party tonight, jerk off or not to jerk off?

[Jbag 0]

so what do you guys think?

IHYD

[airtwardo 7]

NEVER give a new girl the EASY one!


ETA: Post # 666 for you!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[jtnesbitt 0]

Unless you are worried about getting with someone you would later regret getting with then i recommend going locked and loaded.

"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero

[skycamefalling 0]

I say go locked and loaded also. She might need a good facial.

Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead.
And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore.

[jonstark 8]

I don't get it...

You're not good for more than once?!

[base1325 0]

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so what do you guys think?

Just ask your date what he plans on doing

[Jbag 0]

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I don't get it...

You're not good for more than once?!

you bastard making me break 666 posts :P....

it recovers quick, very quick, but you have a different sex drive depending on how horny you are....trying to figure out to be conservative or go full

and screw you 1235, suck my balls!

IHYD

[JohnMitchell 16]

How good looking are the women going to be, and how low do you want to go?

I say save it up and really impress her. OTOH, then she'll know it's been years since you've been with a woman that doesn't have a valve stem.

[airtwardo 7]

... it's been years since you've been with a woman that doesn't have a valve stem.

I'm stealin' THAT line!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Jbag 0]

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How good looking are the women going to be, and how low do you want to go?

I say save it up and really impress her. OTOH, then she'll know it's been years since you've been with a woman that doesn't have a valve stem.

im just waiting another 2yrs =D

IHYD

[theonlyski 8]

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and screw you 1235, suck my balls!

Yeah, thats going to make him stop making gay jokes.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[base1325 0]

And here is the lucky lady http://failblog.org/2010/10/22/epic-fail-videos-roller-coaster-vomit-fail/

[jf951 1]

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And here is the lucky lady http://failblog.org/2010/10/22/epic-fail-videos-roller-coaster-vomit-fail/

"have you ever made a chick puke with ur dick, i have"

Jump more, Bitch less.

[airtwardo 7]

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And here is the lucky lady http://failblog.org/2010/10/22/epic-fail-videos-roller-coaster-vomit-fail/

"have you ever made a chick puke with ur dick, i have"

What were YOU doin' with HIS dick?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Jbag 0]

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And here is the lucky lady http://failblog.org/2010/10/22/epic-fail-videos-roller-coaster-vomit-fail/

"have you ever made a chick puke with ur dick, i have"

oh god, i dont remember this, how intoxicated was i?!?!?!?!?!

IHYD

[jf951 1]

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And here is the lucky lady http://failblog.org/2010/10/22/epic-fail-videos-roller-coaster-vomit-fail/

"have you ever made a chick puke with ur dick, i have"

oh god, i dont remember this, how intoxicated was i?!?!?!?!?!

haha that was a phenomenal quote from a good friend when he found out i plowed a squirter, he s was envious to say the least and of all things to respond with he said "yeah, well have you ever made a chick puke with ur dick, i have!" hahaha he had quick reflexes and made sure to keep his junk clean.

Jump more, Bitch less.

[tbrown 26]

Rubbing one out in advance has long been recognized as a way of helping guys last longer. You wouldn't want her to think you're an overexcited little boy, now would you ?

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[Jbag 0]

not worried about being a little boy ;)

IHYD

[skyrider 0]

Just tell her , Lets start with a BJ, then the whole night will be better for both of us!"