Amazon 7 #26 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote if you really have a 10" cock .. that works better Just make sure it's in the pickup with you Wendy P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #27 June 7, 2010 Quote DAYUM Chuck.. I like you.... A Texican with tastes for soething other than the crap that passes bor beer in that part of the world I grew up in Milwaukee Oh, Puh-LEASE I grew up in LaCrosse, and Dad wouldn't even touch PBR. He did like Hamms, though...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #28 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote DAYUM Chuck.. I like you.... A Texican with tastes for soething other than the crap that passes bor beer in that part of the world I grew up in Milwaukee Oh, Puh-LEASE I grew up in LaCrosse, and Dad wouldn't even touch PBR. He did like Hamms, though... I tried some back YEARS ago... after Dave went on and on and on about it.... I stand by my statement.... Now back to your obvious deprived childhood.... you can't have that which no longer exists. Now its just another flavor of Miller I remember their commercials.. you must just have liked "da bear"Oh.. and that whole Land of Sky Blue waters... DUDE.... that shit ain't even close to blue.. with that many mosquito larvae in it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #29 June 7, 2010 Quote Now back to your obvious deprived childhood.... you can't have that which no longer exists. Now its just another flavor of Miller I remember their commercials.. you must just have liked "da bear" Bummer...and yeah, the bear was cool. Not 'da bear', though - we were Packers fans. Quote Oh.. and that whole Land of Sky Blue waters... DUDE.... that shit ain't even close to blue.. with that many mosquito larvae in it Closest 'big water' was where they put a spillway across the Mississippi in Onalaska - plenty of clear water there. Lots of panfish, bass, pike, cats... As for skeeters, the ones down in Louisiana were a LOT worse...THOSE fuckers are big enough to screw a turkey, flat-footed!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 June 7, 2010 Ah....not a pick up line. But it will get you laid at date two. She, for reasons unknown, will find your deep conversations about the blue skies, the white clouds and the brotherhood peace to be deep....add to it the way that you keep looking at the sky with those puppy dog eyes wondering wishing wanting.....when in reality you are thinking "DANG WITH THE MONEY I SPENT ON DINNER WITH THIS BITCH I COULD HAVE JUMPED 2 TIMES!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #31 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote Now back to your obvious deprived childhood.... you can't have that which no longer exists. Now its just another flavor of Miller I remember their commercials.. you must just have liked "da bear" Bummer...and yeah, the bear was cool. Not 'da bear', though - we were Packers fans. Quote Oh.. and that whole Land of Sky Blue waters... DUDE.... that shit ain't even close to blue.. with that many mosquito larvae in it Closest 'big water' was where they put a spillway across the Mississippi in Onalaska - plenty of clear water there. Lots of panfish, bass, pike, cats... As for skeeters, the ones down in Louisiana were a LOT worse...THOSE fuckers are big enough to screw a turkey, flat-footed!! Psssst.. Thats Wisconsin where that "pool" of yours is... and only someone who has lived in TX for most their life could think that was "clear" You need to come to Lost Prairie or the Pacific NorthWET so you can experience "CLEAR" water I was going with that whole .....Minnesota( since they USED to be in St Paul)... Land of 10,000 Skeeter Ponds... spring there after the ice melts off is epic once all the damn things come up and start hatching. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote DAYUM Chuck.. I like you.... A Texican with tastes for soething other than the crap that passes bor beer in that part of the world I grew up in Milwaukee Oh, Puh-LEASE I grew up in LaCrosse, and Dad wouldn't even touch PBR. He did like Hamms, though... Years ago (God, I'm getting old... to start a sentence with that!) I tried Hamms draught and it wasn't too bad. PBR has always been a big choice of the 'blue collar' folks. They are no longer producing beer but... ever tried 'Sheridan'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #33 June 7, 2010 Here is a good pick up line..... "So can I buy you a drink? Or, do you just want the money?" Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #34 June 7, 2010 Quote THOSE fuckers are big enough to screw a turkey, flat-footed I dont even know what that means, but it sure funny. I guess it is kinda like getting "fucked sideways while running up a hill in Louisiana" Something I heard while in the Army. Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #35 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote THOSE fuckers are big enough to screw a turkey, flat-footed I dont even know what that means, but it sure funny. I guess it is kinda like getting "fucked sideways while running up a hill in Louisiana" Something I heard while in the Army. Sideways? I didn't know it had been moved! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #36 June 7, 2010 Quote Psssst.. Thats Wisconsin where that "pool" of yours is... and only someone who has lived in TX for most their life could think that was "clear" While I understand you're joking around, Jeanne...have you been there? There were plenty of clear local ponds in the area when I was growing up, and the river wasn't filthy by any means. Quote You need to come to Lost Prairie or the Pacific NorthWET so you can experience "CLEAR" water. Seen pictures...LP looks beautiful. Quote I was going with that whole .....Minnesota( since they USED to be in St Paul)... Land of 10,000 Skeeter Ponds... spring there after the ice melts off is epic once all the damn things come up and start hatching. That it is...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #37 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote THOSE fuckers are big enough to screw a turkey, flat-footed I dont even know what that means, but it sure funny. I guess it is kinda like getting "fucked sideways while running up a hill in Louisiana" Something I heard while in the Army. Means the mosquito can stand on it's hind legs and 'reach it'...FUCK those things were huge...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #38 June 7, 2010 Yup.. seen em.. and swam in a lot of WI rivers.. we used to camp and canoe a lot all over the state. My grandfather and uncle loved to take all of us fishing and boating. They REALLLLLY loved catching the BIG cats in the rivers.. and the muskies in the lakes. What was really sad to me.. are the amout of lakes we used to go to closer to Milwaukee that are now just part of "the burbs" and are surrounded by homes and are REALLLLLY not what I would call clear.. OR clean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #39 June 7, 2010 Quote Yup.. seen em.. and swam in a lot of WI rivers.. we used to camp and canoe a lot all over the state. My grandfather and uncle loved to take all of us fishing and boating. They REALLLLLY loved catching the BIG cats in the rivers.. and the muskies in the lakes. What was really sad to me.. are the amout of lakes we used to go to closer to Milwaukee that are now just part of "the burbs" and are surrounded by homes and are REALLLLLY not what I would call clear.. OR clean. Urban sprawl... had the same thing around La Crosse when I went back as an adult... Some of the little creeks and ponds I swam/fished in as a kid just weren't there anymore.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #40 June 7, 2010 There's an old joke where a guy calls his wife and tells her he was at a bar and met a chick and is sleeping with her so he won't be home until late. The wife says, "Don't you lie to me, I know you went to the DZ."Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #41 June 7, 2010 Question: What do you call a skydiver that just broke up with his girlfriend?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #42 June 7, 2010 I just like to walk into a bar flaunting cash and licking my eyebrows. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #43 June 7, 2010 Quote I just like to walk into a bar flaunting cash and licking my eyebrows. Carrying a bag of change and taking off and licking your Groucho glasses works for ya? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #44 June 7, 2010 Quote Quote I just like to walk into a bar flaunting cash and licking my eyebrows. Carrying a bag of change and taking off and licking your Groucho glasses works for ya? You're saying this is him? LinkMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #45 June 7, 2010 Damn...no WONDER Shah gets so confused... Link Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #46 June 11, 2010 Quote Quote Now we all know it goes like this: At first: "Wow, you skydive!"Weeks later: "Wow, you skydive a lot."Finally: "It's me or skydiving, buddy." My girlfriend said if I went skydiving one more time she was going to leave me. I sure am going to miss you. A long time poster and skydiver on here actually said this to his wife when she gave him the ultimatum. She backed off, he had called her bluff."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #47 June 11, 2010 Ok,,who was it ? I want to hear the down stream out come of that one.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matty50 0 #48 June 12, 2010 QuoteQuestion: What do you call a skydiver that just broke up with his girlfriend? You don't have to call him... He's at the DZ with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #49 June 12, 2010 QuoteQuestion: What do you call a skydiver that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
