RALFFERS 0 #1 September 21, 2010 Alright, I'm really asking for it with this thread (), but... I need a new sig line. My current one has been there for over a year. By now, a lot of you know, or at least have met me personally - so come up with something that fits. Have fun. And no, "DZ.com's pillow bitter" is NOT happening! Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 21, 2010 Quote Alright, I'm really asking for it with this thread (), but... I need a new sig line. My current one has been there for over a year. By now, a lot of you know, or at least have met me personally - so come up with something that fits. Have fun. And no, "DZ.com's pillow bitter" is NOT happening! I suggest anything by Skymama.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote Alright, I'm really asking for it with this thread (), but... I need a new sig line. My current one has been there for over a year. By now, a lot of you know, or at least have met me personally - so come up with something that fits. Have fun. I suggest anything by Skymama.....And no, "DZ.com's pillow bitter" is NOT happening! Hmm, you drew a blank? That's not like you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #4 September 21, 2010 She didn't draw a blank. Look a little closer. She just stuck it in the middle of the "In reply to". Rafflers - You know Airtwardo personally. He's got tons of great quotes on here. Even his dumbest statment is better than anything Divot has ever said "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #5 September 21, 2010 Suddenly I sense I one of Divot's witty comments coming on. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 September 21, 2010 Okay, here you go, I've always liked this one. "What constitutes knowing someone? How long you've known them, or what happened during that time?" - Hugh Hefner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #7 September 21, 2010 Quote Okay, here you go, I've always liked this one. "What constitutes knowing someone? How long you've known them, or what happened during that time?" - Hugh Hefner I like it. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 September 21, 2010 weve never met but heres my favorites. . . the pain has a bad reaction, a blend of fear and passion. . . Tom Delonge I nver wanted to be different, i just wanted to be me -- BME "Only two things in life are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not certain about the former." ~Albert Einstein political power grows from the barrel of a gun-- mao zedong When one person suffers from a delusion its called insanity, when many people suffer from a delusion its called religion"--unknown "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." -- BEN FRANLKIN "To the serfs, religion is true. To the intelligent, religion is false. To the rulers, religion is useful. " Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. - George Sheehan if you dont live for something youll die for nothing-- Jamie Jasta, lead singer for Hatebreed We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget-- "if you tell a big enough lie, and tell it enough, eventually it will become true." -- Adolf Hitler Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something great. --Last words of Pancho Villa If Guns Kill People Then...? Pencils mispell words Cars make people drive drunk Spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat. "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -Thomas Jefferson I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." "Every man dies. Not every man truely lives." All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think, we become." - Buddha "If one man dies its a tragedy; If one million men die, its a statistic." --Stalin Death is the ultimate rush, that’s why mother nature saved it till last. - Steve Morrell edited to remove pointless ones.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTWilliams 0 #9 September 21, 2010 My motto for life: Beer has food value, but food has no beer value Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 September 21, 2010 Nice collection. Here's some more I like . , , Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. – T.S. Eliot It is foolish to fear what you cannot avoid. – Publilius Syrus Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.-- Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 September 21, 2010 Quote I suggest anything by Skymama..... Sometimes I'll see a sig line quoted by me and I think, "what the hell? Where did I say that?" Maybe one of these days I'll learn to keep my naughty thoughts in my head. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #12 September 21, 2010 Quote *** Maybe one of these days I'll learn to keep my naughty thoughts in my head. Now what would be the fun in that?!Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote I suggest anything by Skymama..... Sometimes I'll see a sig line quoted by me and I think, "what the hell? Where did I say that?" Maybe one of these days I'll learn to keep my naughty thoughts in my head. That will be the day you stop drinking wine and you become a glitter lover...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 September 21, 2010 You didnt like my sig line suggestion I pm'd you? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 September 21, 2010 OK-from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of the performer's parties. You had known Twardo and myself for a couple of hours and we told you. "I think we'll just drag you behind a tree and fuck you-it's not like you're gonna run away" It took you a few seconds to decide if you were going to laugh at that one-but you did. That's when we figured out you were going to be OK.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #16 September 21, 2010 Quote OK-from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of the performer's parties. You had known Twardo and myself for a couple of hours and we told you. "I think we'll just drag you behind a tree and fuck you-it's not like you're gonna run away" It took you a few seconds to decide if you were going to laugh at that one-but you did. That's when we figured out you were going to be OK. He laughed until you got to the tree.Now it's easier to laug than it is to cry.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 September 21, 2010 Quote He laughed until you got to the tree. Laugh, squeal-there's really not a big difference.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 September 21, 2010 Quote Sometimes I'll see a sig line quoted by me and I think, "what the hell? Where did I say that?" Most of the time if I'm quoted in a sig line-it's something I said either in person or on the phone. I don't really post anything quote worthy.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote Sometimes I'll see a sig line quoted by me and I think, "what the hell? Where did I say that?" Most of the time if I'm quoted in a sig line-it's something I said either in person or on the phone. I don't really post anything quote worthy. True, that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #20 September 21, 2010 Quote OK-from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of the performer's parties. You had known Twardo and myself for a couple of hours and we told you. "I think we'll just drag you behind a tree and fuck you-it's not like you're gonna run away" It took you a few seconds to decide if you were going to laugh at that one-but you did. That's when we figured out you were going to be OK. Now I just gotta figure out how to turn that into a sig line.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #21 September 21, 2010 Quote My motto for life: Beer has food value, but food has no beer value Similar to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote He laughed until you got to the tree. Laugh, squeal-there's really not a big difference. Not after you finally got the gag on him... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #23 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote He laughed until you got to the tree. Laugh, squeal-there's really not a big difference. Not after you finally got the gag on him... I thought that was Divot . . . AKA "Gag Boy"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote He laughed until you got to the tree. Laugh, squeal-there's really not a big difference. Not after you finally got the gag on him... I thought that was Divot . . . AKA "Gag Boy" He grabs ya by the ears and then yer gagging? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #25 September 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote He laughed until you got to the tree. Laugh, squeal-there's really not a big difference. Not after you finally got the gag on him... I thought that was Divot . . . AKA "Gag Boy" He grabs ya by the ears and then yer gagging? Only if you actually open your eyes and look at him . . . other than that I see no danger.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
