If god texted 10 commandents to Moses

[micduran 0]

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now, sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[muff528 3]

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1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now, sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

[Opendore 0]

SC in three.... two.... Does God laugh?

I don't have a license for this.

[Niki1 1]

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SC in three.... two.... Does God laugh?

Yeah, I think God has a sense of humor. And I think he fucks with us just to see if we can take a joke.

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[Heatmiser 0]

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SC in three.... two.... Does God laugh?

Yeah, I think God has a sense of humor. And I think he fucks with us just to see if we can take a joke.

My friend Hollywood Burton says he IS god, and he DOES have a wicked sense of humor. Last memorable jump, 2 way with a blowup doll.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[Pokerstar 0]

Love this!

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[jhnhll 0]

Thanks! Needed some humor

[will.it.live.it 0]

Funny as shit.... God I hate cell phones

"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
Bob Newhart (1929 - )