shah269 0 #126 July 26, 2010 sweet moses! well....what ever.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #127 July 26, 2010 Quotesweet moses! well....what ever. You constantly post about relationships, the perfect size 6 female, etc. Dave gives you great advice which is focus on you and put your life back together before jumping into yet another relationship and you say whatever. Dude just stop posting about this aspect of your life. Having an SO isnt the answer to happiness.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #128 July 26, 2010 Hmm... take the advice of the guy who is happily married to a really cool chick or the one who's bitterly divorced and not seeming to really be enjoying dating? Tough call. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #129 July 26, 2010 WOW....really wow? You know I bet I could say I like chocolate ice cream and someone would jump down my thoat. Did you read what I wrote? Or are you projecting? A cupon to forgo talking about a subject and to get to know some one better.....is a bad thing? Forgoing an expensive dinner to go for an affordable one that lasts longer to get to know someone is a bad thing? Ok you know what ever.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #130 July 26, 2010 QuoteWOW....really wow? You know I bet I could say I like chocolate ice cream and someone would jump down my thoat. Did you read what I wrote? Or are you projecting? A cupon to forgo talking about a subject and to get to know some one better.....is a bad thing? Forgoing an expensive dinner to go for an affordable one that lasts longer to get to know someone is a bad thing? Ok you know what ever. My response was not about the coupon. It was about "what every guy wants.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #131 July 26, 2010 Quote My response was not about the coupon. It was about "what every guy wants." Did i mention size in that? Go look. I think the words were summed up as someone kind caring, understanding and passionate. SHIT! who wants that right?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #132 July 26, 2010 Please let us know if you ever get a skydiver chick to date you.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #133 July 26, 2010 My friend, I think the ladies are remembering comments and apparent attitudes from a range of posts you have made. Although humor and sarcasm are the coin of the realm on Bonfire, they are just trying to be helpful (most of the time). Same with me.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #134 July 26, 2010 oye vey! even when i'm......ah forget about it.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #135 July 27, 2010 It sure is nice to have someone take the heat off of me for a change. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #136 July 27, 2010 Quote It sure is nice to have someone take the heat off of me for a change. Oh shut up! Man I'm trying to be nice here! I didn't say one thing about size or weight or anything. And look at the shit I get! Watch me get some shit. I went out with this Hungarian girl for a month, we just broke up because due to distance and schedule we could only see each other on Sundays. I made her French Toast with fresh strawberries when she slept over.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #137 July 27, 2010 There is nothing wrong with wanting to find a woman with that is caring, intelligent, so on and so on that you mentioned earlier. Just realistically step back and evaluate you're criteria, and ask your self if the image you have of the woman you want is reasonable or not. If you can honestly answer yes, than go for it. Just remember, if you find the perfect woman, you just haven't gotten to know her yet. No woman, (or man, go look in the mirror, figuratively) is perfect. You just need to decided what the dealbreakers are. Just remember, if you have too many dealbreakers, you will be alone. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #138 July 27, 2010 You guys got all that from all the nice things I put up? WOW! I was trying to be civil. Maybe I'll just stop trying to be civil and go back to being a dick. Not only is it more fun but I don't get blind sided. Sing with me brother "long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, amazing assed hotties.....bring their own coupon to dinner!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #139 July 27, 2010 I've got my popcorn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #140 July 27, 2010 QuoteYou know what would be cool though....a "let's not talk about this" coupon that each person has. It sounds like a lot of the responders here have a specific coupon in mind for you. Ironic.www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #141 July 27, 2010 Just curious. Is The Bonfire on dz.com your only 'outlet' ???Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #142 July 27, 2010 According to the Urban Dictionary, a male who is between his 40's and 50's, and gets much younger women, is a male cougar. Also called a rhino. Your problem is that when women go after much younger men for purely sexual reasons, they are applauded by their peers. However, their female peers will give you grief about it and the non-players are just kissing up. How totally unfair. I don't how you put up with it. Rhino should be your sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #143 July 27, 2010 Quote It sounds like a lot of the responders here have a specific coupon in mind for you. Ironic. You know it goes both ways. I'm sure some of the girls have been on dates with guys who would not shut up about a subject such as work or a hobby. It would be nice to have a card that said, "Tonight I'm using this card and I wish for us to talk about anything but this given subject." (now some one will find fault with this and accuse me of being some sort of pigdog)Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #144 July 27, 2010 i need some good entertainment so keep on POSTING!going to get my crunch and munch buttery toffee for the show.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #145 July 27, 2010 your zonkers are yellow? and they scream??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #146 July 27, 2010 Quote Quote It sounds like a lot of the responders here have a specific coupon in mind for you. Ironic. You know it goes both ways. I'm sure some of the girls have been on dates with guys who would not shut up about a subject such as work or a hobby. It would be nice to have a card that said, "Tonight I'm using this card and I wish for us to talk about anything but this given subject." (now some one will find fault with this and accuse me of being some sort of pigdog) So you are saying you only want to talk about subjects you are interested in....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #147 July 27, 2010 Quote your zonkers are yellow? and they scream??? Yes they are...Want to see my crunch and munch?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #148 July 27, 2010 You do know I'm an engineer...I probably have no game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #149 July 27, 2010 Quote You do know I'm an engineer...I probably have no game. LMAO-----> TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #150 July 27, 2010 Quote It sure is nice to have someone take the heat off of me for a change. Yes, Shah-The-Lightning-Rod provides a valuable service for us; We all seem so much nicer by comparison."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites