Roller Derby Stage Name

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Well, at least in Roller Derby, nobody died.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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No. Rollerball was more about good versus evil, Whip It is about a girl and her mom.

I was asking for "the sport", not "the movie". But yeah it seems the sports are pretty much related.

Except "Rollerball" (the first one with James Cann, not the remake) was a totally invented sport that loosely was based on roller derby with many added and much more violent elements.

By contrast, Roller Derby was real, then about as real as professional wrestling and now it's pretty much back to real again.

Was extraordinarily popular in my home in the early 1960s. By that time it was as fake as professional wrestling, but damn did my mom love to watch it. LA had it's own team; The LA T-Birds. From my point of view, they had about the same win/loss record as the Harlem Globetrotters. Seemed to me that whoever the "home team" was won and whoever the visiting team was lost. Always a good show though. Oh, and it wasn't just women. They played men's, women's and mixed as I recalled. They also had "grudge matches" based on some foul or something that always seems to involve quite a bit of cheating like the coach of the bad guy team whacking one of the other players over the head with a folding chair.

Did I say "Rollerball" was more violent?

Well, at least in Roller Derby, nobody died.

I actually like the original one, it was pretty cool! The big huge guy with the handle bar mustache was awsome, till he died :(

yeah she didnt like any of my suggestions for names, lol.

Chesty Laroo
Busty St claire
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Hooty McBoob

(bonus points if you know where those REALLY came from)

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It's not that I didn't like them, those are just the names that you always use for random stuff... I feel like I'd be stealing from ya.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

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It's not that I didn't like them, those are just the names that you always use for random stuff... I feel like I'd be stealing from ya.

I dont need your pity!

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
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yea yea yea... whatever. I think I may run with the whole use-a-canopy-in-the-name idea. I like Stiletto. or maybe even Diablo. Twattie Diablo.

and when I hear the names Chesty LaRoo or Tits Magee, I think of a woman with some mighty fine HUGE tits. and that's not me. compensation much?

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

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Soooo.... I've been training for roller derby and here soon I'll be allowed to actually compete in bouts. The big thing, however, is I NEED A STAGE NAME! And it's gotta be all tough and sound like I could actually do bodily harm, or something like that. I'm having trouble coming up with a name though! Anybody have any suggestions? Extra points for being able to incorporate TWAT.

Stiletto Twat Stomper

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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good call VectorBoy!

Its nothing brilliant. Just marketing.

You don't think anybody will buy a canopy named . . .. "lethal to the unexperienced" do you?

That might actually appeal to a certain market segment.


Hey, for the name, how about Twattie Safire? You could French up the pronunciation to "Sah-fear-r-r".

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ooooh la la! that does sound kinda awesome.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

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yea yea yea... whatever. I think I may run with the whole use-a-canopy-in-the-name idea. I like Stiletto. or maybe even Diablo. Twattie Diablo.

Oh please, just for me . . . Diablo Twattie.

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big fan, I take it?

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

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big fan, I take it?

better do what he says!. . . .hes a greenie! lol

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big fan, I take it?

Sort of a fan, sort of insanely jealous, sort of don't believe the hype surrounding her personal story, but still appreciate it. Sort of amazed by her first script sales regardless of whether or not people actually talk that way.

I like it for a lot of reasons, but I'm probably the only person that would think it's funny here.

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I'm surprised Wendy Faulkner hasn't piped up in here. She has some experience with roller derby, but I think it was just as a halloween costume thing.

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wow. can't believe i didn't think of that prior! Velocity probably won't work, many others already. Blade is a possibility. as is stiletto. nothing remotely similar to crossfire or safire. I think I like Twattie Stiletto. or Twattie Dagger. good call VectorBoy!

Twattie Blade and Twattie Stiletto and Twattie Dagger all scare me.

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Twattie Beaverhausen

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yea yea yea... whatever. I think I may run with the whole use-a-canopy-in-the-name idea. I like Stiletto. or maybe even Diablo. Twattie Diablo.

Oh please, just for me . . . Diablo Twattie.

Got bad news for ya!! I've been researching all the names listed on here, for the most part, and I won't be able to use like any. Diablo is a name used in my league, so I won't be able to use that at all. HOWEVER! I think I've finally come up with a name. Dina Might Killya.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

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Dina Might Killya.

Nice!

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Soooo.... I've been training for roller derby and here soon I'll be allowed to actually compete in bouts. The big thing, however, is I NEED A STAGE NAME! And it's gotta be all tough and sound like I could actually do bodily harm, or something like that. I'm having trouble coming up with a name though! Anybody have any suggestions? Extra points for being able to incorporate TWAT.

Hi Lady D,
"Thunder Twat" "Super Twat' "Twat-sa-licious!!"

SCR-2034, SCS-680

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I just realized I haven't posted the official update! I passed my tryouts and finally was able to "copyright" my name and number (you can't have anything similar to anyone else). So, here's the end product.

Islamay Q Scream! my number is 2nite.

I have my first official bout this saturday. I'll post some pictures on here soon. and links to video.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL