the aliens are attacking

[SkyBastard 0]

to defend yourself you must grab whatever is immediately to your right as a weapon and whatever is immediately to your left as a shield.

i have a cup as my weapon and a hospital calling wand thing as my shield. i'm fucked basically.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[d_squared431 0]

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to defend yourself you must grab whatever is immediately to your right as a weapon and whatever is immediately to your left as a shield.

i have a cup as my weapon and a hospital calling wand thing as my shield. i'm fucked basically.

I have a diet soda, remote controls

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[NWFlyer 2]

Well, my weapon of a can koozy isn't going to do much good unless the aliens are armed only with Nerf guns.

But I think my work laptop will make a fine shield.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[davjohns 1]

Para Ordnance .45 with silencer and TV remote.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Heatmiser 0]

Pepper shaker for a weapon, and my 15 year old daughter as a shield.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[cavscout73 0]

coors light as a weapon and a marlboro light as a shield ... talk about basically fucked unless aliens like beer and cigarettes

[SkyBastard 0]

which side is the para ordnance on because, well you know that's going to suck balls as a shield.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[skyrider 0]

38 pistol on my left, budwieser on my right...I'm good to go!

[Phillbo 11]

single malt scotch to my right and a 9 year old chihuahua to my left....


I have a feeling the chihuahua is going to hate thursdays :)

[skydiverbry 0]

Got a Microsoft office text book in my left hand and a ashtray in the right hand!


I am prepared



Bry

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[skybill 22]

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Para Ordnance .45 with silencer and TV remote.

Hi dj,
With the .45 I don't think the remote would be necessary, maybe an extra clip or two.

The .45 is a good choice. In "Rules for a Gun Fight" by Drill Sgt (E-7) Joe Fricks, USA
Rule #24. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4"

SCR-2034, SCS-680

III%,
Deli-out

[skyrider 0]

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Para Ordnance .45 with silencer and TV remote.

Hi dj,
With the .45 I don't think the remote would be necessary, maybe an extra clip or two.

The .45 is a good choice. In "Rules for a Gun Fight" by Drill Sgt (E-7) Joe Fricks, USA
Rule #24. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4"

I like the smaller pistols, more accurate...

[LongWayToFall 0]

22oz glass filled with Green Flash Imperial IPA on my right, a slice of cosco take and bake pizza on the left.

My tactic: Hit alien in the face with pizza, delaying him long enough to chug the beer. Even in death, I refuse to waste a beer as delicious as this one.

[Unstable 9]

A Graphing Calculator to my left, a few mechanical pencils to my right, and I'm surrounded by small asian people here at the library at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe I can hide behind them.

=========Shaun ==========

[shropshire 0]

Condom packet (empty) and some tissues.

I guess I'm fucked too.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[SkyBastard 0]

you forgot to mention all the copies of 'big N spunky' laying about the place. to be honest those alone are probably enough to ward off unwanted visitors,

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[MikeJD 0]

Folded up newspaper on my left, and a handheld Dustbuster on my right.

So if they're really teensy aliens I might be ok. I can alternately swat them and then vacuum up.

But if they're Signs-type aliens, I guess I'd be better off with a glass of water and a baseball bat.

[BillyVance 34]

Old authentic police issue night stick and three cats. The stick is my defense. The cats is my offense. Just grab and throw at them.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 226]

I have a 65 MM, Cap Action, breach loading, magazine fed, bottle of water as a weapon, and an empty stainless steel coffee cup as a shield.

FML!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[coconutmonkey 0]

A M9, 9mm, with 3 full mags on right and IBA (Improved Body Armor) with Kevlar helmet and 4 extra mags on left.... Sux to be in Afghanistan, don't think aliens would bother here

Hearts & Minds
2 to the Heart-
1 to the Mind-
Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range

[airtwardo 7]

40 pound dog as a weapon...120 pound dog as a shield.

...think I'll switch the pups around!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[DanG 1]

Just turn around and face the other way.

- Dan G

[airtwardo 7]

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Just turn around and face the other way.

DOH...thanks!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[quade 4]

Pilot G-2 because, hey, it's mightier than a sword.
Box of Kleenex. I figure I'll just blow my nose and then wipe it on the alien. He's not going to have any biological defenses against it so he'll die and maybe infect the rest of his species too.

H.G. gets the credit for that defense though.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[turtlespeed 226]

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Pilot G-2 because, hey, it's mightier than a sword.
Box of Kleenex. I figure I'll just blow my nose and then wipe it on the alien. He's not going to have any biological defenses against it so he'll die and maybe infect the rest of his species too.

H.G. gets the credit for that defense though.

What a sexist thing to say - what if the invaders are all females on PMS?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun