Guinness drink recipies

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So, im bored, drinking, and cruising DZ.com and I noticed out of all the alcohol.. erm, SKYDIVERS here noone has compiled a list of drink recipes especially those involving guinness! (at least i tried searching and came up with nothing) so here goes, ive tried most all of these and invented a few, at least to my knowledge that is


(all these recipies guinness is floated on the other ingredient unless specified)

BLACK AND TAN
1/2 pint guinness
1/2 pint bass ale


BLACK VELVET
1/2 guinness
1/2 champagne (or cider, usually woodcuck)

BLACK CASTLE
1/2 guinness
1/2 smithwicks

IRISH CAR BOMB
1 pint guinness
1/2 shot jamesons whiskey
1/2 shot bailes creme floated on whiskey
drop shot in pint, chug.

GUINNESS SHANDY (havent tried this one, yet)
1/2 guinness
1/2 lemonade

BLACK BASTARD(came up with this one)
1/2 guinness
1/2 arrogant bastard ale

DARK CHOCOLATE(invented this as well, cant rember the choc stout, lol))
1/2 guinness
1/2 chocolate stout

SOMETHING I JUST CAME UP WITH (needs a name)
1/2 guinness
1/2 dr pepper


this is just a tentative list, if yall have any other suggestions definately let me know!

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[ryoder 1,590]

Why would anyone pollute a perfectly good Guinness with something else???

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[skyrider 0]

Ohhh Mmmmmyyy Gaaaawwwwd (said in my best valley girl voice)

I can't Stand Guiness, if it was the only beer on earth, I'd stop drinking!

[Ryye 0]

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Ohhh Mmmmmyyy Gaaaawwwwd (said in my best valley girl voice)

I can't Stand Guiness, if it was the only beer on earth, I'd stop drinking!

+1

I absolutely cannot stand Guinness. I had an Irish Car Bomb not too long ago and it just totally ruined my night!

Although, I cannot talk smack because I like Bud Light Lime

Some of the greatest accomplishments were done by people too stupid to know they were impossible.

[skyrider 0]

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Ohhh Mmmmmyyy Gaaaawwwwd (said in my best valley girl voice)

I can't Stand Guiness, if it was the only beer on earth, I'd stop drinking!

+1

I absolutely cannot stand Guinness. I had an Irish Car Bomb not too long ago and it just totally ruined my night!

Although, I cannot talk smack because I like Bud Light Lime

Created to combat Carona drinkers, that buy a beer that taste so bad , they have to addd favor to it!

[Andy9o8 2]

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Ohhh Mmmmmyyy Gaaaawwwwd (said in my best valley girl voice)

I can't Stand Guiness, if it was the only beer on earth, I'd stop drinking!

I like Guinness because you can chew it. A meal in a glass.

[skyrider 0]

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Ohhh Mmmmmyyy Gaaaawwwwd (said in my best valley girl voice)

I can't Stand Guiness, if it was the only beer on earth, I'd stop drinking!

I like Guinness because you can chew it. A meal in a glass.

Generally speaking, If I am chewing my beer, it turns out to be my dinner from earlier....Vurps Suck...

[plorensen 0]

Irish car bombs are pretty good but you have to pound them otherwise they curdle up

[skyrider 0]

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Irish car bombs are pretty good but you have to pound them otherwise they curdle up

For some reason, that sounds Kinky....

But then, many things do to me!

[airtwardo 7]

I noticed out of all the alcohol.. erm, SKYDIVERS here noone has compiled a list of drink recipes

Ya noticed that did ya?

That's because if ya need a 'recipe' to drink, you picked the wrong sport.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skyrider 0]

ROFL....It is the New Gaurd....

[mutumbo 0]

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I noticed out of all the alcohol.. erm, SKYDIVERS here noone has compiled a list of drink recipes

Ya noticed that did ya?

That's because if ya need a 'recipe' to drink, you picked the wrong sport.

LOL. dont get me wrong i still love a pint of straight up guinness, but i get bored drinking the exact same thing day in and out, haha

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[Scratch 0]

Ingredients:

Bacon, cut into 1/2" peices
Beef stock
Bouquet garni
Carrots, sliced
Coarse salt
Dark brown sugar
Flour
Guiness beer
Lean stewing beef cubed 1-1/2
Onion chopped
Pepper
Red wine vinegar
Vegetable oil
White onions, peeled

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Dry the cubes of beef with paper towels.
Return the beef, along with its juices to the casserole.
Cover.
Bake 1-1/2-2 hours, stirring occasionally.
Stir in the flour, cook for 2-3 min.- do not let the flour burn.
Heat oil in a heavy casserole which will fit into the oven and go on top of the stove, add the bacon.
Fry until browned, drain the bacon on paper towels.
Bring to a boil.
Add the chopped onions, brown lightly.
Brown in the bacon drippings, remove the beef.
Add the bacon, carrots, white onions, stock, guiness, sugar, vinegar, bouquet, salt & pepper.
Serve warm.

There you go. A variation on a theme.

[skyrider 0]

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I noticed out of all the alcohol.. erm, SKYDIVERS here noone has compiled a list of drink recipes

Ya noticed that did ya?

That's because if ya need a 'recipe' to drink, you picked the wrong sport.

LOL. dont get me wrong i still love a pint of straight up guinness, but i get bored drinking the exact same thing day in and out, haha

Me too, I cut back from a case a day of Bud, to just an 18 pack....

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I noticed out of all the alcohol.. erm, SKYDIVERS here noone has compiled a list of drink recipes

Ya noticed that did ya?

That's because if ya need a 'recipe' to drink, you picked the wrong sport.

LOL. dont get me wrong i still love a pint of straight up guinness, but i get bored drinking the exact same thing day in and out, haha

Me too, I cut back from a case a day of Bud, to just an 18 pack....

yeah i dont see how people can d the same thing every single day, ya gotta have some variety in there!

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[Zep 0]

STUCCO
Guinness and peanuts

Gone fishing

[SkyBastard 0]

christ. you are a sick sick man.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[shropshire 0]

Real Drink ....

Take a pint glass then add..
1/2 pint Guinness
and
1/2 pint Guinness


Job done - dont fuck with what you dont understand

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Butters 0]

Guinness is to dark beer what Budweiser, Miller, etc... is to light beer.

PS: Try New Holland Dragon’s Milk.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[justme12001 0]

Mackeson Triple Stout is one of my favorites, but its always a good day for a Guinness :)

[airtwardo 7]

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Real Drink ....

Take a pint glass then add..
1/2 pint Guinness
and
1/2 pint Guinness


Job done - dont fuck with what you dont understand

No more calls folks...we have a winner!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[normiss 800]

I came in here expecting Beef in Guinness, Fish and Chips made with Guinness....RECIPES!

[ryoder 1,590]

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Real Drink ....

Take a pint glass then add..
1/2 pint Guinness
and
1/2 pint Guinness

Job done - dont fuck with what you dont understand

No more calls folks...we have a winner!

Agreed.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[david3 0]

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I like Guinness because you can chew it. A meal in a glass.

Liquid bread.

[airtwardo 7]

Parolee party punch:
Equal parts...Guinness, Mad Dog & Meth.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~