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Oh shit! It's about to go down




Shit, I wish!


I don't like shit when I go down.


No shit, thats why I keep my shit clean. :P


No matter how much you clean it up....it's still shit.


Well shit, I'm trying to please you...


Does it look like I give a shit? ;)


Hey! We're in this shit together!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Oh shit! It's about to go down




Shit, I wish!


I don't like shit when I go down.


No shit, thats why I keep my shit clean. :P


No matter how much you clean it up....it's still shit.


Well shit, I'm trying to please you...


Does it look like I give a shit? ;)


Hey! We're in this shit together!


Dang it....I'm all out of shit to say!

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Oh shit! It's about to go down




Shit, I wish!


I don't like shit when I go down.


No shit, thats why I keep my shit clean. :P


No matter how much you clean it up....it's still shit.


Well shit, I'm trying to please you...


Does it look like I give a shit? ;)


Hey! We're in this shit together!


Dang it....I'm all out of shit to say!


No shit, Skootz! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Oh shit! It's about to go down




Shit, I wish!


I don't like shit when I go down.


No shit, thats why I keep my shit clean. :P


No matter how much you clean it up....it's still shit.


Well shit, I'm trying to please you...


Does it look like I give a shit? ;)


Hey! We're in this shit together!


Dang it....I'm all out of shit to say!


No shit, Skootz! :D


That shit needs more peppers.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Oh shit! It's about to go down



Shit, I wish!


I don't like shit when I go down.


No shit, thats why I keep my shit clean. :P


No matter how much you clean it up....it's still shit.


Well shit, I'm trying to please you...


Does it look like I give a shit? ;)


Hey! We're in this shit together!


Dang it....I'm all out of shit to say!


No shit, Skootz! :D


That shit needs more peppers.


Nah, that shit is spicy
This shit, right here, is OK

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That shit needs more peppers.



Nah, that shit is spicy



So . . wash it down with more beer and get shitty!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No, SAFETY first, as always!

;)



What's this Safety Shit?


I'd give you a practical demonstration if you weren't halfway around the globe!

;)
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shit, I'm at GMT +3, and there aint shit going on here!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!


Well then....lets get this shit started already!

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!


Well then....lets get this shit started already!


Well Shit - looks like I can't afford the whole halfway around the globe ticket right now.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!


Well then....lets get this shit started already!


Well Shit - looks like I can't afford the whole halfway around the globe ticket right now.[:/]


Shitty thats not going to work out for you. Don't you have good shit closer to home thought?

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Ain't nothing this shit can't fix



Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!


Well then....lets get this shit started already!


Well Shit - looks like I can't afford the whole halfway around the globe ticket right now.[:/]


Shitty thats not going to work out for you. Don't you have good shit closer to home thought?


I don't know if it's as good as Fairie's shit though.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Why is everyone still so shitty.....isn't this a new day and should be a new word?


Not for me, it isn't: I've had this day going for a while, I'm GMT -1, and I'm bored beyond belief because even though the PAIN in my tonsils is gone, I'm still too sick to do anything...

So, yes, I'll keep using the word.

;)


Shitty day, huh?

I'd definately take you up on your offer if i wasn't half way around the globe.:)


Hmmm....it looks like this thread has turned to shit. [:/]


You are full of shit!


Well then....lets get this shit started already!


Well Shit - looks like I can't afford the whole halfway around the globe ticket right now.[:/]


Shitty thats not going to work out for you. Don't you have good shit closer to home thought?


I don't know if it's as good as Fairie's shit though.


Fairie's shit is probably pretty good......but I think it's a line of shit that there is nothing as good closer to home.

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yes, if the vibrator is for the back, it can harm the delicate privates!

Sex is like a skydive... both can be fun and both can kill you...
A KISS from Roxxx..."Keep It Simple And Safe,"
Do a Ranch Hand! :)



Look at this shit! The thread is back on topic!

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yes, if the vibrator is for the back, it can harm the delicate privates!

Sex is like a skydive... both can be fun and both can kill you...
A KISS from Roxxx..."Keep It Simple And Safe,"
Do a Ranch Hand! :)



Look at this shit! The thread is back on topic!


I'm shocked at how much shit we're getting away with.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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OH, and the "Ass to Flower" move is gawddamn bullshit... it will cause an infection!

Don't let a drunk bastard put it in any whole available (unless you're into that)...

Also, douches will knock off the balance up in there, drink and masterbate to keep things healthy...
(there's a new one for "gotta go get safe"....

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