shah269 0 #1 November 4, 2010 Wow there goes all the fun! http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/11/04/tf.inappropriate.places.to.flirt/index.html?hpt=C2 Earlier this week, a juror in a Connecticut murder trial was chastised by the judge for passing a note to the court marshal asking him for a date. After being alerted to the note, the judge told the juror he was a "'romantic at heart," but not in the courtroom, and said sending the note was a "g------ dumb thing to do." Obviously, there are appropriate places for flirting and a murder trial isn't one of them. Here are 10 more dumb places to play a game of "pick-up." The Frisky: 10 tips to finding your match 1. A hospital waiting room A hospital waiting room is prime breeding ground for anxiety. People are anxious about tests they're about to take, results they're about to be given, and all the things they could be doing in the hour(s) they're sitting there waiting for these unpleasant affairs. Anxiety is not the emotion you want in play when you make your move. 2. The gym With all those hot bodies in skimpy clothes, the gym may seem like an ideal pick-up joint, but for a lot of people, the last thing they want to deal with is someone hitting on them when they're dripping with sweat and dying to finish their third mile on the treadmill so they can shower and get home. Your best bet is to catch your crush on her way out or use your gym connection to say "hi" if you see him or her "out in the wild." The Frisky: 10 celeb ladies who have starred in underwear ads 3. A funeral Come on, now; that's just tacky. 4. A job interview If you must, grab a business card and send a friendly e-mail after the job is filled, but don't blow your shot -- at the job or a date -- by making googly eyes during the interview. 5. In the underwear section of a department store You should probably at least have dinner together before you know what kind of underwear the other prefers. The Frisky: 11 women we want to run for president 6. In line for the bathroom Look, no one feels sexy with a full bladder. Catch her on the way out when she's had a chance to relieve herself and apply a little lip gloss. The Frisky: 10 celebrities who hate totally random stuff 7. Your therapy appointment You're there to fix your problems, not make more of them. 8. A parent-teacher conference There are far better ways to embarrass your kid (and yourself) than hitting on his/her teacher. Keep things professional at least until the end of the school year when a potential relationship wouldn't be a conflict of interest. 9. On a date with someone else Even if your date is a bust and you both know it, you'll be the cad who has no clue about social etiquette if you make a move on someone else. You can always go back after you bid your date farewell and see if your dream girl is still there. The Frisky: 12 celebs who denied getting breast implants 10. At work Office romance is an oxymoron. You may meet the love of your life at work, but keep things professional for everyone and leave the flirting for after-hours.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #2 November 4, 2010 If you are successfull who cares. But the court thing could be bad if the judge sites you for content or declares a mistrial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 November 4, 2010 You forgot one.... the confessional booth at a catholic church. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 November 4, 2010 Quote You forgot one.... the confessional booth at a catholic church. Acceptable, if you are under 14, you'll likely score! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 November 4, 2010 #4 is all me! It's the best I'm ever going to look and well if she's cute....why the hell not!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #6 November 4, 2010 Quote Quote You forgot one.... the confessional booth at a catholic church. Acceptable, if you are under 14, you'll likely score! I believe this one is against the forum rules."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 November 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You forgot one.... the confessional booth at a catholic church. Acceptable, if you are under 14, you'll likely score! I believe this one is against the forum rules. Ohh Jeeezus, one in every crowd...It is a fucking JOKE , Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 November 4, 2010 Oh by the way, #2 - the gym... You'd be surprised what goes on at the gym. Buddy of mine used to work at one. Locker room trysts between men and women were a common occurrence, especially late at night when the gym wasn't busy!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chutem 0 #9 November 4, 2010 OBGYN office probably should have been on the list. James Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 4, 2010 Quote OBGYN office probably should have been on the list. James Yep! Unfortunately, there have been cases of inappropriate behavior and unwanted attention between male ob-gyns and their patients."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #11 November 4, 2010 I would have thought I'd thought of this right away..but the other thread reminded me... "Porn Set" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 5, 2010 Quote 3. A funeral Come on, now; that's just tacky. ...but you know she's single. 11. the free clinic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #13 November 5, 2010 Quote You forgot one.... the confessional booth at a catholic church. The Morgue too? www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #14 November 5, 2010 A few years ago a juror was convicted for having an affair with the defendant in a murder trial in Vancouver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #15 November 5, 2010 Well, we had a DA fairly close to where I live that thought he could pick up women who had been abused. I guess he thought they would be available or something. He also invited one to an autopsy for a "first date." You can't make this up"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #16 November 5, 2010 i dont see the problem with any of those places Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #17 November 5, 2010 Quote 8. A parent-teacher conference There are far better ways to embarrass your kid (and yourself) than hitting on his/her teacher. Keep things professional at least until the end of the school year when a potential relationship wouldn't be a conflict of interest. Cheach, care to comment?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #18 November 5, 2010 Quote Cheach, care to comment? Cheach is currently indisposed Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 November 5, 2010 Quote Quote Cheach, care to comment? Cheach is currently indisposed It doesn't get much stranger than Cheach being hit on by the poker dealer via cell phone pic of his wang sent to her phone! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #20 November 5, 2010 now that's impressive!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 November 5, 2010 Quote via cell phone pic of his wang sent to her phone! I've been married a long time (quite happily, thanks) so I just gotta ask, does that kind of stuff ever, ever work?I sure wouldn't do that if I was trying to get a date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #22 November 5, 2010 Quote Quote via cell phone pic of his wang sent to her phone! I've been married a long time (quite happily, thanks) so I just gotta ask, does that kind of stuff ever, ever work?I sure wouldn't do that if I was trying to get a date. Some chicks might screw you for it, but those aint the kinda chicks you wanna 'date' (read: screw) for too long."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #23 November 5, 2010 Quote Some chicks might screw you for it, but those aint the kinda chicks you wanna 'date' (read: screw) for too long. What he said Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 November 5, 2010 Hey, just thought of a bad place to flirt . . . in a Bridal Shop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #25 November 5, 2010 Quote Hey, just thought of a bad place to flirt . . . in a Bridal Shop. That's a good idea. Maybe you can get an invite to the bachelorette party! I like your thinkingSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
