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"Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm!"
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."
~Commando
"These go to 11."
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
Squeak 17
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"These go to 11."
This is Spinal Tap
How'd you do I see you met my, Favorite Handy man
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
ryoder 1,590
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How'd you do I see you met my, Favorite Handy man
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
~Take the money & run
"What we've got here...is failure to communicate."
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
ryoder 1,590
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"What we've got here...is failure to communicate."
Cool Hand Luke
"You're tearing me apart!"
(Think '50's movie)
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"What we've got here...is failure to communicate."
Cool Hand Luke
"You're tearing me apart!"
(Think '50's movie)
Rebel without a clue...
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~"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
remibond 0
Quote~"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
Shrek
"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back."
Gladiator
"It's a shame when people be throwing away perfectly good white boys."
Hint: 80s movie
Quote"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back."
Gladiator
"It's a shame when people be throwing away perfectly good white boys."
Hint: 80s movie
Men at Work (BTW- it was a 1990 movie)
It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.
Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama
airdvr 210
"Here nice doggy. Maybe I got a milk-bone for ya."
Destinations by Roxanne
davjohns 1
Quote"It's a shame when people be throwing away perfectly good white boys."
Hint: 80s movie
Better Off Dead with John Cussak
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
BillyVance 34
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride.
"Hello boys! I'm BACK!"
remibond 0
Quote"Hello boys! I'm BACK!"
Independence Day
"Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?"
ryoder 1,590
QuoteQuote"Hello boys! I'm BACK!"
Independence Day
"Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?"
Inglourious Basterds
Is that what I think it is?
What do you think it is?
I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.
Well, you thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.
BIGUN 1,314
"No more than I was to be born."
ryoder 1,590
Quote"Are you afraid to die?"
"No more than I was to be born."
Spartacus
(I just watched it a couple weeks ago)
QuoteGood afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.
QuoteGood afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.
Bananas
"Who's for Eva Braun here? Who wants to burn books? Who wants to spit on the constitution? Anybody?"
DPH #3
D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406
QuoteQuoteQuote"Hello boys! I'm BACK!"
Independence Day
"Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?"
Inglourious Basterds
Is that what I think it is?
What do you think it is?
I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.
Well, you thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.
~Jackie Brown
"I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him."
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
ryoder 1,590
"I don't think you know who I am. The name's Toby N. Tucker. People round here call me TNT. You know why?""
"Because they're not very imaginative?"
skybill 22
"That smell, that gasoline smell!...........I love the smell of napalm early in the morning.....it smells like .....Victory!......"
Then later on,....."The Horror!...."
III%,
Deli-out
remibond 0
QuoteI'm surprised no one came up with..................
"That smell, that gasoline smell!...........I love the smell of napalm early in the morning.....it smells like .....Victory!......"
Then later on,....."The Horror!...."
That's because Apocalypse Now is just too awesome.
"In a situation like this, you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics"
Coreece 190
"I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place...this zoo...this prison...this reality, whatever you call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink...and everytime i do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it...It's repulsive!"
Deliverence.
Saw a T- shirt that said, "Paddle faster! I hear banjo music."
Louis D Brandeis
Where are we going and why are we in this basket?
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