wildcard451 0 #2 June 4, 2010 QuoteAm I right? LOL! Nope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 June 4, 2010 Nope. Although it is hysterical when a whuffo who's made 1 tandem tries to use it on a real skychick. To watch his ego get crushed is hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 June 4, 2010 QuoteAm I right? LOL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 June 5, 2010 QuoteAm I right? LOL! Maybe if you happen to be a DZO or gear store owner.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #6 June 5, 2010 QuoteAm I right? LOL! Him: Hey Sweetie, How YOU doin'? I'm a skydiver! Her: So!... You pretty much stay broke, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #7 June 5, 2010 i find BASE jumper works much better i think letting them know you're a jumper is actually a courtesy, tells them you're mostly broke and won't be spending much time with them on good weather weekends. diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matty50 0 #8 June 5, 2010 Quote i think letting them know you're a jumper is actually a courtesy, tells them you're mostly broke and won't be spending much time with them on good weather weekends. So true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 June 5, 2010 Now we all know it goes like this: At first: "Wow, you skydive!"Weeks later: "Wow, you skydive a lot."Finally: "It's me or skydiving, buddy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 June 5, 2010 Quote Now we all know it goes like this: At first: "Wow, you skydive!"Weeks later: "Wow, you skydive a lot."Finally: "It's me or skydiving, buddy." By that time you are tired of them anyway...works out perfectly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 June 5, 2010 Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #12 June 5, 2010 Quote Now we all know it goes like this: At first: "Wow, you skydive!"Weeks later: "Wow, you skydive a lot."Finally: "It's me or skydiving, buddy." My girlfriend said if I went skydiving one more time she was going to leave me. I sure am going to miss her."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 June 6, 2010 Quote Quote Now we all know it goes like this: At first: "Wow, you skydive!"Weeks later: "Wow, you skydive a lot."Finally: "It's me or skydiving, buddy." My girlfriend said if I went skydiving one more time she was going to leave me. I sure am going to miss her. Spend about 20 years with a redhead..."Hey Jim i got an idea, why don't you go Skydiving...PLEASE!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #14 June 6, 2010 QuoteGet in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 June 6, 2010 QuoteQuoteGet in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . . It's only PBR. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . . It's only PBR. Chuck Oh - My bad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 June 7, 2010 Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Ain't that the cowboy pick up line? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 June 7, 2010 Have you tried saying "I could pay you."? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . . It's only PBR. Chuck DAYUM Chuck.. I like you.... A Texican with tastes for soething other than the crap that passes bor beer in that part of the world I grew up in Milwaukee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 June 7, 2010 Hi. I'm your tandem instructor today.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . . It's only PBR. Chuck Oh - My bad. Naw... cheap date! That and a couple of two for one bean burritos!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 June 7, 2010 QuoteAm I right? LOL! Nah..... if you really have a 10" cock .. that works better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Ain't that the cowboy pick up line? You bet! It works, too!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Get in the truck... I got a six-pack! Chuck Damn - You're rich . . . It's only PBR. Chuck DAYUM Chuck.. I like you.... A Texican with tastes for soething other than the crap that passes bor beer in that part of the world I grew up in Milwaukee The beer capital of the world! Shoot, my Grand-dad drank it, my Dad drank it... good enough for me!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,444 #25 June 7, 2010 Quote if you really have a 10" cock .. that works better Just make sure it's in the pickup with you Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
