iluvtofly 0 #1 August 31, 2010 I work with 2 other skydivers in the office (scary thought I know, 3 skydivers from the Farm working in the same office). The one guy didn't come in yesterday so I stole his red Swingline stapler. I'm waiting for the fun to start when he gets here and notices that it's missing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 August 31, 2010 We need to talk about your flair.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 August 31, 2010 Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #4 August 31, 2010 Not now Cyndi, I have a meeting with the Bobs.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 August 31, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM&p=CA07AAD4C2164FF1&playnext=1&index=8"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 August 31, 2010 Quote Not now Cyndi, I have a meeting with the Bobs. I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 August 31, 2010 QuoteSooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 August 31, 2010 Quote Quote Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 August 31, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 August 31, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about. I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 August 31, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about. I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds. I'll never jump in rain again.Well, maybe with a full face and some thick clothing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 August 31, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. No self respecting skydiver would cave into that. They might if the forecast was 100% rain. Like those weather men know what they're talking about. I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds. I'll never jump in rain again.Well, maybe with a full face and some thick clothing. Done that once too. Never again, hopefully! I was in shorts and t-shirt out on the strut of the C-182 flying right under the base of a gray cloud over the DZ at about 4000 feet and all of a sudden the cold stinging feeling of rain blasted me in the neck, arms and legs and I fell off the strut/step in shock and right into an excruciating barrage of raindrops or hell it could have been pellets or BBs that all I could do was cover my face with my forearms and do a quick pull. It was still raining when I got back on the ground and I gathered up my canopy and ran as fast as I could to the hangar. There was a hustle and bustle in the hangar, you know, a DZ going about its business as normal, until I shed my t-shirt. Then everything stopped and everybody stared at me. I had dime-sized deep red welts all over my chest arms legs whatever wasn't protected by the harness! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 August 31, 2010 Do canopies work in the rain?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #14 August 31, 2010 Yes, but in freefall your hitting the pointy end of the drops I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 August 31, 2010 QuoteDo canopies work in the rain? They don't work well as umbrellas though, gotta remember, you're going forward. I normally would pull my goggles down once I was open, nope, kept them on and had to wipe them the whole canopy ride. Good thing I landed as close to the packing tent as they allowed us to."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites