skymama 37 #1 November 22, 2010 Seeing this photo in a KMart flyer just about brought a tear to my eye. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #2 November 22, 2010 Now get in there and make me a sammich'! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 November 22, 2010 Quote Seeing this photo in a KMart flyer just about brought a tear to my eye. Anything funny would break the forum rules - so - No.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyer2100 0 #4 November 22, 2010 "Just in case you thought you had it better when you were a kid" "Even from a small child little Bobby was p_ssy whipped" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 November 22, 2010 "Yes, my daddy has always called me 'Princess'. Now keep sweeping, Biotch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #6 November 22, 2010 and when you're done with that, the Easy Bake Oven needs fixing.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #7 November 22, 2010 "Our House is a very very fine house" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 November 22, 2010 "We are $200,000 upside down since we refied and bought my car, your big 4x4, and the boat...do you think we should let the bank have it and foreclose?" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #9 November 22, 2010 Quote"Our House is a very very fine house" [Her]. . . and that is what she said. [33rpm record played at 78) Whenthejones'nextdoorheardaboutititallwentweirdandtenshestartedcrying [/record player]blah blah blah [Him] - Fuck.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 22, 2010 Something's wrong with that picture "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #11 November 22, 2010 "My mommy told me to train them at the beginning, or they'll walk all over you!". That's my story & I'm sticking w/it!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #12 November 22, 2010 Next time, I'm calling if I'm going to be late. OR "And theee, thiss isth how I want MY house to look, just imaging Parkay floorth, and ohhhhhh - they thweepo tho nithe!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 November 22, 2010 "I don't give a fuck if yer friends are out riding their Harley's , Sweep that floor ya Bitch....." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #14 November 23, 2010 her: sure you can go skydiving,... after the floor is swept, the oven cleaned, the laundry done, and you give me a giant 'O' him. yes hunnyCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 November 23, 2010 Ride the other one bitch, I'm using this one! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #16 November 23, 2010 QuoteRide the other one bitch, I'm using this one! Great minds - I was just going to say - make me a sammich or this new car of yours gets thrown out in the rain!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 November 23, 2010 That's the last time I hock the Hoover for crank money! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #18 November 23, 2010 Step 2 neat and tidy cottage Step 3 Let her go shopping Step 4 Turn aon the game and have the guys over for the beer festI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 November 23, 2010 Now watch one more time...THIS is how a broom works.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 November 23, 2010 "Okay, since you're wearin' the little schoolgirl outfit for me I'll swing the broom today...but tomorrow you wear the maid's outfit again!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 November 23, 2010 No Austin you are NOT going skydiving, finish the floor and then get on the windows! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 November 23, 2010 Quote No Austin you are NOT going skydiving, finish the floor and then get on the windows! Yes Dear. Man, she told me I could still Skydive - now that we're married - WTF? FIFYI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #23 November 23, 2010 "Hey, Big boy! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 November 23, 2010 "what a nice guy... i hope he finishes sweeping before my b/f gets here." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #25 November 23, 2010 I'm gonna make like Harry Potter and fly away from this witch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
