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I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far.

More details will come out soon.



Was there a shotgun involved?


Sadly no...

Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around.[:/]

:D
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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My better half is a stay at home mom, and I live close to work, so when the kids are in school...lunch is for loving. We don't have to be quiet, and we can use the couch too. Early 50's now, cycling fitness with 3000-miles/yr, and now relying on that blue pill when there's real work to do. She's in her mid 40's, lean and fit, and slippery when wet. We're pushing past twenty years together. As a previous poster said, teamwork makes it work.


Lucky you brother lucky you.
I'm the youngest person in my Yoga class. I'm also the only guy most of the time. I also have large ears as evident in my photo and the way some of these 40+ yo women talk about their physical relations with their husbands you would think it were some sort of visit to the dentist or cutting off an arm or a leg with a rusty knife.
If I'm lucky maybe I'll be 50% as lucky as you.
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Here is to hope!
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Congrats!
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Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her.


That's what you get for not being a size 8 or smaller.

On another thought, 8 is just right :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ...

:|

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I made that joke to her... good times!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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^ BTW, that was a joke. ;)



Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee:D


You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6??


Yeah, otherwise you would never get the man of your dreams... shah...
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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^ BTW, that was a joke. ;)



Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee:D


You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6??


No - he;'s saying that he is not too fat for you.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far.

More details will come out soon.



Was there a shotgun involved?


Sadly no...

Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around.[:/]

:D


well there may still be a shotgun involved... [:/] My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?

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well there may still be a shotgun involved... [:/] My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?



Uhh, I aint getting into that fight... I've seen the firepower at your parents disposal.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far.

More details will come out soon.



Was there a shotgun involved?


Sadly no...

Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around.[:/]

:D


well there may still be a shotgun involved... [:/] My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?


That shit sucks!>:(

On a lighter note:

I offered. I wish you would have taken me up on it - i wouldn't have even excersised my right as an English Noble.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far.

More details will come out soon.



Was there a shotgun involved?


Sadly no...

Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around.[:/]

:D


well there may still be a shotgun involved... [:/] My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?


That shit sucks!>:(

On a lighter note:

I offered. I wish you would have taken me up on it - i wouldn't have even excersised my right as an English Noble.:ph34r:


Oh we loved our ceremony! We got married at the courthouse by one of the probate judge's secretaries in a room filled with mount deer and antlers. It was actually very sweet. But if it wouldve been awesome to have you marry us... just had no way to get a marriage license given our schedules. We're happy with the ceremony itself :)

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I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far.

More details will come out soon.



Was there a shotgun involved?


Sadly no...

Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around.[:/]

:D


well there may still be a shotgun involved... [:/] My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome?


Fuck them! It's YOUR wedding, NOT theirs! Hell, you might have just saved them $10-15K for a wedding! :ph34r:

You got what you wanted, that's the important thing. So congratulations! B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there :P




Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me??
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there :P




Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me??


DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn!

All I was promised was pictures!

Honey moon pics - but still - DAAAAAAAmn!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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