Cutaway68 4 #1 August 27, 2010 woman who fly airplane upside down liable to have nasty crack up. Don't Pull Low... Unless You ARE!!! The pessimist says, "It can't get any worse than this." The optimist says, "Sure, it can." Be fun, have safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 August 27, 2010 Masturbation, cum in handy.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #3 August 28, 2010 QuoteMasturbation, cum in handy. Man who stand on Toilet Seat is High on PotI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fr33flyr 0 #4 August 28, 2010 man who goes through airport metal detector sideways is going to bangcock. _______________________________ I like life....It's something to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdpml 0 #5 August 28, 2010 Man with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #6 August 28, 2010 Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #7 August 28, 2010 QuoteMan who farts in church sits in his own pew. Man who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #8 August 28, 2010 QuoteMan who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key. Man who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #9 August 28, 2010 If big breasted women work at Hooters, One legged women work at I hop!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #10 August 28, 2010 QuoteQuoteMan who farts in church sits in his own pew. Man who lose key to girl friends apartment brobably not get new key. I got a new key... Found the old one... had to hide it so I didn't get caught with it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 August 28, 2010 Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind, wakes up with solution in hand."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sjadczak 0 #12 August 28, 2010 Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #13 August 28, 2010 Confucius say... A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit. Man who run in front of car get tired. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth. A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death. Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds. Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ. Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day. It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. A gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69. Prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them. Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash. When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction. Deaf people have phone sex by fax."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moggybean 0 #14 August 28, 2010 QuoteMan with hole in trouser pocket feel cocky all day Man with hole in both pockets no feel too cocky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #15 August 29, 2010 Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 August 30, 2010 Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #17 August 30, 2010 woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot unsanitarySex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #18 August 30, 2010 Man who runs behind car gets exhausted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #19 August 30, 2010 Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
