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No shit.



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Some shit happened while we were sleeping.:|


Looks like some shit got deleted.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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No shit.



Add more peppers.


Some shit happened while we were sleeping.:|


Looks like some shit got deleted.


Holy SHIT!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No shit.



Add more peppers.


Some shit happened while we were sleeping.:|


Looks like some shit got deleted.


What shit? :o
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Bullshit!


No, apeshit! :ph34r:


Don't go apeshit . . . You'll get in deep shit!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Bullshit!


No, apeshit! :ph34r:


Don't go apeshit . . . You'll get in deep shit!


What kind of deep shit? :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Bullshit!


No, apeshit! :ph34r:


Don't go apeshit . . . You'll get in deep shit!


What kind of deep shit? :)


Walt Appel Deep Shit
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Bullshit!


No, apeshit! :ph34r:


Don't go apeshit . . . You'll get in deep shit!


What kind of deep shit? :)


Walt Appel Deep Shit


ummm.... I got nothing, you win! :D:D:D
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Blame lucky, she started this shit.



Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.



Don't start shit you can't finish.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.


Nothing can stop diarrhea. B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.


Nothing can stop diarrhea. B|


But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.


Nothing can stop diarrhea. B|


But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it.


I prefer to stir shit
This shit, right here, is OK

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.


Nothing can stop diarrhea. B|


But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it.


I prefer to stir shit


Do you stir shit down or stir shit up?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You assholes are going to get my fun thread locked or deleted.



Blame lucky, she started this shit.


Don't blame me. I don't know shit from shinola.


Don't start shit you can't finish.


Why not - that's why God gave us the sphinkter muscle.:ph34r:


Even that can't stop some shit from getting out.


Nothing can stop diarrhea. B|


But it usually lets you start shit and then not finish it.


I prefer to stir shit


Do you stir shit down or stir shit up?


I stir shit in both directions
This shit, right here, is OK

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do cat claws in the calf count as an injury ?



Oh, yeah. It's almost impossible to do it with a cat in the room. Most dangerous is if your toes are just sticking out from the end of the bed - combine that with a little rhythmic movement and - yoooww!:S


Haha yep.. especially if the cat is a kitten.. a crazy half feral one at that.. no good, no good at all.

And definitely not very original, but if you tense your legs and point your toes for too long/too intensely, you shall learn that your calves will KILL the next day or two.. one time I actually couldn't walk right, not like a limp, just like slow-mo, painful, couldn't walk naturally because my muscles were so tight.. stretching is your friend haha..
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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do cat claws in the calf count as an injury ?



Oh, yeah. It's almost impossible to do it with a cat in the room. Most dangerous is if your toes are just sticking out from the end of the bed - combine that with a little rhythmic movement and - yoooww!:S


Haha yep.. especially if the cat is a kitten.. a crazy half feral one at that.. no good, no good at all.

And definitely not very original, but if you tense your legs and point your toes for too long/too intensely, you shall learn that your calves will KILL the next day or two.. one time I actually couldn't walk right, not like a limp, just like slow-mo, painful, couldn't walk naturally because my muscles were so tight.. stretching is your friend haha..
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

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