turtlespeed 219 #176 September 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Hey I didn't start this shit. I never said you DID start this shit. Billy can't handle this shit. Shit no he can't!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #177 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hey I didn't start this shit. I never said you DID start this shit. Billy can't handle this shit. Shit no he can't! What shit? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #178 September 6, 2010 I have been off the puter for 10 days, came back, and was laughing my ass off about the funny sex shit when this thread turned to shitBy the way, I am the guy that fixes those sex injuries and retrieves those thingies up your arses. But this one time, this skydiver chick new to my DZ had just given her boy a road head, then was laughing during her skdyive and dislocated her jaw - and begged for me to reduce it - now that was some funny shit. "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #179 September 6, 2010 Quote I have been off the puter for 10 days, came back, and was laughing my ass off about the funny sex shit when this thread turned to shitBy the way, I am the guy that fixes those sex injuries and retrieves those thingies up your arses. But this one time, this skydiver chick new to my DZ had just given her boy a road head, then was laughing during her skdyive and dislocated her jaw - and begged for me to reduce it - now that was some funny shit. Holy Shit! Did she . . . compensate you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #180 September 6, 2010 Shit - NO!! Her jaw was too sore "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #181 September 6, 2010 Quote Shit - NO!! Her jaw was too sore You shook her hand after . . right? Her boyfriend should have been grateful then . . . don't cha think?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #182 September 6, 2010 Quote Shit - NO!! Her jaw was too sore I heard the story from her too. She was very grateful.I love that line you told me about when folks come in with all kinds of things up their bums "Doc, your not going to believe this but . . . " And your reply "Right, I don't believe it."Classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #183 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote Shit - NO!! Her jaw was too sore I heard the story from her too. She was very grateful.I love that line you told me about when folks come in with all kinds of things up their bums "Doc, your not going to believe this but . . . " And your reply "Right, I don't believe it."Classic. What a load of shit!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #184 September 6, 2010 Quote What a load of shit! No, that's what comes right after the extraction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #185 September 6, 2010 And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #186 September 6, 2010 Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Heartless bastard.Ever consider that it might have sentimental value?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #187 September 6, 2010 Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Curiosity is getting the best of me.... What's the strangest item you've ever removed?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #188 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Heartless bastard.Ever consider that it might have sentimental value? you should mention that here. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3942335;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #189 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Heartless bastard.Ever consider that it might have sentimental value? you should mention that here. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3942335;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread HOLY shit!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #190 September 6, 2010 After I had my first cornea transplant, I was told no sex for 6 weeks, but my girlfriend was climbing the walls three weeks in. I got the idea that if she was on top doing all the work, the risk for me would be a lot lower. As she was bouncing around up there, the old punchline occurred to me. "Can I just do it till I need glasses?" [Well shit, I posted before I saw the drift. -B] -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #191 September 6, 2010 QuoteAfter I had my first cornea transplant, I was told no sex for 6 weeks, but my girlfriend was climbing the walls three weeks in. I got the idea that if she was on top doing all the work, the risk for me would be a lot lower. As she was bouncing around up there, the old punchline occurred to me. "Can I just do it till I need glasses?" [Well shit, I posted before I saw the drift. -B] -Blind So . . . what was the end result? You need to post that shit!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #192 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Curiosity is getting the best of me.... What's the strangest item you've ever removed?? Oh lets see - coke bottle, plastic easter egg and spoon (same guy) - and another guy I had to send to OR for his socket wrench extension, 15 marbles and a bottle of nail polish, and over the years enough dildos to open a porn store"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #193 September 6, 2010 Quote Quote And they usually want to take the shitty toy home!! I throw it on the table and tell them to wash it themselves Heartless bastard.Ever consider that it might have sentimental value? You are right!! I will try to regain my compassion - next time I'll just drop it in a plastic bag before I return it."We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #194 September 7, 2010 Quote Curiosity is getting the best of me.... What's the strangest item you've ever removed?? Oh lets see - coke bottle, plastic easter egg and spoon (same guy) - and another guy I had to send to OR for his socket wrench extension, 15 marbles and a bottle of nail polish, and over the years enough dildos to open a porn storeOh my God. I can only hope the Coke bottle was a 20 ounce (or smaller) and not a 2 liter. Did you ever see the video of the dude sitting on the pickle jar? I can't find the link... Yeah, he DEFINITELY went to the hospital after that!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #195 September 7, 2010 "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #196 September 7, 2010 Quote "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" Ain't that some shit?!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #197 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" Ain't that some shit?! Well good morning to all you shitheads! Glad to see this shitty thread is still around. Doc......need I bring up the fact that you always seem to be tired? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #198 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" Ain't that some shit?! Well good morning to all you shitheads! Glad to see this shitty thread is still around. Doc......need I bring up the fact that you always seem to be tired? Don't talk shit about DocButt . . . which is how he is labled in my phone directory.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #199 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" Ain't that some shit?! Well good morning to all you shitheads! Glad to see this shitty thread is still around. Doc......need I bring up the fact that you always seem to be tired? Don't talk shit about DocButt . . . which is how he is labled in my phone directory. I thought shit talking was more or less the point of this thread. But I do like your idea of DocButt.....relabeling him in my celle now too. - - By the way....happy birthday DocButt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #200 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote "Doc - you are not going to belive this, but I accidentally sat on this pickle jar that happened to be covered with vaseline" Ain't that some shit?! Well good morning to all you shitheads! Glad to see this shitty thread is still around. Doc......need I bring up the fact that you always seem to be tired? Don't talk shit about DocButt . . . which is how he is labled in my phone directory. I thought shit talking was more or less the point of this thread. But I do like your idea of DocButt.....relabeling him in my celle now too. - - By the way....happy birthday DocButt Happy Birthday Docbutt!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
