My grandmother is sharp as a tack

[mghanco 0]

My parents recently told my grandmother about my new hobby of skydiving. It wasn't any surprise to her as she recounted a story about taking me with her to her beautician's house. Ofcourse me and the beautician's son didn't take long to get into trouble by attempting to jump out of the treehouse with grocery bags as our parachutes. He apparently had talked me into jumping at the same time as him and i was going to do it. We were stopped short of jumping with an ass whooping, or as my grandma used to tell me, "Cactus Pete, I am going to break your leg off and beat your dead ass with it." I had completely forgotten about this but now I know I was made for skydiving and hopefully soon base jumping since I was young.

[LongWayToFall 0]

Grandma shoulda made good on your promise, you would probably have a higher survival rate!! haha

[Skyrad 0]

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"Cactus Pete, I am going to break your leg off and beat your dead ass with it."

Damn, don't mess with your Granny she sounds like a Badass!

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