iluvtofly 0 #1 October 20, 2010 Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 October 20, 2010 You owe me a new keyboard. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #3 October 20, 2010 that was great!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 October 20, 2010 Why? You were wearing your "Birthday Suit"...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 October 20, 2010 Quote Why? You were wearing your "Birthday Suit"...... Not always real pretty...at MY age the wrapping paper ain't real 'tight'. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,445 #6 October 20, 2010 But at least when men's dangly bits dangle lower it's considered to be a good thing Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 October 20, 2010 Quote But at least when men's dangly bits dangle lower it's considered to be a good thing Wendy P. Not when ya tighten the legstraps! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #8 October 20, 2010 Quote Quote But at least when men's dangly bits dangle lower it's considered to be a good thing Wendy P. Not when ya tighten the legstraps! Just wear a piece of paracord around your waist, and tuck them in there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 October 20, 2010 Quote Quote Quote But at least when men's dangly bits dangle lower it's considered to be a good thing Wendy P. Not when ya tighten the legstraps! Just wear a piece of paracord around your waist, and tuck them in there. Pull up cord tied around the ankle works better. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #11 October 21, 2010 I always thought you were a female. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #12 October 21, 2010 QuoteI always thought you were a female. Don Gay marriage is allowed in a few states now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #13 October 21, 2010 Quote Quote I always thought you were a female. Don Gay marriage is allowed in a few states now. She lives in Georgia.....what do you think the law is Turtle? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #14 October 21, 2010 QuoteQuoteI always thought you were a female. Don Gay marriage is allowed in a few states now. and if you catch it at the right time, some states will allow it for a couple weeks out of the year...like bridge day :P *cough**california**cough*IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #15 October 21, 2010 You know it is funny the way these jokes make the rounds. It has been a while since I have heard that one. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 October 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I always thought you were a female. Don Gay marriage is allowed in a few states now. She lives in Georgia.....what do you think the law is Turtle? Did she not just get back from another state?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #17 October 21, 2010 I hope it wasn't Alabama. You know, they sleep with their sister there! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
