theonlyski 8 #226 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #227 September 23, 2010 Congrats! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #228 September 23, 2010 Quote Congrats! Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #230 September 23, 2010 Quote My better half is a stay at home mom, and I live close to work, so when the kids are in school...lunch is for loving. We don't have to be quiet, and we can use the couch too. Early 50's now, cycling fitness with 3000-miles/yr, and now relying on that blue pill when there's real work to do. She's in her mid 40's, lean and fit, and slippery when wet. We're pushing past twenty years together. As a previous poster said, teamwork makes it work. Lucky you brother lucky you. I'm the youngest person in my Yoga class. I'm also the only guy most of the time. I also have large ears as evident in my photo and the way some of these 40+ yo women talk about their physical relations with their husbands you would think it were some sort of visit to the dentist or cutting off an arm or a leg with a rusty knife. If I'm lucky maybe I'll be 50% as lucky as you. Here is to hope! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #231 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote Congrats! Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her. That's what you get for not being a size 8 or smaller. On another thought, 8 is just right ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #232 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Congrats! Wasn't me... apparently I'm too fat for her. That's what you get for not being a size 8 or smaller. On another thought, 8 is just right ... O I made that joke to her... good times!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #233 September 23, 2010 Quote One of our DZ.commers tied the knot today... So we shall see if there is a shut-off... today is day 0 It was me. I'm posting because he's already been shut off. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #234 September 23, 2010 ^ BTW, that was a joke. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #235 September 23, 2010 Quote ^ BTW, that was a joke. Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #236 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote ^ BTW, that was a joke. Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #237 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote ^ BTW, that was a joke. Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6?? Yeah, otherwise you would never get the man of your dreams... shah..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #238 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote ^ BTW, that was a joke. Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6?? Yeah, otherwise you would never get the man of your dreams... shah Ted Bundy... FIFY Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #239 September 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote ^ BTW, that was a joke. Ssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee You saying I had to lock a dude down before I grow outta my size 6?? No - he;'s saying that he is not too fat for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #240 September 23, 2010 You shut him off without marrying him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #241 September 23, 2010 Quote You shut him off without marrying him. I'd never cut off my nose to spite my face. That's some good lovin'. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #242 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #243 September 24, 2010 Quote well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? Uhh, I aint getting into that fight... I've seen the firepower at your parents disposal."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #244 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? That shit sucks!On a lighter note: I offered. I wish you would have taken me up on it - i wouldn't have even excersised my right as an English Noble.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #245 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? That shit sucks!On a lighter note: I offered. I wish you would have taken me up on it - i wouldn't have even excersised my right as an English Noble. Oh we loved our ceremony! We got married at the courthouse by one of the probate judge's secretaries in a room filled with mount deer and antlers. It was actually very sweet. But if it wouldve been awesome to have you marry us... just had no way to get a marriage license given our schedules. We're happy with the ceremony itself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #246 September 24, 2010 Well, CONGRATULATIONS to you both!! I wish you a long and happy marriage filled with lots of love, laughter, happy times and tons of great sex. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #247 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm afraid that info is classified, its a hush-hush thing so far. More details will come out soon. Was there a shotgun involved? Sadly no... Also was no bikini or tux shirts, and without PBR all around. well there may still be a shotgun involved... My parents managed to fully upset me and make me cry on my wedding day. Hows that for awesome? Fuck them! It's YOUR wedding, NOT theirs! Hell, you might have just saved them $10-15K for a wedding! You got what you wanted, that's the important thing. So congratulations! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #248 September 24, 2010 Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #249 September 24, 2010 Quote Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me??"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #250 September 24, 2010 Quote Quote Thank you guys. We are very happy, and look forward to a long and happy marriage. The only way this couldve been better was at a boogie, out of some aircraft with all of you buttholes there Now, I ask again... where are all the drunk sluts you promised me?? DAAAAAAAAAAAAmn! All I was promised was pictures! Honey moon pics - but still - DAAAAAAAmn!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
