turtlespeed 219 #1 August 10, 2010 How would you do it. We ALL know that you wouldn't . . . but what would you do if you could get away with it? Be imaginative and explicit! Lets have some fun! Oh and - lets not cause death in these . . . just sayin'.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #2 August 10, 2010 id ask them to help me on the top deck of the parking deck jump my car or something....then push them over the edgeSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 August 10, 2010 Okay, I'll start. Grab the keyboard, swing and smash it into co-worker's face, pick up the keys that popped out and jam them up the nostrils, and shove the mouse down the throat, and the flat-screen monitor up the butt-crack. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 August 10, 2010 Quote id ask them to help me on the top deck of the parking deck jump my car or something....then push them over the edge He meant without killing them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #5 August 10, 2010 Quote He meant without killing them. oh in that case, run-by kidney shot in the break room?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShayneH 0 #6 August 10, 2010 I haven't really wanted to physically hit someone, but there have been instances where I wanted to take a mixture of horseradish/mayonnaise/other nasty things, mix them up, and seat it under the slider in that individual's packjob... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 August 10, 2010 I knew you would be replying to this thread.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 August 10, 2010 Quote I knew you would be replying to this thread.... Of course! You could benefit from this thread. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #9 August 10, 2010 Quote I knew you would be replying to this thread.... What were your suggestions.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote I knew you would be replying to this thread.... What were your suggestions. I don't think she had time to think of any. She was too busy bitching about the co-worker. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #11 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I knew you would be replying to this thread.... What were your suggestions. I don't think she had time to think of any. She was too busy bitching about the co-worker. Is this her in a shirt and tie?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I knew you would be replying to this thread.... What were your suggestions. I don't think she had time to think of any. She was too busy bitching about the co-worker. Is this her in a shirt and tie? I remember that. What was funnier was the other employees staying on the phone watching the whole thing and not doing anything to stop it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #13 August 10, 2010 The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered. Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 August 10, 2010 My coworker mentioned that if someone scares her she will pee her pants. So one day I want to sneak up behind her and yell BOO! just to see if she will. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 August 10, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPtl9YIcKG8&feature=related"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 August 10, 2010 Quote Okay, I'll start. Grab the keyboard, swing and smash it into co-worker's face, pick up the keys that popped out and jam them up the nostrils, and shove the mouse down the throat, and the flat-screen monitor up the butt-crack. When I ran the production control department at an aerospace manufacturing facility it was understood that it was kinda my job to get rid of dead-weight. If you were transferred to me, you were on the way out...mainly because I had some really creative and legal ways of 'setting up' losers. Never got physical but thats probably because everybody knew my hobbies were things like Karate, parachutes and guns...nobody wanted to get the boss real 'pissed'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #17 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote Okay, I'll start. Grab the keyboard, swing and smash it into co-worker's face, pick up the keys that popped out and jam them up the nostrils, and shove the mouse down the throat, and the flat-screen monitor up the butt-crack. When I ran the production control department at an aerospace manufacturing facility it was understood that it was kinda my job to get rid of dead-weight. If you were transferred to me, you were on the way out...mainly because I had some really creative and legal ways of 'setting up' losers. Never got physical but thats probably because everybody knew my hobbies were things like Karate, parachutes and guns...nobody wanted to get the boss real 'pissed'! That was not very specific and I know you can tell a good story!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #18 August 10, 2010 Quote The Websense category "Adult Content" is filtered. Do you Youtube?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #19 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote id ask them to help me on the top deck of the parking deck jump my car or something....then push them over the edge He meant without killing them. You could always send the co-worker out to to do a news report in a school zone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 August 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Okay, I'll start. Grab the keyboard, swing and smash it into co-worker's face, pick up the keys that popped out and jam them up the nostrils, and shove the mouse down the throat, and the flat-screen monitor up the butt-crack. When I ran the production control department at an aerospace manufacturing facility it was understood that it was kinda my job to get rid of dead-weight. If you were transferred to me, you were on the way out...mainly because I had some really creative and legal ways of 'setting up' losers. Never got physical but that's probably because everybody knew my hobbies were things like Karate, parachutes and guns...nobody wanted to get the boss real 'pissed'! That was not very specific and I know you can tell a good story! Had security come in and check everyone's ID chip one nite, the guy with a teener of meth hidden behind his ID was kinda stuck...Had a guy sure I was following him around documenting possible sexual harassment complaints that had been filed...he was shocked the next day when he got pink slipped, not for harassment but for breaking into my desk on camera to view said documentation...that didn't exist. I think I ended up 'walking' about 20 people that were less than worthless as employees. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #21 August 10, 2010 QuoteDo you Youtube? The downside of working in finance... The Websense category "youtube" is filtered.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 August 10, 2010 This is from a commercial, but I thought it was hysterical. You have to watch it all the way through. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53yVQa9NT_w&feature=related "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burtonjm 0 #23 August 10, 2010 Quote I haven't really wanted to physically hit someone, but there have been instances where I wanted to take a mixture of horseradish/mayonnaise/other nasty things, mix them up, and seat it under the slider in that individual's packjob... I saw someone pack 2 lbs of pretzels into someone else's packjob. He had the hardest time trying to get that thing closed This shit, right here, is OK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #24 August 10, 2010 Quote.nobody wanted to get the boss real 'pissed'! More likely they were weirded out by the mullet and kamikaze headband. don't test me-I have picturesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #25 August 10, 2010 Quote Okay, I'll start. Grab the keyboard, swing and smash it into co-worker's face, pick up the keys that popped out and jam them up the nostrils, and shove the mouse down the throat, and the flat-screen monitor up the butt-crack. Ohhhh.. How I have fantasized about smacking someone upside the head violently with a keyboard.. *sigh*.. I also like the idea of duct-taping someone's hands to their desk (thus making the beating-with-keyboard easier and more satisfying!)."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
