week stopped me on my way out of class to talk. And she gave me some very serious words of wisdom. "Shah, I'm well over 60, for the past 20 years I've been a Yoga instructor and 99% of the people who walk into this studio are women, I know women. And you are a nice guy and so I say this with love, DATE YOUNGER! You will be a happier man. Women your age (33) are crazy. Namiste"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #53 June 7, 2010 I'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. Heck. If they are happy. I'm happy for them. Happiness in a relationship is hard enough without trying to meet other people's expectations of what age difference is permissible.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussiechick 0 #54 June 7, 2010 Shah, you really don't seem to know much about what 20 yr old women want. The more I read your posts, the more I'm understanding why you are still single Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #55 June 7, 2010 Quote What the hell does age difference have to do with perversion???It is still two consensenting adults. Now if mayonnaise, rope, and a Great Dane are involved, then we can talk about perversion. Thank you. My boyfriend is 12 years younger than me ... I'm a pervert, but not because of the age difference ... and no, "mayonnaise, rope and Great Dane" are not my thing either ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #56 June 7, 2010 Quote Shah, you really don't seem to know much about what 20 yr old women want. The more I read your posts, the more I'm understanding why you are still single Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #57 June 7, 2010 Quote Shah, you really don't seem to know much about what 20 yr old women want. The more I read your posts, the more I'm understanding why you are single again. FIFY"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #58 June 7, 2010 Quote and no, "mayonnaise, rope and Great Dane" are not my thing either ... O Booooooooooring.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #59 June 7, 2010 Age is just a number once 18.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #60 June 7, 2010 Quote I'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. You're 42 and haven't figured it out yet? You are by your description of yourself an extraordinary guy, you need to find an extraordinary woman! Statements about 'not keeping up' with you, mean you're pulling from the middle of the pack and not the front...My better half is 'about' ( -cough cough) 15 years older than YOU...a grandmother that spends 4 house a day in the gym, she's a Zumba instructor, runs 6-8 marathons a year, speaks 6 languages, reads 3 books a week, pilots a 767 from the left seat...an extraordinary woman that challenges me physically & intellectually every day. They are out there trust me! Don't pigeon hole women by age or intent...there is probably a woman dying for a guy like you that can 'almost' keep up with HER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #61 June 7, 2010 Quote My better half is 'about' ( -cough cough) 15 years older than YOU...a grandmother that spends 4 house a day in the gym, she's a Zumba instructor, runs 6-8 marathons a year, speaks 6 languages, reads 3 books a week, pilots a 767 from the left seat...an extraordinary woman that challenges me physically & intellectually every day. You really picked from the bottom of the chum bucket to find that one! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #62 June 7, 2010 Quote I'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. Heck. If they are happy. I'm happy for them. Happiness in a relationship is hard enough without trying to meet other people's expectations of what age difference is permissible. Nice job keeping that ego in check too, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #63 June 7, 2010 QuoteI'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. Heck. If they are happy. I'm happy for them. Happiness in a relationship is hard enough without trying to meet other people's expectations of what age difference is permissible. I don't think this is the board to be touting how fabulous you are for participating in those kinds of sports. It's pretty typical as far as the skydiving sector goes. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote I'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. Heck. If they are happy. I'm happy for them. Happiness in a relationship is hard enough without trying to meet other people's expectations of what age difference is permissible. I don't think this is the board to be touting how fabulous you are for participating in those kinds of sports. It's pretty typical as far as the skydiving sector goes. EXACTLY! I love talking to women at the drop-zone, 99% of them are strong willed, athletic, interesting....you know...HOT! NONE of them are hanging with 'average' guys! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #65 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote I'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. A woman my age is supposed to keep up? Even the formula puts a minimum age of 28 on the ticket. I'm not sure today's 28yo women can keep up. You're 42 and haven't figured it out yet? You are by your description of yourself an extraordinary guy, you need to find an extraordinary woman! Statements about 'not keeping up' with you, mean your pulling from the middle of the pack and not the front...My better half is 'about' ( -cough cough) 15 years older than YOU...a grandmother that spends 4 house a day in the gym, she's a Zumba instructor, runs 6-8 marathons a year, speaks 6 languages, reads 3 books a week, pilots a 767 from the left seat...an extraordinary woman that challenges me physically & intellectually every day. They are out there trust me! Don't pigeon hole women by age or intent...there is probably a woman dying for a guy like you that can 'almost' keep up with HER! Thank you for giving me a reason to refrain from throwing a few darts at that overinflated ego. Well said … women who can “keep up” are out there … and your wife is a very lucky one – I hope she gets a chance to read how you speak about her to us strangers on here – you both have my admiration O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #66 June 7, 2010 Quoteand your wife is a very lucky one Wrong!!! Don't get mad, and Twardo is a good guy and all, but his Mrs. is so far out of his league it's unbelievable. She is one of the mostest coolest ladies I've ever met and an absolute dear. She must get tax credits for putting up with Jim.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote and your wife is a very lucky one Wrong!!! Don't get mad, and Twardo is a good guy and all, but his Mrs. is so far out of his league it's unbelievable. She is one of the mostest coolest ladies I've ever met and an absolute dear. She must get tax credits for putting up with Jim. I think it's a Karma thing...she must have really screwed up in a prior life and now has to pay it back by being nice to ME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #68 June 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteand your wife is a very lucky one Wrong!!! Don't get mad, and Twardo is a good guy and all, but his Mrs. is so far out of his league it's unbelievable. She is one of the mostest coolest ladies I've ever met and an absolute dear. She must get tax credits for putting up with Jim. Someone say kettle?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #69 June 7, 2010 QuoteI'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. Do you have a Nobel Prize in physics or medicine too?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #70 June 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteI'm 42. I'm in better shape than any 20yo guy I have met or seen in the gym. I SCUBA, skydive, hang glide, practice martial arts, mountain bike, rock climb, etc. Do you have a Nobel Prize in physics or medicine too? Quote[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards. [She walks out] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #71 June 7, 2010 Ouch! I didn't see it as an ego thing. I'm just very active. Yes, I'm sure there are women out there who can make me wish I could keep up. But I figure those kinds are already taken. Besides, I'm busy playing. No time to look. Kallend - I'll PM you with my educational background. Don't need the natives roasting me again. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #72 June 7, 2010 BTW - Sorry if my post seemed egotistical. I really didn't mean it that way. I hardly consider myself better than others just because I can't sit still. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #73 June 7, 2010 It wasn't you, just Kallends post reminded me of that scene for some reason. If I was picking on ya, I woulda posted this: http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/big-jim.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #74 June 7, 2010 Quote I love talking to women at the drop-zone, 99% of them are strong willed, athletic, interesting....you know...HOT! OH BROTHER PLEASE! no really! come on! What there are 31k skydivers in the US? 1k are chicks? Hell a woman can come to your DZ with a peg leg 6 toes, one eye, no hair, a hump, fuzzy arms and leaking fluids from all the wrong places and half the guys at the DZ would stop think for a second and lay some serious moves on her. "So is that peg leg of yours....designer?" "May I rub lotion on your hump?" "Fuzzy arms, oh baby,,,,,i love them fuzzy arms!" Brother please! Skydiving ranks right up there with engineering school for overinflating womens ego! I mean really! Engineering school 5 (2 are lesbians, one is married, one is massive and the other HATES MEN!) girls per 100 dudeds? Is it any better on average at any DZ you know of? All hanging out looking for tail at a DZ does is make you into an animal, a weapon. You get use to getting shot down in a high end environment that your average chick (AC) at your average bar doesn't staned a chance in hell. AC shoots you down, you twist on your feet and hit on her best friend right in front of her and call her chubby....she won't know what hit her....because all of a sudden...she wants to know why you don't feel any pain? Simple because you as the human meet sicle just spent 4 hours competing with 15 other guys hitting on a girl witha lazy eye and a peg leg! Now a girl who walk away from the DZ / engineering school and want to play in the "real world" on now that's fun to watch! That's like watching a dwarf try and run the 100m dash!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #75 June 7, 2010 This: QuoteQuote I love talking to women at the drop-zone, 99% of them are strong willed, athletic, interesting....you know...HOT! OH BROTHER PLEASE! no really! come on! What there are 31k skydivers in the US? 1k are chicks? Hell a woman can come to your DZ with a peg leg 6 toes, one eye, no hair, a hump, fuzzy arms and leaking fluids from all the wrong places and half the guys at the DZ would stop think for a second and lay some serious moves on her. "So is that peg leg of yours....designer?" "May I rub lotion on your hump?" "Fuzzy arms, oh baby,,,,,i love them fuzzy arms!" Brother please! Skydiving ranks right up there with engineering school for overinflating womens ego! I mean really! Engineering school 5 (2 are lesbians, one is married, one is massive and the other HATES MEN!) girls per 100 dudeds? Is it any better on average at any DZ you know of? All hanging out looking for tail at a DZ does is make you into an animal, a weapon. You get use to getting shot down in a high end environment that your average chick (AC) at your average bar doesn't staned a chance in hell. AC shoots you down, you twist on your feet and hit on her best friend right in front of her and call her chubby....she won't know what hit her....because all of a sudden...she wants to know why you don't feel any pain? Simple because you as the human meet sicle just spent 4 hours competing with 15 other guys hitting on a girl witha lazy eye and a peg leg! Now a girl who walk away from the DZ / engineering school and want to play in the "real world" on now that's fun to watch! That's like watching a dwarf try and run the 100m dash! Combined with this: Quote Ladies help out a brother! shah269 Is simply hilarious!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
