Trick or Treater's

[MikeJD 0]

Not a one. Maybe switching off all the lights and hiding on the floor had something to do with it.

Trouble is, most of the trick or treaters round my way look a bit like this.

[guppykf 0]

Totalled out at 20...is it a good thing that begging for candy is diminishing?? But I do love some of creative costumes.

THRIVING IN MY DASH!!

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Seems like they should be able to abide by the simple rules...

None of them has done a single trick yet.

Ahhh, but they aren't supposed to. Halloween used to be a night of mischief, pranks, and outright vandalism. Then people got the idea of bribing the little gits with candy and other treats. Therefore, Halloween is like a ritualized shakedown, a protection racket like any good mob runs. They come to your door and ask "trick or treat?" instead of saying "You'se gots a real nice place heah, mistuh. It'd be a shame if anyting was ta happen to it."

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I even made one little kid cry because I told him he had taken enough. That was a first!

Good for you. I'm glad you burst his self-centered bubble. His parents should have taught him better.

[skymama 37]

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I'm glad you burst his self-centered bubble.

Thanks! The kid threw himself down on the sidewalk and cried. I wasn't mean, I just used a "mom" voice. I told the boy's mom he could have another piece and she said, "that's ok...his act is part of his costume." I think she was a little embarrassed!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[JohnMitchell 16]

It takes a lot of guidance over a long time to raise good kids, as you well know. Sounds like junior was giving mom some chances to coach-and-counsel.

[TheCaptain 2]

I am not sure how many we had, at times there would be a line 15 people long getting to our front door. We went through $100 in candy the fun size handing out 2 to each and were out of candy by 7:45. There were people out trick or treating past 9PM in our neighborhood

Kirk
He's dead Jim

[Andy9o8 2]

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I wasn't mean, I just used a "mom" voice.

You mean like Joan Crawford used?

[happythoughts 0]

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I'm glad you burst his self-centered bubble.

Thanks! The kid threw himself down on the sidewalk and cried. I wasn't mean, I just used a "mom" voice. I told the boy's mom he could have another piece and she said, "that's ok...his act is part of his costume." I think she was a little embarrassed!

Years ago, it was paper instead of plastic. Snotty kids got a plastic Easter egg full of water. By the time the kid got to the end of the sidewalk, the paper bag was dropping candy and we had a net gain on that kid. ;)

[The_Don 0]

Once again I go back to my old trick.

The paper Pixie Stix, Make sure your hand is down inside their bag, then.. snap! When they get home all their candy is coated in a mess.

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[DeNReN 0]

So I now have enough candy to last me a week or 3 as we bought for 100

[BillyVance 34]

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Where we live, they did trick or treating last night. Not a ton of kids, but we expected that. The ones we did have didnt seem to know the rule that you have to say "trick or treat" for candy, though.

Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

There were a few moms out with their kids Saturday night in the neighborhood my friend lives in. They were the ones dressed like prostitutes, and they were actually hot!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 226]

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Where we live, they did trick or treating last night. Not a ton of kids, but we expected that. The ones we did have didnt seem to know the rule that you have to say "trick or treat" for candy, though.

Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

There were a few moms out with their kids Saturday night in the neighborhood my friend lives in. They were the ones dressed like prostitutes, and they were actually hot!

You live in Alabama - You have to be talking about the prostitutes that dress up as moms most of the year.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JohnMitchell 16]

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There were a few moms out with their kids Saturday night in the neighborhood my friend lives in. They were the ones dressed like prostitutes, and they were actually hot!

Hell yeah, moms are hot.

[93zx11 0]

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Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

I know. It's a horrid horrid thing.

now girls 18 and over.... oh baby.

[amstalder 0]

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Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

I know. It's a horrid horrid thing.

now girls 18 and over.... oh baby.

Definitely, I agree.

[BillyVance 34]

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Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

I know. It's a horrid horrid thing.

now girls 18 and over.... oh baby.

Definitely, I agree.

+1 the parents that let their under-18 daughters dress like that need a good look at themselves in the mirror. I was gonna say they need a baseball bat to the gut, but that would be violent.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Btw, saw way too many teenage girls dressed up as slutty Dorothies, vampires, bunnies, etc. I mean really folks, I cant believe so many parents let their kids out of the house the way they did

I know. It's a horrid horrid thing.

now girls 18 and over.... oh baby.

Definitely, I agree.

+1 the parents that let their under-18 daughters dress like that ....

...have a good training program going.

It's TRAINING, Billy!
Geez, you don't expect a kid to turn 18 and be let loose on the world with no training, do you?
Good Moms do their job and train their kids well.

Kudos to the Moms! We need more high quality, well-trained sluts in the world.

Well, I do anyway.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[skymama 37]

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There were a few moms out with their kids Saturday night in the neighborhood my friend lives in.

One mom came with her son to the door and said, "oh, Almond Joy, those are my favorite. Get one of those!" He gave her an ungly look like "don't even think about eating my chocolate". I gave mom her own Almond Joy. She was so happy. I bet she ate it before they got to the next house!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[skyrider 0]

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There were a few moms out with their kids Saturday night in the neighborhood my friend lives in.

One mom came with her son to the door and said, "oh, Almond Joy, those are my favorite. Get one of those!" He gave her an ungly look like "don't even think about eating my chocolate". I gave mom her own Almond Joy. She was so happy. I bet she ate it before they got to the next house!

more than likely the rapper is laying on the sidewalk....