mutumbo 0 #26 November 18, 2010 Quote What could possibly go wrong? dammit! thats the one i was gonna post, its my personal fav. and written on the back of my helmet! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #27 November 18, 2010 ill drive, im not as think as you drunk i am Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Programmer 0 #28 November 18, 2010 4. I've been working all day while you were sitting home with the kids. Why isn't my supper ready? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 November 18, 2010 Quote4. I've been working all day while you were sitting home with the kids. Why isn't my supper ready? Or: Honey, I'm home! Where's my steak dinner?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 1 #30 November 18, 2010 Oh yeah, it's her, watching MEWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #31 November 18, 2010 Quote Before impending death. List them... I'll start: 1. Hold my beer, watch this! 2. No guts, no glory! 3. Yes (answering wife's question about her ass being fat) 4. have fun! FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? Ah well, fuck it.... 4. Oh shit 5. Hmmmm what does this button do? 6. You said your husband was out of town!There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 November 18, 2010 "Hey Divot you swoop the 4way" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 November 18, 2010 Quote"Hey Divot you swoop the 4way" Come On, What is the worst that can happen!?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #34 November 19, 2010 Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something great. --Last words of Pancho VillaThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #35 November 19, 2010 Quote Before impending death. List them... I'll start: 1. Hold my beer, watch this! 2. No guts, no glory! 3. Yes (answering wife's question about her ass being fat) 4. have fun! FUCK! I wasted my 30,000th post on this??? Ah well, fuck it.... 4. Oh shit 5. Hmmmm what does this button do? 6. "TAKE PICTURES!!!!" Reported by some Brits at a Scare-us-Valley boogie some years ago to be the last words of someone "back Home" just above the deck about to "GO IN" just past the packing area. SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #36 November 19, 2010 I've been smoking for 30 years, hasn't hurt me yet!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fendor1369 0 #37 November 19, 2010 Being in the military I here this stuff allot just before someone chops off a finger, This will be cool... I bet you I can... I don’t need (insert piece of protective equipment)... Its only 1/2 a block of C4... Black powder is almost like det cord...John - D.S 1313 "I'll jump it, Np. It's all good" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #38 November 19, 2010 "No, no, cut the blue wire." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #39 November 19, 2010 Quote"No, no, cut the blue wire." "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...". "Don't touch the red button!" Gee, that's a cute tattoo. It's fireproof. What does this button do? Are you sure the power is off? Pull the pin and count to what? Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep. No, he doesn’t bite?. Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. .. You look just like Charles Manson Let it down slowly. and my other favorite. . . So, you're a cannibal. . . look ma! no hands! I'll hold it and you light the fuseThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #40 November 19, 2010 "What the fuc..." - mayor of Hiroshima (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #41 November 19, 2010 No one post after me so I can have the last word.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #42 November 19, 2010 Quote No one post after me so I can have the last word.... as you wishSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #43 November 19, 2010 Quote Quote No one post after me so I can have the last word.... as you wish dammit!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #44 November 19, 2010 You Hells Angels are just a bunch of overgrown pussies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #45 November 19, 2010 Hey do those biker jackets come in men's sizes? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #46 November 19, 2010 Whiell we are on the theme... Hey Honey, Take a picture of me sitting on this parked Harley! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #47 November 19, 2010 Quote Whiell we are on the theme... Hey Honey, Take a picture of me sitting on this parked Harley! or ..... It's OK, Honey. I'll just attach this note to the motorcycle with my name, address, phone number and insurance information. or ... Dam! I just accidentally "tapped" the one on the end and they all went down like dominoes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #48 November 19, 2010 so far, so good... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #49 November 19, 2010 "But your sister loves this position. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #50 November 19, 2010 I'm not scared of a little spider I'll be fine I have an AADYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
