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iluvtofly

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I work with 2 other skydivers in the office (scary thought I know, 3 skydivers from the Farm working in the same office). The one guy didn't come in yesterday so I stole his red Swingline stapler. I'm waiting for the fun to start when he gets here and notices that it's missing. :D:D

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Not now Cyndi, I have a meeting with the Bobs.
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.


They might if the forecast was 100% rain. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.


They might if the forecast was 100% rain. :P


Like those weather men know what they're talking about.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.


They might if the forecast was 100% rain. :P


Like those weather men know what they're talking about.


I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.


They might if the forecast was 100% rain. :P


Like those weather men know what they're talking about.


I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds.


I'll never jump in rain again.B|

Well, maybe with a full face and some thick clothing. :o:P
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Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.



No self respecting skydiver would cave into that.


They might if the forecast was 100% rain. :P


Like those weather men know what they're talking about.


I have never seen a dropzone with clouds over it . . . I have seen some haze and polution, but never clouds.


I'll never jump in rain again.B|

Well, maybe with a full face and some thick clothing. :o:P


Done that once too. Never again, hopefully! I was in shorts and t-shirt out on the strut of the C-182 flying right under the base of a gray cloud over the DZ at about 4000 feet and all of a sudden the cold stinging feeling of rain blasted me in the neck, arms and legs and I fell off the strut/step in shock and right into an excruciating barrage of raindrops or hell it could have been pellets or BBs that all I could do was cover my face with my forearms and do a quick pull.

It was still raining when I got back on the ground and I gathered up my canopy and ran as fast as I could to the hangar.

There was a hustle and bustle in the hangar, you know, a DZ going about its business as normal, until I shed my t-shirt. Then everything stopped and everybody stared at me. I had dime-sized deep red welts all over my chest arms legs whatever wasn't protected by the harness! B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Do canopies work in the rain?



They don't work well as umbrellas though, gotta remember, you're going forward.

I normally would pull my goggles down once I was open, nope, kept them on and had to wipe them the whole canopy ride.

Good thing I landed as close to the packing tent as they allowed us to.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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